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[7twozero]

Collectors- only fart out bees...

That reminds me of something. I was playing earlier on collectors glacier and one of the pugs was the aca. At one point the bees got them and I thought how neat would it have been if the aca was immune to bees? They could've put interesting attributes on all the races, like maybe vorcha could be immune to pyros, etc. Also I'm drunk.

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

That reminds me of something. I was playing earlier on collectors glacier and one of the pugs was the aca. At one point the bees got them and I thought how neat would it have been if the aca was immune to bees? They could've put interesting attributes on all the races, like maybe vorcha could be immune to pyros, etc. Also I'm drunk.

A truely legitimate idea.... Seems that humans only think logically drunk

[Rapid Ignis]

A truely legitimate idea.... Seems that humans only think logically drunk

We find that to be highly unlikely, sedatives rarely cause organics to become more logical.  It is more likely that this human concieved of the idea previously, but did not have the audacity to speak up before intoxicating himself.

[Geth Master Race]

None of you are master races.  You're all pitiful and deluded.

 

Quarian - death by sneezing - genetically inferior.  Can't hold onto their own planet.  Take off the mask, everyday isn't a motorcycle ride.  I've heard the accent, I know you're really from Croatia you posers.

 

Salarian - "science is our best defense"  then engineer yourself an ass, Geico.  Again, genetically inferior.  You cannot win a war with minimal poo storage.

 

Krogan - giant African monitor lizards with tiny brains that run their planet like a cross eyed captain on the Exxon Valdes.  Let's headbutt!  Concussions are GOOD for you- Can anyone remember where I left my keys?

 

Geth - consensus : too stupid to kill the Quarians in the first place.  I liked you guys better when you just called yourself Borg.

 

Turian - biggest military in the galaxy whoopti doo, can't dodge a slow moving projectile!  Help build a superior military ship, then gave it to the humans basically.  Idiotic hairless cat faces.

 

Volus - midgets who BUY sex! so much so that they have NO females in 3 games!  good luck spreading your genes, teapot.

 

Asari - space lesbians- very believable.... so uhh no fat chicks on Thessia?  All of them stay looking slim and fit for 999 years, then on their 1000th birthday get double Ds?  ..... gee I wonder if a DUDE came up with this.  I don't remember what my original point was, someone help me out here.

 

And last but least... Humans -  Believes that they can win an impossible war because their leader is handsome! HANDSOME!  That's their requirement!  Stupid monkeys relying on ancient mating perceptions to solve real world problems,  If you remember the show Lost, this was exactly how they chose their leader.  That leader coincidentally was named Shepard- Jack Shepard.  I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the writers of Mass Effect... Michael Cut and Jeffrey Paste.   Anyway, I hope you poison your planet to the point of no return before you even dream of going to Mars.  Pathetic weak simians!

Not sure if ignorant,or just jelly.Coming from a mammal who is ridiculous it's hard to tell.

[Deerber]

None of you are master races. You're all pitiful and deluded.

Quarian - death by sneezing - genetically inferior. Can't hold onto their own planet. Take off the mask, everyday isn't a motorcycle ride. I've heard the accent, I know you're really from Croatia you posers.

Salarian - "science is our best defense" then engineer yourself an ass, Geico. Again, genetically inferior. You cannot win a war with minimal poo storage.

Krogan - giant African monitor lizards with tiny brains that run their planet like a cross eyed captain on the Exxon Valdes. Let's headbutt! Concussions are GOOD for you- Can anyone remember where I left my keys?

Geth - consensus : too stupid to kill the Quarians in the first place. I liked you guys better when you just called yourself Borg.

Turian - biggest military in the galaxy whoopti doo, can't dodge a slow moving projectile! Help build a superior military ship, then gave it to the humans basically. Idiotic hairless cat faces.

Volus - midgets who BUY sex! so much so that they have NO females in 3 games! good luck spreading your genes, teapot.

Asari - space lesbians- very believable.... so uhh no fat chicks on Thessia? All of them stay looking slim and fit for 999 years, then on their 1000th birthday get double Ds? ..... gee I wonder if a DUDE came up with this. I don't remember what my original point was, someone help me out here.

And last but least... Humans - Believes that they can win an impossible war because their leader is handsome! HANDSOME! That's their requirement! Stupid monkeys relying on ancient mating perceptions to solve real world problems, If you remember the show Lost, this was exactly how they chose their leader. That leader coincidentally was named Shepard- Jack Shepard. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the writers of Mass Effect... Michael Cut and Jeffrey Paste. Anyway, I hope you poison your planet to the point of no return before you even dream of going to Mars. Pathetic weak simians!

I'm glad we all agree then...

Since Drell were not mentioned either in this or in the subsequent posts, because they truly are the Master Race

[NuclearTech76]

lol the goddamn name changes. *curls up in fetal position*

I know I need a ****** flow chart to figure out who all of you idiots are. 

[Ryncol_addict]

I'm still hesitating between acknowledge this thread as awesome or creepy.

