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[Lotion Soronarr]

I call for removal of Chancellor runner, Darth Vader and Grinning Wolf from the running!

 

 

Grinning Wolf is not even human, and thus he's not eligible to run for president.

 

Darth Vader and Chancellor are from a galaxy far, far away. They are illegal immigrants, not only not native to this planet or country, but not native to this galaxy! They are ALIENS. Will you honestly let aliens rule over you?

Where are their birth records? Their immigration papers? Their citizenship papers?

 

They have no love for Earth, for it's not their home.

But Holy Terra is the cradle of humanity!

I have walked upon it's blessed soil for untold millenia. None knows it better than me. None knows it's people better then me, for I am one, yet many, and your dreams, hopes and desires and known to me.

 

Vote for the God-Emperor.

It is the only logical choice.

It is the only right choice!

[Sifr]

I'm abstaining for the moment, I'm still waiting for Crowley to live up to his campaign promises when I voted for him as King of Hell...

 

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I'm a celebrity that can move 100s of votes. The candidates have a hard time getting my attention right now.

[Sully13]

I'm a celebrity that can move 100s of votes. The candidates have a hard time getting my attention right now.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Thanks General Soronarr for your publication of Imperium.

 

Now I have to reveal my true Identity...

 

A galaxy calls me emperor. It's time for BSN to do it as well.

 

Great cartoon. Isn't it?

[The Jackal]

If I named for the President. I promise to do everything in my capable power to try to give the fans what they want. I pledge to offer that I will personally speak with Bioware staff on giving us discounts on future games. Not only that. We will be given monthly blogs that details their next projects and updates. And I promise a bunch of other stuff that I'm not sure if I can deliver on. It sounds really really good though.

[The Love Runner]

I volunteer to moderate any official Presidential Debates in future.

I look forward to your input, Crusty.

Darth Vader and Chancellor are from a galaxy far, far away. They are illegal immigrants, not only not native to this planet or country, but not native to this galaxy! They are ALIENS. Will you honestly let aliens rule over you?
Where are their birth records? Their immigration papers? Their citizenship papers?

Vader and I went through all the tests necessary to gain citizenship in numerous planets, countries, and galaxies!! We are also completely human, despite Vader's mechanical implants due to loss of limbs.

You wish to become a God-Emperor. Well, becoming a God means you would no longer be human, and thus, ineligible as you claim us to be.

[The Jackal]

I call for removal of Chancellor runner, Darth Vader and Grinning Wolf from the running!

 

 

Grinning Wolf is not even human, and thus he's not eligible to run for president.

 

Darth Vader and Chancellor are from a galaxy far, far away. They are illegal immigrants, not only not native to this planet or country, but not native to this galaxy! They are ALIENS. Will you honestly let aliens rule over you?

Where are their birth records? Their immigration papers? Their citizenship papers?

 

They have no love for Earth, for it's not their home.

But Holy Terra is the cradle of humanity!

I have walked upon it's blessed soil for untold millenia. None knows it better than me. None knows it's people better then me, for I am one, yet many, and your dreams, hopes and desires and known to me.

 

Vote for the God-Emperor.

It is the only logical choice.

It is the only right choice!

 

I second this. We must purge people that weren't even born in our galaxy. That includes Darth.  Grinning Wolf  and Chancellor runner. I also call that we should have a formal debate with all the people in the running before we rush to name the next President. We the people care about the important issues they must discussed at length before we do something as important as name one of them President. 

[Lotion Soronarr]

Vader and I went through all the tests necessary to gain citizenship in numerous planets, countries, and galaxies!! We are also completely human, despite Vader's mechanical implants due to loss of limbs.

You wish to become a God-Emperor. Well, becoming a God means you would no longer be human, and thus, ineligible as you claim us to be.

 

 

I've yet to see your papers on anything. But that is irrelevant. 1st generation immigrants are not eligible for presidency. Only those born in the country can run for president.

Since we all know you were born on Tatooine, and since we all know that you only came to Earth and this galaxy recently, you are legally not allowed to participate. And yet you entered the running, showing a clear lack of respect for the laws of the people you wish to govern.

 

 

Secondly, I don't wish to become a god, I'm THE God-Emperor, the New Man. I am human perfection, in body and mind. I am the apex, what all of you one day may be. While that makes me different from normal humans, I still am the essence of humanity.

[Sully13]

I call for removal of Chancellor runner, Darth Vader and Grinning Wolf from the running!

 

 

Grinning Wolf is not even human, and thus he's not eligible to run for president.

 

Darth Vader and Chancellor are from a galaxy far, far away. They are illegal immigrants, not only not native to this planet or country, but not native to this galaxy! They are ALIENS. Will you honestly let aliens rule over you?

