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[TheShadyEngineer]

As entertaining as this thread was to read, I think you boys and girls are missing the point.

 

Geth, Human, Quarian, Turian.. all that is secondary. Engineers Master Race. Except the Talon Merc, screw that guy.

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

As entertaining as this thread was to read, I think you boys and girls are missing the point.

 

Geth, Human, Quarian, Turian.. all that is secondary. Engineers Master Race. Except the Talon Merc, screw that guy.

You are so deluded, I actually laugh. It is the biotic masters that are perfection, and therefore Asari... And the best Asari are Ardat-Yakshi...

[Geth Master Race]

Don't worry geth, people do not understand that in genderless peoples, the female form is default.... I have beaten many a male, though most aren't around to complain about it....

 

Come to think of it, I wonder if I can kill a quarian through their suits.... Some seem.... interesting...

We should see,right?

[TheShadyEngineer]

You are so deluded, I actually laugh. It is the biotic masters that are perfection, and therefore Asari... And the best Asari are Ardat-Yakshi...

uwotm8

 

20 paces, Paladins at dawn. You won't live long enough to use your biotics.

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

uwotm8

 

20 paces, Paladins at dawn. You won't live long enough to use your biotics.

Tac cloak, Mega-buffed stealth Dark Channel, Mega-buffed stealth warp.... Mega-buffed biotic explosion... A volley taking less than 5 seconds... TRY surviving that.....

 

(That IS in fact an asari set... plus I don't use weapons other than acolyte or disciple)

[Geth Master Race]

I wouldn't **** with Shady dude,I've played with him before....don't go there.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Well that or the Koyaanisqatsi track.

Thank you ... I haven't listened to this for ages. I had forgotten he re-used the opening chord sequence for Itaipu.

[Rapid Ignis]

You are so deluded, I actually laugh. It is the biotic masters that are perfection, and therefore Asari... And the best Asari are Ardat-Yakshi...

This unit wonders, would it be possible to outfit a Geth Platform with element zero emitters to duplicate the powers of 'biotics'?  In fact, Organics actually need synthetic implants to use their 'biotic' powers, so it would be feasible for a Geth unit to utilize said 'biotic' powers.

[The Arbiter]

while we are on the subject. What is up with the incorrect gender assignment that Shep and everyone on the BSN seems to use in relation to the geth?

geth platform


quarian female


quarian male

Note the general body shapes, in particular the number of toes and this particular area that seems to be the BSN's favourite thing ever.




Now, geth are clearly based on quarian body structure, but quarians have distinct sexual dimorphism. Which ones do geth platforms more resemble? 

Despite the toes being the wrong way round and the implication of a butch synthesized voice, I henceforth request that all individual post Reaper code geth are correctly referred to as she, unless one of our machines has a counterargument.

Female geth confirmed. Yes, the GI and Puggernaut are grills. You heard it here first.

I always find Tali sexy

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

This unit wonders, would it be possible to outfit a Geth Platform with element zero emitters to duplicate the powers of 'biotics'?  In fact, Organics actually need synthetic implants to use their 'biotic' powers, so it would be feasible for a Geth unit to utilize said 'biotic' powers.

Asari do not need such implants, but we were developed around eezo

[Catastrophy]

This unit wonders, would it be possible to outfit a Geth Platform with element zero emitters to duplicate the powers of 'biotics'?  In fact, Organics actually need synthetic implants to use their 'biotic' powers, so it would be feasible for a Geth unit to utilize said 'biotic' powers.

Geth biotics have been discussed in depth here and the consensus was that they are totally lore-friendly. There was some dissent to female Geth, though.

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

Geth biotics have been discussed in depth here and the consensus was that they are totally lore-friendly. There was some dissent to female Geth, though.

I guess one would say that geth are in the same situation as asari as far as genders are concerned... The concept of gender for asari or geth is a construct of non-asari and non-geth... Neither of us believe we are truly one or the other because there is not another gender... We just go by what the preferred pronouns and word forms that the other races refer to us as.

