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[Voxr]

Vote Decepticon and we will abollish ellections. 

I'll be damned if there was ever a better campaign ad.

 

 

Spoiler

Just kidding.

 

"Voxr. For all of us."

#ROCKTHEVOX!2016

 

 

[The Love Runner]

I am beyond human. The term "New Man" ring a bell? I am what humanity will eventually become.
 
And yes, I can read minds. What of it? Am I reading your mind right now? Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. There's no way for you to know. Just like there's no way for people to know if you're trying to manipulate them using Force Suggestion. Are you going to excuse yourself then too?

You seem to be going on unrelated tangents.
Talking about wonderful uniqueness as if it somehow relates to anything.
 
Hmm...maybe I should send you on a trip to the Eye of Terror. I'm interested how you would describe it in scientifical terms.

One single act of questionable kindness (after all ,he was his son) after a lifetime or crimes, murder and cruelty.
Forgive me if I don't build Vader a monument.

*sigh*
yes, yes...
The 50000+ year old immortal being that defies physics on a regular basis and fights gods does not understand time...quite.

Decepticons are sentient.
A helmet is not.
 
Again you are trying to play the emotions insted of followring the rule.
The law means nothing to you, that was established.
 
But then again, what to expect from someone who fell to Chaos and defies Order?

Beyond human...then you don't care about us at all. You only care about those under your classifications. I rely on the people's trust, so tell me which users I am suggesting when people have voted for candidates other than me. My tangents are also NOT unrelated when you plan on turning us into mindless drones. And fine, send me to the Eye of Terror. I'll last as long as I need to in order to satisfy your ego. You even ignore the branching timeline detail and the fact that Salt Shaker is in this election AGAIN.

I can't even...

[Dobby]

When is the election going to be over? 

 

I'm getting impatient.

[Lotion Soronarr]

Beyond human...then you don't care about us at all. You only care about those under your classifications. I rely on the people's trust, so tell me which users I am suggesting when people have voted for candidates other than me. My tangents are also NOT unrelated when you plan on turning us into mindless drones. And fine, send me to the Eye of Terror. I'll last as long as I need to in order to satisfy your ego. You even ignore the branching timeline detail and the fact that Salt Shaker is in this election AGAIN.

I can't even...

 

You seem to be convinced that me being beyond human means I don't care about humans. A positition rooted in your preconcieved notions, not any fact. How narrow-minded of you.

It's precisely because I am beyond human that I care. I know the nature of the universe and it's dangers, and I see the path humanity must take to survive and thrive. For millenia I have guided humanity from the shadow, nurtured it, protected it. The greatest of poets, philosophers, thinker and scientists - I have helped them grow. Aristotle, Socrates, Michelangelo, DaVinci, Newton; from one corner of the Earth to another, I traveled and sparked the fires of progress, thought and creativity.

 

Turning people into mindless drones?

 Odd coming from someone who's entire power is based on deception, manipulation and lies. Isn't that how you came to power? Wasn't the empire you built based on ruthlesness? Didn't you and Vader dispose of faithful underlings whenever your mood was foul? Did you not kill millions for nothing but intimidation? Remember Alderaan?

Talking about peace, love and brotherhood like you know anything about those things. You are a corrupt individual, Chancellor. Your body as decayed as your soul.

 

My goal is for all humans to reach my level. They will tame the Empyrian and the knowledge of the universe will be theirs. They will be masters of their destiny and rulers of the stars. Drones indeed...

 

And stop trying to lecture me about the nature of the universe and time. You are ignorant in this matter, a blind man trying to lecture about colors. To put it simply, you are wrong.

 

And Salt Shaker has been seen dancing and speaking, thus he is clearly sentient.

Or maybe he's just a joke candidate and I'm ignoring him because of that. Who can tell? Multiple time-lines, right?

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

When is the election going to be over? 
 
I'm getting impatient.

Vote for the 2016 BSN President.

[Chewin]

Should just get the poll up and running and declare the winner once he / she receives majority rule.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

I will set up an official Presidential Debate Thread where all of the candidates can answer to hard hitting questions and lay out their policy platform for all the undecided voters out there (all 3 of them). I'll need some topics to talk about though, I can't spend an entire thread talking about how the candidates plan to stop Zombie T.

[Dio Demon]

I will set up an official Presidential Debate Thread where all of the candidates can answer to hard hitting questions and lay out their policy platform for all the undecided voters out there (all 3 of them). I'll need some topics to talk about though, I can't spend an entire thread talking about how the candidates plan to stop Zombie T.

