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[The Love Runner]

How would you guys get past those using Adblock? You gotta do some touring, too, you know!
 

Imagine a world for a moment. Close your eyes and let whatever you happen to think become your own little reality.
 
 
Doing that takes more effort than voting for me does.

What's wrong with putting effort into...

?

[Sully13]

puny humans behold the dance of my people.

[Lotion Soronarr]

I'm just gonna ignore your BS from now on.

 

Ignoring me might be the smartest move for you, given that every time you tried to match wits with me, you ended up with a new rectum being administered to your person...

Hmm..I might actually have to try that phisicaly, not just metaphoricaly.

 

Frankly I was begining to suspect you're a masochist. Glad to see you aren't.

 

 

Question: Do we have campaign finance laws in place for this election?

I'm concerned about how fundraising is being done and how everyone can afford so many celebrity cameos in their ads.  Candidates could be funded by Big Gaming or the SJW Lobby without our knowledge

 

First and foremost, I am the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind. As such I have access to vast finances. I thought my golden armor, golden flaming sword and golden battle-barge would be a hint.

Also, being the God-Emperor I don't really need celebrities.

But, since I know pretty much all of them, it's easy to get them to appear in my campaign for free. So it costs tax-payers nothing.

 

Also, I'm 50000+ years old. Doesn't anyone have any good questions for me? And I mean questions like "What was Alexander the great like?", "Was Jesus real?", "Did you debate Aristotle?", "What is the meaning of life?", etc...

The next person to ask me what is my favorite food will get his mind exploded.

[Beerfish]

My campaign is funded by EA, we may have to kill a few more independent studios to add cash to the kitty, collateral damage.

 

[The Love Runner]

Oh, yeah?! I have Sony helping with funding for my campaign!!

#GREATNESSAWAITS #FORTHEPLAYERS

[Lotion Soronarr]

I'm just chiming in to remind you of my campaing promise.

 

I'll give you p0rn. All of it. All that ever existed, exists and will exist across time and multiverses.

 

Face it Vader, the power of the Dark Side is insignificant next to the power of p0rn.

 

 

hehe

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[Sully13]

Oooo

 

You need Bruticus.

[Morty Smith]

I'll give you p0rn. All of it. All that ever existed, exists and will exist across time and multiverses.

 

Isn´t that an interesting statement,

 

 

Would you mind taking a seat while the election-board files your collection?

 

#ChancellorRunner4President

 

 

someone has to protect your children from the "competition".

[Lotion Soronarr]

Isn´t that an interesting statement,

 

 

Would you mind taking a seat while the election-board files your collection?

 

As long as you have infinite time on your hand to catalouge it.

I said all p0rn across all multiverses...even that p0rn which doesn't exist yet or cannot exist.

But according to ones preferences. It makes no sense to give you fat p0rn if you're not into fatties.

 

The Emperor doesn't judge you, unless you're a filthy heretic.

[Morty Smith]

The Emperor doesn't judge you, unless you're a filthy heretic.

 

The one on the stand rarely get´s to point fingers, so I´m not concerned.

 

Your campaign is build on filth so don´t claim any higher ground than the pile you are hardly able to stand on provides.

 

Keep the election clean BSN. Don´t waste your vote.

 

 

Vote for the chancellor.

[Beerfish]

One of my opponents giving out a government contract....

 

 

One of my opponents responding to a question about his sex scandal...

 

 

One of my opponents responses to providing food for the needy...

 

 

What life would be like under the rule of candidate Beerfish...

 

 

The choice is clear!

[The Love Runner]

Beerfish gives alcohol to minors!

[Voxr]

Beerfish gives alcohol to miners!

 

 

[Beerfish]

Beerfish gives alcohol to minors!

Indeed I do!  While the rest of my candidates worry about their lavish parties I worry about the morale of the working man!

 

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Beerfish gives alcohol to minors!

so do i

 

which is why you should vote for Mike Thorton, keeping children happy

 

#mike2016

[Sully13]

The one on the stand rarely get´s to point fingers, so I´m not concerned.

 

Your campaign is build on filth so don´t claim any higher ground than the pile you are hardly able to stand on provides.

