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[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Spartan Master CHIEF!  /end thread

Now I suspect you of owning some kind of Xbox

[niniendowarrior]

Now I suspect you of owning some kind of Xbox

I do not own an Xbucks.    I do have a GamerTag though but that's barely useful without an actual Xbucks. LMAO!

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

I do not own an Xbucks.    I do have a GamerTag though but that's barely useful without an actual Xbucks. LMAO!

1v1 me ODST babby

[Quarian Master Race]

We find this to be a doubtful outcome, the Creators rarely have intercourse even with their own race, let alone another species.

They weren't me. Because of the reputation there was this one creepy turian at Eternity on Illium who wouldn't ever leave me alone, tho.

Good thing Reegar Carbine destroyed all the potential evidence.

 

Maybe they'd get more if they didn't attempt to serenade their mates with awful showtunes.

 

 

 

What Garrus never told Shepard was that most of Saleon's transplants were eardrums for aliens with Quarian exes.

Frell you, bosh'tet. How dare you make fun of our superior and purposeful courtship rituals. If their eardrums can't survive, they weren't quarian material anyway.

I have to take all kind of antibiotics and herbal supplements because of your filth, so you can sacrifice one of your senses or have tinnitus for the rest of your days. It's a fair compromise.

 

  Almost as much as you love your Croatian accent that you never addressed.   Tal Vas Filipovic.

усташе is a not so nice term for Croatians. Come at me Felicia the Furry (or whatever).

 

Spartan Master CHIEF!  /end thread

 

i think Halo's a pretty cool gai. eh kils aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

Plus he appreciates the sexy mystique that can be gained by always wearing a suit and face obscuring helmet visor like we do.

 

Star Wars is love, Star Wars is life.

Hated all of them. No quarians= no bang. Hopefully they rectify this in the new ones so I needn't make long shitposts on the upcoming Battlefront forums about how much the game sucks.

possible evidence of a glorious alliance





 

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Frell you, bosh'tet. How dare you make fun of our superior and purposeful courtship rituals. If their eardrums can't survive, they weren't quarian material anyway.

I have to take all kind of antibiotics and herbal supplements because of your filth, so you can sacrifice one of your senses or have tinnitus for the rest of your days. It's a fair compromise.

 

Can't they at least just get an app for their suits that teaches them how to sing? Unless they all waste their system memory on nerve stims.

[Quarian Master Race]

Can't they at least just get an app for their suits that teaches them how to sing? Unless they all waste their system memory on nerve stims.

Well I wouldn't call it a waste   

Be forewarned; if you keep shittalking glorious quarian sing along I will have to make a lengthy shitpost with lots of science, explaining why you are objectively incorrect in your subjective opinion, complete with a video analysis that will be disseration worthy (probably)

 

[Fennekin]

It is essential to remind the lesser species about the superiority of the Turians. It's for their own good.

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Well I wouldn't call it a waste   

Be forewarned; if you keep shittalking glorious quarian sing along I will have to make a lengthy shitpost with lots of science, explaining why you are objectively incorrect in your subjective opinion, complete with a video analysis that will be disseration worthy (probably)

 

 

Quarian singing has its uses. Like throwing whole battalions of Krogan soldiers into blood rage without any of them being shot at. Or causing Reapers to go belly-up.

[DaemionMoadrin]

Well I wouldn't call it a waste   

Be forewarned; if you keep shittalking glorious quarian sing along I will have to make a lengthy shitpost with lots of science, explaining why you are objectively incorrect in your subjective opinion, complete with a video analysis that will be disseration worthy (probably)

 

 

Or you could make a video of a singing Quarian.

[Quarian Master Race]

It is essential to remind the lesser species about the superiority of the Turians. It's for their own good.

plz. If you're so great, then why do you all copy human names from the goddamn Roman Empire?

 

Or you could make a video of a singing Quarian.

I would but it would be so serenading that my inbox would be flooded with requests to bang, and this thread is already taking up enough of the time I devote to delivering mordacious, disparaging rebukes and insults as is.

[Fennekin]

plz. If you're so great, then why do you all copy human names from the goddamn Roman Empire?

Blame the universal translator app.

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Blame the universal translator app.

Learn to speak the languages correctly. S'wit.

[RidiculousMammal]

plz. If you're so great, then why do you all copy human names from the goddamn Roman Empire?

 

  Good point, Mirko Vas Croatia

[TheNightSlasher]

Manchester United master race

[Salarian Jesus]

Manchester United master race

[Teabaggin Krogan]

Manchester United master race

No champions league though! 

[nat in the hat]

American football > soccer

[TheNightSlasher]

Still didn't qualify for champions league though! 

We want to give others a chance...

 

2-1 win over Liverpool, at Anfield. Gerrard sent off after 48 seconds of involvement. Made my day!

 

And Mata's second goal....that's master race quality.

[TheNightSlasher]

American football handegg >< soccer football

FTFY.

[nat in the hat]

Hey night slasher. Suck it!!!!

[Teabaggin Krogan]

We want to give others a chance...

 

2-1 win over Liverpool, at Anfield. Gerrard sent off after 48 seconds of involvement. Made my day!

 

And Mata's second goal....that's master race quality.

Hmm, sounds like it was a good match! I've always been more of a Chelsea fan though. 

Also Looool Handegg

[Turian Master Race]

plz. If you're so great, then why do you all copy human names from the goddamn Roman Empire?

 

How do you know that it is not the romans who copy glorius Turian names?

[q5tyhj]

American football > soccer

This is one of those things that is so painfully self-evident it really goes without saying. 

 

Unless you're a chick, then soccer is sort of legit. 

[TheNightSlasher]

Hmm, sounds like it was a good match! 

Mata's second goal. How's that for skill and technique.

 

http://www.dailymoti...1-03-2015_sport

[Teabaggin Krogan]

Mata's second goal. How's that for skill and technique.

Damn, I didn't expect scissor kick master class! Gonna have to catch the replay.