[Catastrophy]

I guess one would say that geth are in the same situation as asari as far as genders are concerned... The concept of gender for asari or geth is a construct of non-asari and non-geth... Neither of us believe we are truly one or the other because there is not another gender... We just go by what the preferred pronouns and word forms that the other races refer to us as.

The Asari laugh at the concept of gender and squash anything in a blue explosion

 

The Geth do not understand the concept of gender and squashing, but the heavy platforms discovered that it might have to do something with sitting down on organic life forms.

[J. Peterman]

This forum got really, really weird.

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

The Asari laugh at the concept of gender and squash anything in a blue explosion

 

The Geth do not understand the concept of gender and squashing, but the heavy platforms discovered that it might have to do something with sitting down on organic life forms.

Then you are one who understands!

[Catastrophy]

This forum got really, really weird.

Says Crazy Joe Davola...

[Loufi]

This forum got really, really weird.

Even more since you came back.

[nat in the hat]

This forum got really, really weird.

Yo man if you dont like it leave. There was this guy once. Anytime I was a paladin he just always left my lobby. Or if I was a drell assassin. I dont think he like flamer either

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

This forum got really, really weird.

You weren't here to keep it on track.

[Quarian Master Race]

  Thank you for re-shitting my shitpost with your **** response.   Speaking of disgusting poop- Quarians spend all day in that suit.  Your disgusting race have the hygiene level akin to modern day Sudan.  And when I say poop, I am referring to the Quarians themselves, not the digested material inside them.  In fact, the digested material cleanses the **** Quarian flesh around it.  

 

  As stated before, Salarians have no butt but at least they have the quiet dignity of not wearing an adult diaper while flirting with Shepard on the Engineering Deck.

 

  And no, you did not lose your planet because of sympathy.  You lost it because you thought you were picking a fight with a girl, then found out she was UFC champion Ronda Rousey.  So after you lost your fight to a girl, you came home from the Hospital and told all your friends that you got your black eye from a guy eyeball'n your girl. -  to which noone believed when they saw your frail effeminate body, and the fact that you don't know how to make a fist.  FYI, you don't stick your thumb out for extra damage.

 

  Glorious race?!  How glorious?  Waking up in cramped quarters in a ship you can't leave with your morning wood accidentally brushing up against your sister's left thigh?  It would be less comfortable if 18 of your relatives in the same room weren't sharing it with you.

 

 Don't even get me started on your starships.  I couldn't believe you came up with a design worse than Battlestar Gallatica.  Ha! glorious.

 

 Now, admit you're not really an alien and that you're from Croatia.  Admit it, Stanislav MIocic!

I won't even bother arguing about poop, because at least we do something with ours. Our system is clearly superior due to way less bathroom breaks. You also have clearly never experienced the hilarity of pooping in mixed company without anyone knowing. Ours also happens to smell better than yours, but I won't elaborate further because of classified Fleet secrets.

As for your inaccurate (and misogynist as the machine below it pointed out, srsly L223rd century) metaphor, why did the other non quarian species run away from the geth back home to destroy their own inferior Loki Mechs if geth were so weak? (supported by codex, comments by the racist asari from Shiala's ME2 sidequest and ME3 Citadel DLC archives). Those sissies didn't even try to fight the killbots despite the fact that they also lost people stuck on Rannoch with them, because they were too scared, whereas quarians have no concept of wussy lesser species concepts like "self preservation". Sure, we lost the first battle, but we won the war anyway which is all that matters.

If Kyle Reese were a turian, asari or salarian he'd have run away screaming, Sarah Conner would have been murdered by Ahnuld in the first 5 minutes of the movie and Skynet would have won, and that'd have been better according to the logic of a self-admitted ridiculous mammal.

