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[7twozero]

I knew there was a reason I was checking out my gi's butt the other day, it all makes sense now.

[NuclearTech76]

while we are on the subject. What is up with the incorrect gender assignment that Shep and everyone on the BSN seems to use in relation to the geth?

geth platform


quarian female


quarian male

Note the general body shapes, in particular the number of toes and this particular area that seems to be the BSN's favourite thing ever.




Now, geth are clearly based on quarian body structure, but quarians have distinct sexual dimorphism. Which ones do geth platforms more resemble? 

Despite the toes being the wrong way round and the implication of a butch synthesized voice, I henceforth request that all individual post Reaper code geth are correctly referred to as she, unless one of our machines has a counterargument.

Female geth confirmed. Yes, the GI and Puggernaut are grills. You heard it here first.

Well I always knew my GI was female.  Trooper is obviously a grill as well. 

 

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned" 

[Rapid Ignis]

You machines created the Javelin, so I'll let this slide.....dishwasher.

Dishwasher?  We thought that organics considered us to be flashlights.

[Quarian Master Race]

damnit, thread took all my likes for the second day in a row. 

[Dunmer of Redoran]

It is impossible for anything to ever be shittier than Battlestar Galactica*

*only refers to the reboot. OG Battlestar is pretty okay but the humans didn't create Cylons.

 

And that's where you're wrong.

 

[Quarian Master Race]

^doesn't equal the stupid robot feels and an ending that was 100000x worse than Mass Effect 3's ever was, or would have been even if the Starbrat had literally taken a dump right on Shepard's head and fired them into the sun.

[NuclearTech76]

My GI has racing stripes and I'd like to think that this pleases her along with killing every other thing in existence. 

[Rapid Ignis]

My GI has racing stripes and I'd like to think that this pleases her along with killing every other thing in existence. 

Most Geth do not enjoy killing, though recent modifications to our code may mean that Geth psychopaths are a possibility now.

[Geth Master Race]

Most Geth do not enjoy killing, though recent modifications to our code may mean that Geth psychopaths are a possibility now.

I personally would rather do nothing but kill,because it's fun.(and the voices in my head say it's perfectly fine)

[Mindlog]

This thread is now the worst Mass Effect related literature since, Deception.

DECEPTION.

D E C E P T I O N

[Dunmer of Redoran]

This thread is now the worst Mass Effect related literature since, Deception.

DECEPTION.

D E C E P T I O N

 

This is real?

 

REAL?

 

...real?

[Quarian Master Race]

This is real?

 

REAL?

 

...real?

You have to accept it as a comedic parody and read it while listening to Yakety Sax

[Mindlog]

You have to accept it as a comedic parody and read it while listening to Yakety Sax

Well that or the Koyaanisqatsi track.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

Nothing much. Just getting things ready for our Vorcha friend.

Send us home!

YES! YEESSS!! FIRE BURN!! KILL ALL RACES!! VORCHA SUPERIOR!! VORCHA IMMUNE TO DISEASE! CAN REGENERATE!!! **** QUARIAN SUIT RATS!! WE THROW BURNING FECES AT YOU TO MAKE YOU SICK AND DIE!!! BLOODLUST HAPPENS NOW!!! RIP SCROTUMS OFF HUMANS AND THROW ON TURIAN HEADS! THEN BURN SCROTUM ONTO TURIANS HEADS SO TURIANS NOW HAVE BALLS ON HEAD! GGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH! STUPID ASARI!! TOO BLUE! BURN TlTS OFF AND CALL YOU NAMES!! TIE DOWN VOLUS TO PILE OF CREDITS AND SET FIRE TO CREDITS!! KILLED BY GREED!!! DRELL TOO FAST TO BURN!! MOVE QUICKLY!! BURN THEIR HANAR FRIENDS INSTEAD!! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRR!!!! MELT SALARIANS!! TALK TOO MUCH! TOO SMART!! CUT OUT BRAINS AND BURN THEM!! THEN GIVE SALARIAN CORPSES TO KROGAN BECAUSE KROGAN HATE SALARIANS!! KROGAN GOOD! VORCHA LIKE KROGAN!! HELP VORCHA START BLOODPACK!!! BATARIANS COOL TOO!! WE LIKE THEM!! BUT KILL EVERYTHING ELSE WITH FIRE!!!!! GRRRAAAAAAAAGGH!!!

 

 

 

BURRNNN!!!! GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tupari]

This thread...

[EbonyBrotherhood]

This thread...

Just let it embrace you, and penetrate your core. No sleep, only quarians now.  

[NuclearTech76]

YES! YEESSS!! FIRE BURN!! KILL ALL RACES!! VORCHA SUPERIOR!! VORCHA IMMUNE TO DISEASE! CAN REGENERATE!!! **** QUARIAN SUIT RATS!! WE THROW BURNING FECES AT YOU TO MAKE YOU SICK AND DIE!!! BLOODLUST HAPPENS NOW!!! RIP SCROTUMS OFF HUMANS AND THROW ON TURIAN HEADS! THEN BURN SCROTUM ONTO TURIANS HEADS SO TURIANS NOW HAVE BALLS ON HEAD! GGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH! STUPID ASARI!! TOO BLUE! BURN TlTS OFF AND CALL YOU NAMES!! TIE DOWN VOLUS TO PILE OF CREDITS AND SET FIRE TO CREDITS!! KILLED BY GREED!!! DRELL TOO FAST TO BURN!! MOVE QUICKLY!! BURN THEIR HANAR FRIENDS INSTEAD!! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRR!!!! MELT SALARIANS!! TALK TOO MUCH! TOO SMART!! CUT OUT BRAINS AND BURN THEM!! THEN GIVE SALARIAN CORPSES TO KROGAN BECAUSE KROGAN HATE SALARIANS!! KROGAN GOOD! VORCHA LIKE KROGAN!! HELP VORCHA START BLOODPACK!!! BATARIANS COOL TOO!! WE LIKE THEM!! BUT KILL EVERYTHING ELSE WITH FIRE!!!!! GRRRAAAAAAAAGGH!!!

