Okay so last night I decided to play one of my characters rather than beeyatch about them on here and was doing the Darkspawn quest on the Storm Coast. I passed one bear who mauled us, then walked (in game) probably 15 feet to fight a Hurlock outside the cave whereupon we were beset by TWO bears from behind that whuppued up on us and potions were drank. Then we go inside the cave fight more Darkspawn and I let my companions talk after the fight because it was a good dialogue when out of nowhere ANOTHER frickin' bear that we had to fight. Then we leave the cave and guess what? Two more bears!!!!!
Bioware, WAT?
Seriously, I love bears. They are cute, cuddley-looking and adorable from a distance. They are not pack animals like wolves, they are capable of being killed IRL with a single shot from a rifle. However, in DA lands a single bear cannot be killed with 20 arrows (if not more) from Varric, 4-5 fireballs, a giant, small-headed bull wacking at it with a giant axe, and Dorian shooting electricity at the thing. They are almost immortal or something.
AND they respawn like elfroot.
Corphy should have gotten an all bear army because then he could not only take over all of Ferelden and Orlais but destroy the Qun because obviously they can destroy a Qunari warrior in short order.
Bears....really.






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