[NuclearTech76]

I'm still hesitating between acknowledge this thread as awesome or creepy.

I'm leaning towards both.

[Geth Master Race]

I'm still hesitating between acknowledge this thread as awesome or creepy.

Working as intended™

[smeckie]

I know I need a ****** flow chart to figure out who all of you idiots are.

Lol I'm the same idiot. while I have a alt forum account, I only really use it when mods smack my Peter for being bad.

[Quarian Master Race]

This unit is glad to know that the Creator-Race has moved past their racism towards synthetics.  Racism against other organics is much preferable.

Let's not go jumping to conclusions. I hate malfunctioning (non servile) geth, but simultaneously view them as greater than other non-quarian "races" due to their status as a quarian creation. Make of that what you will

 

Hmmm I would just like to point out that I never hated quarians until I met QMR. See being the unoffical embassador of Quarians you set a really bad example for your race. Now I know you are gonna say "lolscrub you are a less life form and do not understand how to correctly play us" Or something along the lines of that. See I know that the quarians are very powerful kits and fun to play. Just like everything in this game its knowing how to play the kits. But if you did not act like a tool all the time I would have absolutely no problem with quarians, but you are representing "your" race in such a bad way that I want to say this. See the quarians created a lot of great and powerful things in the ME universe. The reegar, the arc pistol, arc nades, stickys, hell they can even take credit for creating the most powerful kit in the GI. I am also not stupid enough to think you are completely serious in your posts. You are trolling and want reactiongs like this one.

 

Don't like the truth? Need a tissue? I would offer you one for your crai, but 2 problems.

1)The quarian mustard rice has evolved beyond the need for them, so I don't have one
2)Knowing you and your affinity for certain.....actresses, it would not be used for cleaning the tears from your face.

 

Good god, filthy suit rat, what have you created...

The best thread in galactic history and you should add it to your list.

 

 

Paragon Caridin is the deadliest son of a ****** in space!

Not quarian space. I killed that guy to get some sweet golems.

 

None of you are master races.  You're all pitiful and deluded.

 

Quarian - death by sneezing - genetically inferior.  Can't hold onto their own planet.  Take off the mask, everyday isn't a motorcycle ride.  I've heard the accent, I know you're really from Croatia you posers.

 

Only responding to this one because the rest of your shitpost is composed completely of 100% trufax. That is an exaggeration. My quarians probably get about 50 gunshot wound soup ruptures per game and always are back for moar, so they could easily survive a cough.  Better immunity isn't a sign of superiority anyway. That's like saying gorrilas are better than humans because they can fling poop to greater distances. We engineered a way around it via superior intelligence and savvy, with the secondary advantage that our superior soups also give us moar shields, moar power and better dodge than scrubby humans.

We lost our planet because of (sym)pathetic robot hugging suit wetters who decided to betray their glorious race. After the geth helped git rid of them for us, we didn't have enough ppl left to defeat their zerg rush, so we went into space for a little while, and then came back and rekt them so hard that they craied to uncles Harby and Sovvie to help save them.

 

I'm glad we all agree then...

Since Drell were not mentioned either in this or in the subsequent posts, because they truly are the Master Race

Don't even get me started on those stupid trenchcoatted frogs. How can you be the master race when you are slaves and child labor for the least threatening species in Scifi history (even less than Ewoks or Hynerians)? Also, everyone likes to rag on us or the krogan for the status of our respective planets, but in our cases they are at least still there (and we got ours back). What happened to Rakhana? Drell didn't L2agriculture or L2industrialrevolution, so everyone died and about 3 of you guys got rescued by big stupid jellyfish, and now are all dying of tuberculosis because you can't even be bothered to live in a suit like us or something on a goddamn water planet.

Also, the paragon of your species, Lame Krios, got rekt by perhaps the worst and most easily defeated villian in history, Kai-Lame. I think the first time I played that fight, Chatika accidentally killed Discout Raiden cosplayfag while Shep, Tali and Sexbot were ignoring his useless attacks and rekting his Fantums. A floating magenta ball took him out single handedly (probably by accident), and yet amonkira and that stupid religion couldn't save the Frog King. lulz

Quarian combat drone> the entire drell race (all 3 of them that didn't starve to death or die of Tuberculosis).

[NuclearTech76]

I mean can you guys smell through those envirosuits? 

 

How do you deal with the mask fogging?

 

Is there any tent pitching when you get you know "happy"? 

[Quarian Master Race]

I mean can you guys smell through those envirosuits? 

 

How do you deal with the mask fogging?

 

Is there any tent pitching when you get you know "happy"? 

1)olfactory filters. They even let us block out the terrible smells of lesser species if we so choose (take Tali to Mordin LM)

2) What a stupid question. Even you fools managed to come up with the solution in 19fuckin37. Keelah we still had working immune systems back then
http://www.google.co...tents/US2150110

3) what the hell did you think those codpieces were for? Accidentally activating Nervestim Pro in a fight and getting dickshot would suck  
 

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Not quarian space. I killed that guy to get some sweet golems.