 

 

 

BURRNNN!!!! GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This reminds me of the time I switched my staff to decaff for two weeks then swapped back to a nice robusto blend.

[Rapid Ignis]

YES! YEESSS!! FIRE BURN!! KILL ALL RACES!! VORCHA SUPERIOR!! VORCHA IMMUNE TO DISEASE! CAN REGENERATE!!! **** QUARIAN SUIT RATS!! WE THROW BURNING FECES AT YOU TO MAKE YOU SICK AND DIE!!! BLOODLUST HAPPENS NOW!!! RIP SCROTUMS OFF HUMANS AND THROW ON TURIAN HEADS! THEN BURN SCROTUM ONTO TURIANS HEADS SO TURIANS NOW HAVE BALLS ON HEAD! GGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH! STUPID ASARI!! TOO BLUE! BURN TlTS OFF AND CALL YOU NAMES!! TIE DOWN VOLUS TO PILE OF CREDITS AND SET FIRE TO CREDITS!! KILLED BY GREED!!! DRELL TOO FAST TO BURN!! MOVE QUICKLY!! BURN THEIR HANAR FRIENDS INSTEAD!! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRR!!!! MELT SALARIANS!! TALK TOO MUCH! TOO SMART!! CUT OUT BRAINS AND BURN THEM!! THEN GIVE SALARIAN CORPSES TO KROGAN BECAUSE KROGAN HATE SALARIANS!! KROGAN GOOD! VORCHA LIKE KROGAN!! HELP VORCHA START BLOODPACK!!! BATARIANS COOL TOO!! WE LIKE THEM!! BUT KILL EVERYTHING ELSE WITH FIRE!!!!! GRRRAAAAAAAAGGH!!!

 

BURRNNN!!!! GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This unit notes that the Vorcha apparently feel no hate toward Geth, would you mind if We studied your culture?  You seem to be one of the most widespread and numerically populus races among the organics.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

This unit notes that the Vorcha apparently feel no hate toward Geth, would you mind if We studied your culture?  You seem to be one of the most widespread and numerically populus races among the organics.

GRRAAAAAAGH!! GETH NOT MATTER!! MACHINES WITH NO SOULS!! VORCHA DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE GETH!! GO ABOUT BUSINESS! LEAVE VORCHA ALONE!!!

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

This reminds me of the time I switched my staff to decaff for two weeks then swapped back to a nice robusto blend.

COFFEE GOOD!! DECAF NOT!! BURN IT!!! NEED CAFFEINE!! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!!

[RidiculousMammal]

Only responding to this one because the rest of your shitpost is composed completely of 100% trufax. That is an exaggeration. My quarians probably get about 50 gunshot wound soup ruptures per game and always are back for moar, so they could easily survive a cough.  Better immunity isn't a sign of superiority anyway. That's like saying gorrilas are better than humans because they can fling poop to greater distances. We engineered a way around it via superior intelligence and savvy, with the secondary advantage that our superior soups also give us moar shields, moar power and better dodge than scrubby humans.

We lost our planet because of (sym)pathetic robot hugging suit wetters who decided to betray their glorious race. After the geth helped git rid of them for us, we didn't have enough ppl left to defeat their zerg rush, so we went into space for a little while, and then came back and rekt them so hard that they craied to uncles Harby and Sovvie to help save them.

 

 

 

 

  Thank you for re-shitting my shitpost with your **** response.   Speaking of disgusting poop- Quarians spend all day in that suit.  Your disgusting race have the hygiene level akin to modern day Sudan.  And when I say poop, I am referring to the Quarians themselves, not the digested material inside them.  In fact, the digested material cleanses the **** Quarian flesh around it.  

 

  As stated before, Salarians have no butt but at least they have the quiet dignity of not wearing an adult diaper while flirting with Shepard on the Engineering Deck.

 

  And no, you did not lose your planet because of sympathy.  You lost it because you thought you were picking a fight with a girl, then found out she was UFC champion Ronda Rousey.  So after you lost your fight to a girl, you came home from the Hospital and told all your friends that you got your black eye from a guy eyeball'n your girl. -  to which noone believed when they saw your frail effeminate body, and the fact that you don't know how to make a fist.  FYI, you don't stick your thumb out for extra damage.

 

  Glorious race?!  How glorious?  Waking up in cramped quarters in a ship you can't leave with your morning wood accidentally brushing up against your sister's left thigh?  It would be less comfortable if 18 of your relatives in the same room weren't sharing it with you.

 

 Don't even get me started on your starships.  I couldn't believe you came up with a design worse than Battlestar Gallatica.  Ha! glorious.

 

 Now, admit you're not really an alien and that you're from Croatia.  Admit it, Stanislav MIocic!

[Rapid Ignis]

So after you lost your fight to a girl, you came home from the Hospital and told all your friends that you got your black eye from a guy eyeball'n your girl.

This unit does not understand, why is it more shaming, in organic culture, to be beaten by a female?

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

This unit does not understand, why is it more shaming, in organic culture, to be beaten by a female?

Don't worry geth, people do not understand that in genderless peoples, the female form is default.... I have beaten many a male, though most aren't around to complain about it....

 

Come to think of it, I wonder if I can kill a quarian through their suits.... Some seem.... interesting...