How will they tackle the rampage of SimfamSP? The mass unfinished LPs by someone very Crusty...? How much tribute will they pay to me? Boxers, briefs or commando?

[Lotion Soronarr]

I'll remove censors from the BSN and reorganise our laws so that posters need no longer fear the wrath of BioWareMOD3! It will be a new BSN, a BSN where no one is at fault and porn can be posted anywhere!

 

*drools*

 

Also gonna assassinate Zombie T cos he wack, yo!

 

 

Not bad.

 

But I can stream all the p0rn in existence that matches your preference directly into your brain. ALL OF IT. Including past and future p0rn.

 

Also, due to my mastery of genetic engineering and warp-fu**ery, I will institute a genetic modification program.

All men will get a 6-pack and a physique worthy of a demi-god.

All women will never have to shave their legs, for no hair will grow on their body (except the head) and their metabolism will be altered, so they will be able to easily keep a thin and healthy body. I can also get rid of the annoying monthly visitor.

 

Like clay I shall mould you into perfection.

[Beerfish]

When is the election going to be over? 

 

I'm getting impatient.

This is like the elections in India, they take weeks.

[Beerfish]

 

If elected I promise to take Australasia and hold the choke point in a smart fashion.  I will not attempt to take Asia or North America like my foolish opponents.  Once I have gained strength I will go after South America, Africa has more access points. 

[Sully13]

^ Im green ok. i like green. 

When is the election going to be over? 

 

I'm getting impatient.

When you bend to my will.

[Inquisitor Recon]

People can still write my name in the box as an independent candidate not influrnced by outside lobbies like all of the others.

[Morty Smith]

People can still write my name in the box as an independent candidate not influrnced by outside lobbies like all of the others.

 

Sry, but we already traced your last check back to the special-snowflake-foundation, which backed your last travel expenses and is still sponsoring your campaign with money that is also circulating through some accounts linked to participants such as Lotion S. and SLP.

 

You are fooling no one.

 

#ChancellorRunner4President

 

Vote for him, vote for truth and a fair campaign.

[Voxr]

Imagine a world for a moment. Close your eyes and let whatever you happen to think become your own little reality.

 

 

Doing that takes more effort than voting for me does.

 

"Vote Voxr, vote for the future."

 

#ROCKTHEVOX!2016

[Beerfish]

 

 

(The above message was approved by the vote for Beerfish campaign, there was no intent to sway female voters or cheese lovers with this message.)  (Disclaimer not valid in all US states, all of Canada and Europe.)

[Inquisitor Recon]

Imagine a world for a moment. Close your eyes and let whatever you happen to think become your own little reality.

 

 

Doing that takes more effort than voting for me does.

 

"Vote Voxr, vote for the future."

 

#ROCKTHEVOX!2016

 

Sry, but we already traced your last check back to the special-snowflake-foundation, which backed your last travel expenses and is still sponsoring your campaign with money that is also circulating through some accounts linked to participants such as Lotion S. and SLP.

 

You are fooling no one.

 

#ChancellorRunner4President

 

Vote for him, vote for truth and a fair campaign.

Ha! Truth! Your canidate orchestrated the controlled demolition of the Death Star in order to get the contract to build its even larger replacement!

[Sully13]

un like my Squishy adverseries i am a 100 ton cuddely bundle of jou rho enjoys shakeing babys and kissing hands. 

[The Love Runner]

*snip*

I'm just gonna ignore your BS from now on.
 

People can still write my name in the box as an independent candidate not influenced by outside lobbies like all of the others.

Luna has influenced you, has she not?

un like my Squishy adverseries i am a 100 ton cuddely bundle of jou rho enjoys shakeing babys and kissing hands.

More like 100 tons of cold, hard steel.

[leighzard]

Question: Do we have campaign finance laws in place for this election?

I'm concerned about how fundraising is being done and how everyone can afford so many celebrity cameos in their ads.  Candidates could be funded by Big Gaming or the SJW Lobby without our knowledge

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Question: Do we have campaign finance laws in place for this election?

I'm concerned about how fundraising is being done and how everyone can afford so many celebrity cameos in their ads.  Candidates could be funded by Big Gaming or the SJW Lobby without our knowledge

 

This is a good point, I highly suspect that Sully has been running a Patreon scam on the side to fund her candidacy.

[Jorji Costava]

What this campaign needs is more negative advertising. So what I think we should do is get black and white photos of BSN posters with frowning expressions, and then include some caption like "So-and-so previously liked a post that referenced 'intersectionality.' Is that the kind of person you want running the BSN?"

[Jock Cranley]

When is the election going to be over? 

 

I'm getting impatient.

 

I haven't run enough negative ads yet.