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[NuclearTech76]

I hate to c*ck-block you, but the lolbiomods deleted the thread 

I have to get a key to the Biohazard part of this forum for a day. 

[David Diablo]

I have to get a key to the Biohazard part of this forum for a day. 

 

I'd pay for that privelege... 

[DarkOrgasm]

Miranda got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

[nat in the hat]

Miranda got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Anyone else think its creepy he wanted his daughter to have E cups?

[Quarian Master Race]

"Genetically perfect"=  pornstar levels of subcutaneous fat

I guess exercise and physical conditioning is for the genetically inferior. Shepard should have had a beer gut by this logic.

'merica

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Anyone else think its creepy he wanted his daughter to have E cups?

That's the point. She was made to be her father's vision of "perfect" and that included giant boobs and a big butt on an otherwise thin body. His "daughter" is a sexualized genetic template.

[nat in the hat]

Yeah but as a father would you want every guy to be eye raping her every time they see her? There is a difference between beautiful and hot.

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Yeah but as a father would you want every guy to be eye raping her every time they see her? There is a difference between beautiful and hot.

Mr. Lawson was a psychopath with no empathy whatsoever. I don't think he cared at all.

[Quarian Master Race]

you people are trying to rationalize Miranda's appearance in real world terms when the only logic you need know is

mouth breathing horny male demographic $$$> logic.

[RidiculousMammal]

Anyone else think its creepy he wanted his daughter to have E cups?

 

  Watch and interview with Joe Simpson  (Jessica Simpson's dad) and Michael Lohan (Lindsay Lohan's dad) talking about their daughters, and get your creep on.

[Quarian Master Race]

This thread is now the worst Mass Effect related literature since, Deception.

DECEPTION.

D E C E P T I O N

[DarkOrgasm]

Anyone else think its creepy he wanted his daughter to have E cups?

ya funny but that quote was made by Groucho Marx waaaay before Miranda was born 

[RidiculousMammal]

 

 

 

  Look I admit she's not bad for a suit rat, but in the future I suggest you stop posting pictures of your sister from this angle.  It leads to some quite uncomfortable impressions about you.  Then again, it is somewhat understandable since you are sharing tight quarters with your entire family built from discarded parts from the Sputnik space probe.  I am truly amazed at your species ability to find uses for duct tape.

 

EDIT: and for god sakes, TELL her you're going to take the picture first. - wait, does she even know you took it?

Modifié par RidiculousMammal, 20 mars 2015 - 08:19 .

[Quarian Master Race]

  Look I admit she's not bad for a suit rat, but in the future I suggest you stop posting pictures of your sister from this angle.  It leads to some quite uncomfortable impressions about you.  Then again, it is somewhat understandable sharing tight quarters with your entire family built from discarded parts from the Sputnik space probe.  I am truly amazed at your species ability to find uses for duct tape.

Tali being my sister wouldn't stop me from going gay for her.

Quariancest is the best sort.

I liked the Chekov phony-baloney Russian accent spelling more (Russian doesn't have W sounds) before you edited it.

[RidiculousMammal]

Tali being my sister wouldn't stop me from going gay for her.

Quariancest is the best sort.
 

 

  I'm sure you have  photos to prove this.

[RidiculousMammal]

 Also, don't insult me with accusations of being усташе. I'm not Catholic
 

 

  I went too far sir, I apologize.  Not even Hitler deserves to be called Catholic.

[RidiculousMammal]

Tali being my sister wouldn't stop me from going gay for her.

Quariancest is the best sort.

I liked the Chekov phony-baloney Russian accent spelling more (Russian doesn't have W sounds) before you edited it.

 

  Almost as much as you love your Croatian accent that you never addressed.   Tal Vas Filipovic.

[RidiculousMammal]

Examples? Any time anyone says anything slightly negitive about a quarian you are there to call them scrubs or whatever. But whatever. Just not today. I feel like **** and my heart is broken so go party and be happy in one of your liveships

 

  Who's playing into his hands now?   He clearly has you emotionally invested.

[RidiculousMammal]

Yeah but as a father would you want every guy to be eye raping her every time they see her?

 

  No, I would be wondering why they aren't looking at me like I am always doing.

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

I have to admit, quarians are rather sexy considering the fact nobody knows what they actually look like, maybe one day one will die by my mind....

[Rapid Ignis]

I have to admit, quarians are rather sexy considering the fact nobody knows what they actually look like, maybe one day one will die by my mind....

We find this to be a doubtful outcome, the Creators rarely have intercourse even with their own race, let alone another species.

[Dunmer of Redoran]

We find this to be a doubtful outcome, the Creators rarely have intercourse even with their own race, let alone another species.

 

Maybe they'd get more if they didn't attempt to serenade their mates with awful showtunes.

 

 

 

What Garrus never told Shepard was that most of Saleon's transplants were eardrums for aliens with Quarian exes.

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

We find this to be a doubtful outcome, the Creators rarely have intercourse even with their own race, let alone another species.

No wonder Nerve Stim Pro sells so well on Illium.....

[DaemionMoadrin]

Thank you so much for this thread, I laughed and smiled so much that my face hurts now.

 

Oh... and none of the ME races are superior. They all screwed up big time at least once or simply aren't influential enough to matter.

I mean, where's the Volus Master Race? Hanar?