Privacy is for lesser races. This is hardly a disadvantage. Being stuck in a room with your whole family only sucks if they are bunch of annoying humans instead of a bunch of Master Race quarians. Also, don't insult me with accusations of being усташе. I'm not Catholic

Our starships are awesome and way better than whatever "Battlestar Gallatica/ Gallagher" (spelling's irrelevant for lesser species, apparently) is (I assume this has something to do with creepy robot sex) . Don't be jelly that you didn't think of awesome ideas, like strapping gigantic naval cannons on your family car like we did.

edit: for derp cyrillic keyboard hipster formatting
 

[nat in the hat]

Thank you for re-shitting my shitpost with your **** response. Speaking of disgusting poop- Quarians spend all day in that suit. Your disgusting race have the hygiene level akin to modern day Sudan. And when I say poop, I am referring to the Quarians themselves, not the digested material inside them. In fact, the digested material cleanses the **** Quarian flesh around it.

As stated before, Salarians have no butt but at least they have the quiet dignity of not wearing an adult diaper while flirting with Shepard on the Engineering Deck.

And no, you did not lose your planet because of sympathy. You lost it because you thought you were picking a fight with a girl, then found out she was UFC champion Ronda Rousey. So after you lost your fight to a girl, you came home from the Hospital and told all your friends that you got your black eye from a guy eyeball'n your girl. - to which noone believed when they saw your frail effeminate body, and the fact that you don't know how to make a fist. FYI, you don't stick your thumb out for extra damage.

Glorious race?! How glorious? Waking up in cramped quarters in a ship you can't leave with your morning wood accidentally brushing up against your sister's left thigh? It would be less comfortable if 18 of your relatives in the same room weren't sharing it with you.

Don't even get me started on your starships. I couldn't believe you came up with a design worse than Battlestar Gallatica. Ha! glorious.

Now, admit you're not really an alien and that you're from Croatia. Admit it, Stanislav MIocic!

See. While I love your enthusiasm about trashing QMR and all things quarians. You are just playin into QMR hands. This is how you do it.

Quarians suck.

He replies.

You suck butthurt scrub.

And the cycle repetes itself

No need to waste any more energy than that

[Quarian Master Race]

^still in my thread? You already admitted defeat. Besides at least redonkulous marmat's shitpost is clearly tongue in cheek, which excuses its inferior arguments. You made this

Hmmm I would just like to point out that I never hated quarians until I met QMR. See being the unoffical embassador of Quarians you set a really bad example for your race. Now I know you are gonna say "lolscrub you are a less life form and do not understand how to correctly play us" Or something along the lines of that. See I know that the quarians are very powerful kits and fun to play. Just like everything in this game its knowing how to play the kits. But if you did not act like a tool all the time I would have absolutely no problem with quarians, but you are representing "your" race in such a bad way that I want to say this. See the quarians created a lot of great and powerful things in the ME universe. The reegar, the arc pistol, arc nades, stickys, hell they can even take credit for creating the most powerful kit in the GI. I am also not stupid enough to think you are completely serious in your posts. You are trolling and want reactiongs like this one. So I will say this:

 

Just remember that the humans are the real master race. Why? Well because humans are the ones who came up with this IP and all the lore that your race is base off of.

 

bawwwww

lololololol srsbusiness. Confirmed buttmad.

[nat in the hat]

^still in my thread? You already admitted defeat. Besides at least redonkulous marmat's shitpost is clearly tongue in cheek, which excuses its inferior arguments. You made this
lololololol srsbusiness. Confirmed buttmad.

For being the one to call everyone butthurt. You get more butthurt than anyone on these forms.

Thats right. I quoted myself

[Quarian Master Race]

examples of my butthurt? I don't have like 10 seperate threads directed at a specific poster who rustled my jimmies, and I don't make dozens of mad posts in their bait threads like they do in my (supposedly) bait threads. (actually, this thread premise is 100% composed of quarian trufax).

You're gonna have to do better than repeatedly begging the question and calling others butthurt while all evidence points to the contrary if you want to acheive Masterbaiter Race status.

[nat in the hat]

Examples? Any time anyone says anything slightly negitive about a quarian you are there to call them scrubs or whatever. But whatever. Just not today. I feel like **** and my heart is broken so go party and be happy in one of your liveships