So I finally saw the Cassandra romance the other day and while kind of touching and nice, I couldn't help but think the setting was absolutely absurd.
In the middle of an open grove? Where people could see you?
Also, I notice the Inquisitor didn't clear the brush away from the candles...I'm pretty sure that means over the course of time of the scene the ground should've caught fire, which would've been an awesomely inglorious way to end that scene.
It's better than where Blackwall and the Inquisitor had sex- in the barn where everyone can see and hear them within Skyhold.
I don't want to know what the horses right next to them thought when they heard that.
I totally liked it. Those were also wax candles. The flames would've died out eventually as it melted. There's also nothing like basking in the moonlight while buck ass naked and chilling with a loved one.
I wonder why nobody wanted to have sex in that freaking big room the Inquisitor has and never has any reason to go to.
Dorian,Iron Bull, and Sera did.
The Warden used to put on a show for others too, going at it right next to the campfire for all to see.
See, I always thought they were doing it in a tent until I romanced Morrigan and noticed they were right out in the open.
Right next to Bodahn and Sandal... I have just realised this. The mental image. It's horrifying.
Not that doing it in a tent is much better. We can all hear you. We really can...haaa *nightmare RL flashbacks*
The doing Blackwall in a barn thing still really cracks me up. Poor Dennet. Also, straw is not comfortable. I wouldn't want that stuff poking me in, er, places.
So I finally saw the Cassandra romance the other day and while kind of touching and nice, I couldn't help but think the setting was absolutely absurd.
In the middle of an open grove? Where people could see you?
Also, I notice the Inquisitor didn't clear the brush away from the candles...I'm pretty sure that means over the course of time of the scene the ground should've caught fire, which would've been an awesomely inglorious way to end that scene.
You make out in an open space within that smithery or whatever it is afterward. Cassandra is clearly an exhibitionist. 
It's better than where Blackwall and the Inquisitor had sex- in the barn where everyone can see and hear them within Skyhold.
I think Blackwall is turned on by being watched. Or the risk of being caught.
Oh, making love in the meadows ...with the long blades of grass tickling your....feet.....the warm breeze gently brushing your skin...there is nothing better.
And who cares if you notice people are looking at you...it gives them a thrill too.
Retour en haut
