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[Decepticon Leader Sully]

is that Alex Jones?

[mybudgee]

Uncanny resemblance 

[Beerfish]

 

Need I say more?  I am running on a platform of a roadrunner in every pot.  High taxes for the poor but that is off set by low taxes for the rich.  I am very very bribe-able for government contracts.  I will treat everyone fairly except those that oppose me.  I will set a hard limit of 2798 bronze statues of me per large urban center.

[DuckSoup]

 

Need I say more?  I am running on a platform of a roadrunner in every pot.  High taxes for the poor but that is off set by low taxes for the rich.  I am very very bribe-able for government contracts.  I will treat everyone fairly except those that oppose me.  I will set a hard limit of 2798 bronze statues of me per large urban center.

 

I feel like you've been playing a lot of Tropico 4.

[Beerfish]

I feel like you've been playing a lot of Tropico 4.

People of this fair country, I have been SLANDERED! by one of my opponents.  Here are a few photos of this duck in a compromising sex scandal position of being with a chipmunk.  Not only that, it is a Soviet chipmunk!

[DuckSoup]

People of this fair country, I have been SLANDERED! by one of my opponents.  Here are a few photos of this duck in a compromising sex scandal position of being with a chipmunk.  Not only that, it is a Soviet chipmunk!

 

Well, no more evidence is needed in order to see that this man is a racist and we should not allow him into office. 

[CrazyRah]

I'm voting for this salt shaker

 

 

I can get behind this as the next president

[Beerfish]

Well, no more evidence is needed in order to see that this man is a racist and we should not allow him into office. 

We all know that ducks are known terrorists that have weapons of mass destruction....exhibit A

 

[Lotion Soronarr]

Dear BSN'ers.

 

As you know, I'm a fierce proponent for the freedom of choice!

Therefore, I shall fight will all of my might for your choice to choose me.

All I demand from your is your fealty to humanity.

 

I also urge you to ignore the battlefleet in bombardment pattern, in orbit around your planet as well.

They are here to ensure these elections are conducted according to the highest imperial standards.

 

However, since the fleet is already here it was decided it will do a few training excercises as well as eliminate a few terrorists you seem to have trouble with.

Do not be alarmed by the occasional lance bombardment, for the emperor protects.

 

I also ensure you that all training targets and all terrorist hideouts have been carefully screened and selected and any unfortunate deaths are purely the result of individuals being where they shouldn't. I an the fleet take no responsibility for the movements of my political opponents - if they just happen to be in the bombardment area.

 

 

In conclusion - the fleet is there for your protection and any allegations that your planet will be subject to exterminatus should I not be elected are PURE FABRICATIONS, as be seen by this completely volountary confessions from a few media heads that regrettably passed away due to unrelated physical trauma.

[Dio Demon]

Dear BSN'ers.

 

As you know, I'm a fierce proponent for the freedom of choice!

Therefore, I shall fight will all of my might for your choice to choose me.

All I demand from your is your fealty to humanity.

 

I also urge you to ignore the battlefleet in bombardment pattern, in orbit around your planet as well.

They are here to ensure these elections are conducted according to the highest imperial standards.

 

However, since the fleet is already here it was decided it will do a few training excercises as well as eliminate a few terrorists you seem to have trouble with.

Do not be alarmed by the occasional lance bombardment, for the emperor protects.

 

I also ensure you that all training targets and all terrorist hideouts have been carefully screened and selected and any unfortunate deaths are purely the result of individuals being where they shouldn't. I an the fleet take no responsibility for the movements of my political opponents - if they just happen to be in the bombardment area.

 

 

In conclusion - the fleet is there for your protection and any allegations that your planet will be subject to exterminatus should I not be elected are PURE FABRICATIONS, as be seen by this completely volountary confessions from a few media heads that regrettably passed away due to unrelated physical trauma.

I'd avoid blowing up OWA's house if you know what's good for you...

 

Or my coffee maker. 

[The Love Runner]

did it myself.
my VP

Please. Your VP is nowhere near the level mine is:



LOOK AT DAT MAGNIFICENT SWAG



(I'm Darth Vader and I approve this message.)

[The Love Runner]

 
The People's President TBH
 
Posting while blazin' hella bluntz since 2012

Hey, GMag, if you decide to put your name in, have Selene Moonsong as your vice president nomination. Lolol.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Hey, GMag, if you decide to put your name in, have Selene Moonsong as your vice president nomination. Lolol.

 

Selene Moonsong as VP, Miranda as Majority Whip.

[The Love Runner]

Finally, Mayonaise shall be declared the ultimate universal condiment!

So vote for me!

Mustard > Mayonaise

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Please. Your VP is nowhere near the level mine is:



LOOK AT DAT MAGNIFICENT SWAG



(I'm Darth Vader and I approve this message.)

Oh please i have confirmed information that your VP has killed Children in the past.

[Johnnie Walker]

Mustard > Mayonaise

BBQ sauce > Mustard

[Dio Demon]

Oh please i have confirmed information that your VP has killed Children in the past.

So have I, so have you, so have everyone applicant in this thread...

 

Except Gmagnum...

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

**** democratic elections, the weak do not deserve freedom or the power to choose, BOW BEFORE YOUR EMPEROR!!!

[Zekka]

Vote for me, I'll bring cakes and cookies

[The Love Runner]

Oh please i have confirmed information that your VP has killed Children in the past.

Oh, yeah? Well, here's a pic of you bribing a mechanical being:

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

DEAD SERIOUS POST.

 

BEHOLD YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT: