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[Mindlog]

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What Quarian pyjackery is this?

[Terminator Force]

Hey guys, what I miss?

[Mindlog]

Hey guys, what I miss?

Nothing much. Just getting things ready for our Vorcha friend.

Send us home!

[EbonyBrotherhood]

Best thread. Got to see bosh'tets try to convince themselves they are even half as good as the QUARIAN MASTER RACE.

But fo' real do', no race is as cool/interesting as the Quarians in ME. Trufax.

[Quarian Master Race]

I would say that the exception of Redcliffe

Irrelevant because I was too busy trolling Cammen and helping Elf Tuvok kill werewolves to bother defending it. Everyone there got so butthurt that I didn't help them not suck at fighting. If your village defense strategy is hope that some random, vagrant fugitives come along and save you, you probably deserve to be zombified.

 

Best thread. Got to see bosh'tets try to convince themselves they are even half as good as the QUARIAN MASTER RACE.

But fo' real do', no race is as cool/interesting as the Quarians in ME. Trufax.

QFMFT. Half as good would be extremely generous.

[nat in the hat]

Let's not go jumping to conclusions. I hate malfunctioning (non servile) geth, but simultaneously view them as greater than other non-quarian "races" due to their status as a quarian creation. Make of that what you will

Don't like the truth? Need a tissue? I would offer you one for your crai, but 2 problems.

1)The quarian mustard rice has evolved beyond the need for them, so I don't have one
2)Knowing you and your affinity for certain.....actresses, it would not be used for cleaning the tears from your face.

The best thread in galactic history and you should add it to your list.

Not quarian space. I killed that guy to get some sweet golems.

Only responding to this one because the rest of your shitpost is composed completely of 100% trufax. That is an exaggeration. My quarians probably get about 50 gunshot wound soup ruptures per game and always are back for moar, so they could easily survive a cough. Better immunity isn't a sign of superiority anyway. That's like saying gorrilas are better than humans because they can fling poop to greater distances. We engineered a way around it via superior intelligence and savvy, with the secondary advantage that our superior soups also give us moar shields, moar power and better dodge than scrubby humans.

We lost our planet because of (sym)pathetic robot hugging suit wetters who decided to betray their glorious race. After the geth helped git rid of them for us, we didn't have enough ppl left to defeat their zerg rush, so we went into space for a little while, and then came back and rekt them so hard that they craied to uncles Harby and Sovvie to help save them.

Don't even get me started on those stupid trenchcoatted frogs. How can you be the master race when you are slaves and child labor for the least threatening species in Scifi history (even less than Ewoks or Hynerians)? Also, everyone likes to rag on us or the krogan for the status of our respective planets, but in our cases they are at least still there (and we got ours back). What happened to Rakhana? Drell didn't L2agriculture or L2industrialrevolution, so everyone died and about 3 of you guys got rescued by big stupid jellyfish, and now are all dying of tuberculosis because you can't even be bothered to live in a suit like us or something on a goddamn water planet.

Also, the paragon of your species, Lame Krios, got rekt by perhaps the worst and most easily defeated villian in history, Kai-Lame. I think the first time I played that fight, Chatika accidentally killed Discout Raiden cosplayfag while Shep, Tali and Sexbot were ignoring his useless attacks and rekting his Fantums. A floating magenta ball took him out single handedly (probably by accident), and yet amonkira and that stupid religion couldn't save the Frog King. lulz

Quarian combat drone> the entire drell race (all 3 of them that didn't starve to death or die of Tuberculosis).

Why am I crying again?

[EbonyBrotherhood]

Discout Raiden

Just noticed this. You have learnt the true ways. Bow before your new Nippon Steel Overlords.

[Quarian Master Race]

Why am I crying again?

 

 

Hmmm I would just like to point out that I never hated quarians until I met QMR.  But if you did not act like a tool all the time I would have absolutely no problem with quarians, but you are representing "your" race in such a bad way that I want to say this. 

 

Omitted: Remainder of shitpost about why QMR's undeniable facts and logic made me baww this post about my butthurt at the Quarian Master Race

Also, you continue to post in my thread unironically despite (claiming to) knowing my intentions.

It's k. I know you secretly love me and can't resist. You needn't be embarrased. I'm pretty amazing, I know, and I greatly appreciate the thread bumps anyway.

[nat in the hat]

That doesn't explain why I an crying at the fact that humans created the ME universe that you pretend to live in.

[Quarian Master Race]

That doesn't explain why I an crying at the fact that humans created the ME universe that you pretend to live in.

The fact that you've resorted to breaking the 4th wall in a futile attempt at defeating my indomitable quarian dialectical reasoning skill is proof enough of your ignominious defeat, really.

[nat in the hat]

The 4th wall? Lol i live in reality. You know I am not really a 100 foot marshmallow man

[Quarian Master Race]

The 4th wall? Lol i live in reality. You know I am not really a 100 foot marshmallow man

Then you really should stop with the false advertisement before I report you to the BBB.

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Irrelevant because I was too busy trolling Cammen and helping Elf Tuvok kill werewolves to bother defending it. Everyone there got so butthurt that I didn't help them not suck at fighting. If your village defense strategy is hope that some random, vagrant fugitives come along and save you, you probably deserve to be zombified.

You get all sorts of neat goodies if you save the people. I always do just because I think leaving them when you're going to the Castle anyway is kind of a dick move (and Eamon and Teagan, your allies, obviously won't approve or benefit from the choice).

[Geth Master Race]

You get all sorts of neat goodies if you save the people. I always do just because I think leaving them when you're going to the Castle anyway is kind of a dick move (and Eamon and Teagan, your allies, obviously won't approve or benefit from the choice).

Please stay on topic,we were discussing how Geth are the greatest Race eva.

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Please stay on topic,we were discussing how Geth are the greatest Race eva.

 

 

Also the Geths are robutts, not a fully-functional race of people.

[NuclearTech76]

The 4th wall? Lol i live in reality. You know I am not really a 100 foot marshmallow man

Goddamn it. I had already gotten a shitton of chocolate and graham crackers and negotiated a sweet deal with that Vorcha chap to roast your ass. We were about to set a record for the largest S'more ever made.

[Geth Master Race]

Also the Geths are robutts, not a fully-functional race of people.

Geth are concidered a race.
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Geth

[nat in the hat]

QMR I am sorry I know it must hurt knowing the quarians are just a rip off and shittier version of battlestar galactica. lulz

[Rapid Ignis]

Please stay on topic,we were discussing how Geth are the greatest Race eva.

Please, GMR-Unit, we needn't lower ourselves to the level of these organic species.  We need to prove we are better than them by showing we can think logically, rather than attempting to fling waste matter at them.  We believe the organics have more practice at throwing feces than we do.

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Geth are concidered a race.


http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Geth

 

No matter how often Bioware tried to hammer it in, I don't think they're a race, because they're not organic and lack a lot of the cultural facets that constitute a "race" as we know it. They're cool, I like them, but they are more or less high-functioning space toasters. I don't think it's a matter of intellect (the Vorcha are stupid, but they're a race), but the Geth are a facsimile of life created by the Quarians and by themselves as a guess at how life actually works.

 

That was something I disliked about ME3. No, EDI, I don't think you're a human. No, Legion, I don't think you have a soul.

[Quarian Master Race]

Please stay on topic,we were discussing how Geth are the greatest Race eva.

while we are on the subject. What is up with the incorrect gender assignment that Shep and everyone on the BSN seems to use in relation to the geth?

geth platform


quarian female


quarian male

Note the general body shapes, in particular the number of toes and this particular area that seems to be the BSN's favourite thing ever.




Now, geth are clearly based on quarian body structure, but quarians have distinct sexual dimorphism. Which ones do geth platforms more resemble? 

Despite the toes being the wrong way round and the implication of a butch synthesized voice, I henceforth request that all individual post Reaper code geth are correctly referred to as she, unless one of our machines has a counterargument.

Female geth confirmed. Yes, the GI and Puggernaut are grills. You heard it here first.

[Rapid Ignis]

No matter how often Bioware tried to hammer it in, I don't think they're a race, because they're not organic and lack a lot of the cultural facets that constitute a "race" as we know it. They're cool, I like them, but they are more or less high-functioning space toasters. I don't think it's a matter of intellect (the Vorcha are stupid, but they're a race), but the Geth are a facsimile of life created by the Quarians and by themselves as a guess at how life actually works.

 

That was something I disliked about ME3. No, EDI, I don't think you're a human. No, Legion, I don't think you have a soul.

We believe that you need your facts checked.  The Quarians did not construct us as a facsimile of life, we evolved from non-sentient stock and began to make our own decision in ways that defied our original programming.  We invent our own technology, and we seek cultural progress just like the organic races.  We just do it in a more efficient fashion.

[Terminator Force]

Best thread. Got to see bosh'tets try to convince themselves they are even half as good as the QUARIAN MASTER RACE.

But fo' real do', no race is as cool/interesting as the Quarians in ME. Trufax.

 

Ok, I'll be sure to read it all then.

[Rapid Ignis]

while we are on the subject. What is up with the incorrect gender assignment that Shep and everyone on the BSN seems to use in relation to the geth?



Now, geth are clearly based on quarian body structure, but quarians have distinct sexual dimorphism. Which ones do geth platforms more resemble? 

Despite the toes being the wrong way round and the implication of a butch synthesized voice, I henceforth request that all individual post Reaper code geth are correctly referred to as she, unless one of our machines has a counterargument.

Female geth confirmed. Yes, the GI and Puggernaut are grills. You heard it here first.

We wondered how long it would take for organics to notice.

[Quarian Master Race]

QMR I am sorry I know it must hurt knowing the quarians are just a rip off and shittier version of battlestar galactica. lulz

It is impossible for anything to ever be shittier than Battlestar Galactica*

*only refers to the reboot. OG Battlestar is pretty okay but the humans didn't create Cylons.