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[The Love Runner]

Mechanical anus? OH, GOD!!

*gets horrible Revenge of the Fallen flashbacks*

[Lotion Soronarr]

Who said it had to be mechanical?

 

Warp-fu**ery, son.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Taking out your frustrations on a random passerby?

 

Not cool man.

Stop pestering my people or I'll teleport one of the nukes in your anus.*

 

 

 

*Before you say "I'm a robot, I have no anus", don't forget, I'm the god damn God-Emperor. I'll make you an anus, just so I can blow it up.

That passer by WAS MICHEL BAY.

[Voxr]

I kinda want the Salt Shaker back tbh.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

same here that was one charismatic inanimate object.. 

[Lotion Soronarr]

That passer by WAS MICHEL BAY.

 

He is declared Traitoris Extremis, all is forgiven.

But why didn't you smash him?

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

I was contractualy obligated to not squish him.   

[The Love Runner]

So Michael Bay is the master of the Decepticons, then?

[Voxr]

same here that was one charismatic inanimate object.. 

I'd follow that Shaker to the gates of Mordor.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

This election is still going on?? Also I'm a terrible campaign manager. 

[The Love Runner]

I'd follow that Shaker to the gates of Mordor.

One does not simply shake the salt to Mordor...

[Voxr]

One does not simply shake the salt to Mordor...

[The Love Runner]

Eww, it looks like he's shaking something else...

[mybudgee]

I change my vote to Charlie Day

 

[Voxr]

Eww, it looks like he's shaking something else...

Who says he isn't...

 

 

Anyway, don't take this wrong. But if Salt Shaker comes back in the race I'm taking away my vote. Sweeten the deal Runner!

[Beerfish]

Haven't I won this thing yet?

 

[The Love Runner]

Winner? More like chicken dinner which I will consume!

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

So Michael Bay is the master of the Decepticons, then?

no but his lawyer came close. 

[Lotion Soronarr]

no but his lawyer came close. 

 

Lawyers, like in the Inquisition, are a necessary evil....for now that is.

 

In time, I will create a world without lawyers.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

we will deep fry them for you too.

[Lotion Soronarr]

I vote for whoever brings Chicago-style Italian beef sandwiches to the whole warudo.

 

Why just this world?

All the worlds!

Imperial citizen on every planet in the galaxy are deserving of sandwiches.

 

Hm...I might use my powers to turn every point in space-time into a sandwich.

Or a pizza.

...

Or maybe bullets that spawn more bullets.

Then we will have "enough dakka"

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

But what about the Deepfat frying?

[Lotion Soronarr]

Unhealthy. So much oil. I want my citizens to be healthy.

 

But warm, steaming sandwiches - or even crunchy, baked ones - are a good idea.

It shall be so!

[ruggly]

I kinda want the Salt Shaker back tbh.