 

Keep the election clean BSN. Don´t waste your vote.

 

 

Vote for the chancellor.

[Lotion Soronarr]

The one on the stand rarely get´s to point fingers, so I´m not concerned.

 

Your campaign is build on filth so don´t claim any higher ground than the pile you are hardly able to stand on provides.

 

Keep the election clean BSN. Don´t waste your vote.

 

Vote for the chancellor.

 

I was under impression that pointless prudishness was a thing of the past.

Now I see Chacelor has a phobia of human sexuality.

The Chancellor doesnt' like pr0n it seems. He wants to prevent me from giving the peole what they want.

What buisnesss is it of yours what people enjoy in the privacy of their home?

And how dare you look down on workers in the sex industry! They are humans too and deserve respect. By looking down on their work, by branding them, you are making their life more difficult, only to satisfy your opressive ego.
 

In the the battle between us (read: curbstomp beatdown I'm administering) I not only hold the moral high-ground, I left atmosphere, the orbit and the solar system. Frak, I'm leaving this universe at this point.

 

There is nothing you can offer to the BSN that I cannot do 100 times better. The only thing you can offer are lies and empty promises. And we all know how good you are at keeping your promises and vows...

[Sully13]

It is a human flaw. one I do not have.

[Morty Smith]

I was under impression that pointless prudishness was a thing of the past.

Now I see Chacelor has a phobia of human sexuality.

The Chancellor doesnt' like pr0n it seems. He wants to prevent me from giving the peole what they want.

What buisnesss is it of yours what people enjoy in the privacy of their home?

And how dare you look down on workers in the sex industry! They are humans too and deserve respect. By looking down on their work, by branding them, you are making their life more difficult, only to satisfy your opressive ego.
 

In the the battle between us (read: curbstomp beatdown I'm administering) I not only hold the moral high-ground, I left atmosphere, the orbit and the solar system. Frak, I'm leaving this universe at this point.

 

There is nothing you can offer to the BSN that I cannot do 100 times better. The only thing you can offer are lies and empty promises. And we all know how good you are at keeping your promises and vows...

 

Lift your head above what you just proclaimed for a moment, runner-up.

 

You demand respect for an industry your inane promise would ruin and make it´s efforts obsolete. Jobs are at risk and we won´t have that.

The prudishness you label our party with is a misconception. The chancellor values freedom of speech and prosperity of preference,

but is aware of the harm gluttonous indulgence and boundless exposure can do to a healthy BSN-society.

 

Your megalomaniac promises fall as flat in the face of reality as does your train-wreck of a thought you put in your speeches, sir Lotion S.

 

Vote for the chancellor and build a better BSN on the soil of reality.

 

[The Love Runner]

Frak, I'm leaving this universe at this point.

 

Big Brother, is that you spying on people without their knowledge?

[Lotion Soronarr]

Lift your head above what you just proclaimed for a moment, runner-up.

 

You demand respect for an industry your inane promise would ruin and make it´s efforts obsolete. Jobs are at risk and we won´t have that.

The prudishness you label our party with is a misconception. The chancellor values freedom of speech and prosperity of preference, but is aware of the harm gluttonous indulgence and boundless exposure can do to a healthy BSN-society.

 

Your megalomaniac promises fall as flat in the face of reality as does your train-wreck of a thought you put in your speeches, sir Lotion S.

 

All things must eventually pass.

Would giving everyone porn ruin the porn industry? Maybe. Just like with the mass-production of shoes, the humble shoemakers went out of buissness. Does that mean I don't respect those people? No. And while many in the industry are there of their own free will, some are forced. That will come to an end too.

It's a fact that as time and demands change, so must we.

New jobs will be had, as always. When one industry goes down, another goes up, and there are plenty of jobs in the Imperium for the willing. In fact, I plan to erect a few Manufactorums that will open up many, many jobs. And the Imperial Navy and the Imperial Guard are always looking for capable people in all branches.

[The Love Runner]

puny humans behold the dance of my people.

You can't handle my dancing swag!!

[Voxr]

 

 

#ROCKTHEVOX!2016