Where are their birth records? Their immigration papers? Their citizenship papers?

 

They have no love for Earth, for it's not their home.

But Holy Terra is the cradle of humanity!

I have walked upon it's blessed soil for untold millenia. None knows it better than me. None knows it's people better then me, for I am one, yet many, and your dreams, hopes and desires and known to me.

 

Vote for the God-Emperor.

It is the only logical choice.

It is the only right choice!

i also second this. As i out date Humans i am of Earth decent.

[Inquisitor Recon]

Vote for me because reasons.

[The Love Runner]

I second this. We must purge people that weren't even born in our galaxy. That includes Darth.

I've yet to see your papers on anything. But that is irrelevant. 1st generation immigrants are not eligible for presidency. Only those born in the country can run for president.
Since we all know you were born on Tatooine, and since we all know that you only came to Earth and this galaxy recently, you are legally not allowed to participate. And yet you entered the running, showing a clear lack of respect for the laws of the people you wish to govern.
 
 
Secondly, I don't wish to become a god, I'm THE God-Emperor, the New Man. I am human perfection, in body and mind. I am the apex, what all of you one day may be. While that makes me different from normal humans, I still am the essence of humanity.

 
How could you be so willing to purge the citizens that make up this great galaxy, the ones who are instrumental in the direction of this election? You want to have them vote out of fear, rather than respect. Is this the lesson you want to give future generations? The thought disgusts me.
 

i also second this. As i out date Humans i am of Earth decent.

 
You and your Decepticons destroyed Cybertron, which was your home. Optimus Prime informed me of the history the Decepticons had with the Autobots. Your thirst for power led to that planet being destroyed, and now you want to do the same to Earth and countless other planets. Your army is a parasite, and I will not feed it.
 

I third this! He voted against me when I became Queen Of BSN!!!

How could you vote for Su, my arch nemesis, back on page one????!!!!

[The Jackal]

I would like to thank the kind people of this great community. For its outstanding and devoted work to peace, tolerance and acceptance for all.  That's why I say this with a heavy heart. I have pictures of Darth without his Mask on. I'm not sure hes even human. Remember my kind gentle people. One Woman Army does not endorse Darth.

 

But who are you to vote for you ask. Lets look at the potential list of people. Lotion has high ambition's for himself. They reach to the sky. He is truly a sight to behold. I ask you this. Who will have the ambition for you the people. A wise man once said. "The people don't work for the President. The President works for the people" unlike the other great contenders.

 

I have a vision for this community. I have...a dream you might even say. Where a community is united instead of divided. When you think of who to vote for. Think of who has your back. I want to kindly remind you that "The Jackal" has your back. The Jackal cares for you. The Jackal even loves you. The Jackal would buy you soda at the movies if you ran out of money. He would call you when you are feeling lonely. He would ...for you. He is the instrument to your liberation.

 

He is the only contender who far that will step up to debate. I ask would these other contenders find the courage to ..debate The Jackal. Then after you should decide who you want to be your President. Thank you. 

[Beerfish]

The Jackal is a Masterdebaiter!  He admitted it freely above!  How can you vote for a person of such low morals?! 

 

[mousestalker]

Aren't you being modest?

[The Jackal]

The Jackal is a Mastedebaiter!  He admitted it freely above!  How can you vote for a person of such low morals?! 

 

 

 

Instead of tearing each other down.

 

Lets lift the community up.

[The Love Runner]

I have a vision for this community. I have...a dream you might even say. Where a community is united instead of divided.

 
 

Instead of tearing each other down.
 
Lets lift the community up.

And yet...
 

I second this. We must purge people that weren't even born in our galaxy. That includes Darth.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Some candidates have terrible inconsistencies here. The voters should consider these errors.

[The Jackal]

 
 

And yet...
 

 

When I said purge. I meant purge running for President. Darth has taken my message out of context. When you think this. Remember.

 

Darth didn't vote for One Woman Army for Queen. I thank you. 

[Beerfish]

I'm the only honest one of the bunch!

 

[The Love Runner]

When I said purge. I meant purge running for President. Darth has taken my message out of context. When you think this. Remember.
 
Darth didn't vote for One Woman Army for Queen. I thank you.

So I suppose Lotion and Despair meant the same when they said this?

I can't vote. I'm not human.

I'm a being that exists beyond the ken of you simple mortals. I'm here judging you all to see whether I purge your planet or let you live...

The entire galaxy is mine anyway, what's one or more opponent to me?
No one purges but me.

You're also the third person after them to specifically use the word "purge".