The first time I tried that, Shale turned on me. From then on out, never again.

 

I don't see the point of having Golems when the best Golem turns on me. And tbh, leaving Shale behind is a copout. It's kind of like not bringing Morrigan to the Circle Tower, not having Leliana along for the Urn of Sacred Ashes, not having Alistair for Return to Ostagar or Soldier's Peak, or if we're talking ME1-related, doing Peak 15 and not bringing Liara; blatantly ignoring a character who is obviously suited for that quest.

[NuclearTech76]

1)olfactory filters. They even let us block out the terrible smells of lesser species if we so choose (take Tali to Mordin LM)

2) What a stupid question. Even you fools managed to come up with the solution in 19fuckin37. Keelah we still had working immune systems back then
http://www.google.co...tents/US2150110

3) what the hell did you think those codpieces were for? Accidentally activating Nervestim Pro in a fight and getting dickshot would suck  
 

Codpieces are kind of small. Unless it's like a dog's penis and retracts.  

[Quarian Master Race]

The first time I tried that, Shale turned on me. From then on out, never again.

 

I don't see the point of having Golems when the best Golem turns on me. And tbh, leaving Shale behind is a copout. It's kind of like not bringing Morrigan to the Circle Tower, not having Leliana along for the Urn of Sacred Ashes, not having Alistair for Return to Ostagar or Soldier's Peak, or if we're talking ME1-related, doing Peak 15 and not bringing Liara; blatantly ignoring a character who is obviously suited for that quest.

Well I did leave Shale becase 1) Needed Aeryn Sun/ Admiral Xen for wizard hax bcaz I stupidly was a useless archer and that old lady (Wynne?) decided to try and kill me 2) can't leave Sten behind and 3) Oghren is a badass and I think I had to bring him anyway.

If I ever play it again it's good to know that she turns on you, tho.

I've not brought Liara to peak 15 B4, but I usually still do because it makes the Renegade lines for responding to asari Deanna Troi even better than they already were (amazing), and since Liara will always be the one to advocate for saving the bugs, I don't have to go against my mandatory quarian squadmate's advice if I want to go all Starship Troopers on them.

[Quarian Master Race]

Codpieces are kind of small. Unless it's like a dog's penis and retracts.  

no comment. Won't reveal top secret quarianthings. Clawhammer and bumbum speculation is bad (Good?) enough.

[smeckie]

Wonder if this thread can get to 20 pages? It's been awhile since we did that.

[NuclearTech76]

Wonder if this thread can get to 20 pages? It's been awhile since we did that.

We're talking about Alien dongs right now, I think it could go the distance, if a mod doesn't throw in the towel. 

[Geth Master Race]

This thread should be pinned right below the Resource Library.

[smeckie]

We're talking about Alien dongs right now, I think it could go the distance, if a mod doesn't throw in the towel.

well as long as the party pooping thread reporter doesn't show up I'd say it was a really good chance at going the distance.

[The Arbiter]

Master race? what about it? Here's my PC

 

[Miniditka77]

*Storms in with a missile launcher in each hand vision blurred to a greenish hue.*

 

Invent the most badass weapon of all time if you want. It'll never reach it's full potential outside the hands of a Krogan. 

 

Whatever.  Everyone knows that all you have to do to beat the Krogan army is fight in a snowstorm.  They can't see anything!

[Quarian Master Race]

well as long as the party pooping thread reporter doesn't show up I'd say it was a really good chance at going the distance.

no, this thread will grow

*Claudia Black mad scientist laugh*

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Well I did leave Shale becase 1) Needed Aeryn Sun/ Admiral Xen for wizard hax bcaz I stupidly was a useless archer and that old lady (Wynne?) decided to try and kill me 2) can't leave Sten behind and 3) Oghren is a badass and I think I had to bring him anyway.

If I ever play it again it's good to know that she turns on you, tho.

I've not brought Liara to peak 15 B4, but I usually still do because it makes the Renegade lines for responding to asari Deanna Troi even better than they already were (amazing), and since Liara will always be the one to advocate for saving the bugs, I don't have to go against my mandatory quarian squadmate's advice if I want to go all Starship Troopers on them.

I would say that the exception of Redcliffe (all those AI warriors and militia who need healing), Morrigan is a better mage than Wynne for almost all quests including Deep Roads, anyway, just on account of her spellpower and great spell trees (she can get affliction hex, misdirection hex, sleep, waking nightmare and cone of cold super early). Redcliffe notwithstanding, healing's not a big deal. If a party member is in trouble and can't use a poultice, there's nothing forcefield can't solve (especially if you're like me and playing a mage and having Morrigan in the party).

 

Peak 15 is pretty much Liara's mission. I don't remember what everyone says about the Rachni, but I wouldn't know because I only bring Garrus/Liara for the main Noveria missions. I might change that and swap Wrex in for a little bit, just so I can get that "They're fools; you should eat them!" line.