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[Dunmer of Redoran]

1)wut? I always do its loyalty mission and rekt the Heretics simply to save moar quarians in ME3, even if I bring it to the Fleet or plan to airlock it later. So what if a sexist Scotsman usually gets turned into Reaper slushie?

2) again wut? Only disadvantage of femshep is no quarianmance, which I'll admit is a massive, gamebreaking disadvantage.

3) Garbus doesn't get Admiral Xen to say more amazing dialouge, or Koris to make more of a douche of himself, and I can't threaten to shoot him at the door for great quarian justice like I can with the robot (not that I would really want to in his case, anyway).

 

1. But he's Scottish.

2. Exactly.

3. But he's Garrus. Also his tungsten ammo and overload are just tailor-made for that mission.

[Quarian Master Race]

Do Quarians fart?

 

If they do fart do they smell their own farts?

 

Can other people smell their farts? 

All of that information is highly classified. You already know what our sweat smells like and that is far too much.
 

What's the polar opposite of "Master Race?" Which race do you nominate? Let the flaming of inferior races begin 

Irrelevant because 2nd behind quarians is merely the first loser race, as are the susequent lesser races. I would say geth, but they suck so much that they aren't really a "race" at all, and are more related to home appliances such as toasters or blenders, and uselessly broken ones at that.

If I really had to choose, it's probably vorcha because when you think about it, they have all of the polar opposite racial traits to quarians (immune to everything, run around naked, unintelligent, no sex-appeal, technologically primitive, classless, filthy). With quarians being the unquestioned master race, vorcha would obviously be the most inferior by default.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Alhough there have been other "_____ Master Race" names popping up, I don't believe they have meant theirs as oxymorons.   I guess there's a difference.

[AW_FC_1986]

Nope, and certainly not as upset as I would be if my club were 12th in the Bundesliga.

 

Cologne ascended again this year, so 12th is much better than 16th, as an ascender. 

 

Allez, Allez 1. Fußball-Club Köln!!!!

[Quarian Master Race]

Alhough there have been other "_____ Master Race" names popping up, I don't believe they have meant theirs as oxymorons. 

Which is the most hilarious thing, because they all are objective, scientific and mathematical oxymorons. The lesser races are all so adorable in their ignorance, that I can't help but be a little endeared toward their efforts.

It's like watching kitten gifs.

[ClydeInTheShell]

Which race created the Venom? 

 

That's what I thought. You're all failures.

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

Long live Asari! Long live Thessia! And long live the Goddess!!

 

Inferior races I would say include humans, who have only been here less than thirty years and ALREADY have a seat! and what about you krogan! And the salarians that uplifted them!

 

Are there any Humans in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's a geth in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Krogan
And that one's a Drell
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one drinking ryncol,
And another with plates!
If I had my way, 
I'd have all of you shot!

[Quarian Master Race]

Which race created the Venom? 

the same thieving one that stole our energy drain and dodge.

Venom sucks, anyway. Why would anyone be proud of a gun designed for those who can't hit anything?

[smeckie]

Which race created the Venom? 
 
That's what I thought. You're all failures.

I'm pretty sure I saw a Salarian Master Race around here not to long ago.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Which is the most hilarious thing, because they all are objective, scientific and mathematical oxymorons. The lesser races are all so adorable in their ignorance, that I can't help but be a little endeared toward their efforts.

It's like watching kitten gifs.

At least they've never lost their homeworlds.

 

Well, that is what I believe they might retort.

[smeckie]

Bam!!!! Oh Lawd that is harsh!

[Fennekin]

I don't even need a master race in my name, the fact that turians are the best race is and will always be self evident.

True story.

[Quarian Master Race]

At least they've never lost their homeworlds.

 

Well, that is what I believe they might retort.

you know what is the best part of this post (other than its irrelevance)?

The fact that a drell fan liked it, considering what happened to their homeworld. 

[Miniditka77]

I don't know... I'd have a hard time calling any race that got chased off their planet by their own farm machinery and will die if they touch anything the "master race."

[N7-Praesentiae]

Jimmy rustling master race? 

[Quarian Master Race]

I don't know... I'd have a hard time calling any race that got chased off their planet by their own farm machinery and will die if they touch anything the "master race."

Says more about our superiority than anything.

Why couldn't the others develop AI smart enough to chase them off their planets (mind you temporarily, we win in the end)? Too stupid. Why do the other races have stronger immune systems? Because they are used to wallowing in their own filth and disease instead of engineering their way out of it.

You guys are like neanderthals pounding your chests at your superior rock throwing strength, blissfully ignorant of your own inferiority and impending defeat.

[DarkOrgasm]

I don't know... I'd have a hard time calling any race that got chased off their planet by their own  farm machinery Broken Toasters and will die if they touch anything the "master race."

Fixed that for ya

[TheNightSlasher]

The fact that a drell fan liked it, considering what happened to their homeworld. 

Atleast I don't go around making racial references in every post.

 

As they say, empty vessel makes the most noise. The same can be said about the races. That's all I got to say.

 

Drell and Salarians know their greatness and don't have to make a billion posts desperately trying to point it out.

[smeckie]

Lol it's like poking a stick at a bear. Today the forums have entertained me. Thanks BSN.

[Geth Master Race]

I don't know... I'd have a hard time calling any race that got chased off their planet by their own farm machinery and will die if they touch anything the "master race."

Liked,but 'farm machinery'.......come on man.

[Miniditka77]

Says more about our superiority than anything.

Why couldn't the others develop AI smart enough to chase them off their planets (mind you temporarily, we win in the end)? Too stupid. Why do the other races have stronger immune systems? Because they are used to wallowing in their own filth and disease instead of engineering their way out of it.

You guys are like neanderthals pounding your chests at your superior rock throwing strength, blissfully ignorant of your own inferiority and impending defeat.

 

The Quarians get to return home in the end.... if a Human convinces the Geth to let them.

[Quarian Master Race]

Liked,but 'farm machinery'.......come on man.

indeed, DarkOrgasm's description is more apt. Farm machinery would imply that you have some useful purpose.

 

 

Atleast I don't go around making racial references in every post.

 

As they say, empty vessel makes the most noise. The same can be said about the races. That's all I got to say.

 

Drell and Salarians know their greatness and don't have to make a billion posts desperately trying to point it out.

or you have nothing relevant to add in your favour, like these other pitiful troglodytes who are bumping my glorious Master Race thread.

[Miniditka77]

Liked,but 'farm machinery'.......come on man.

 

I'm sorry.... they used the Geth as mining equipment, not farm machinery, right?  My lore is rusty.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Says more about our superiority than anything.

Why couldn't the others develop AI smart enough to chase them off their planets (mind you temporarily, we win in the end)? Too stupid. Why do the other races have stronger immune systems? Because they are used to wallowing in their own filth and disease instead of engineering their way out of it.

You guys are like neanderthals pounding your chests at your superior rock throwing strength, blissfully ignorant of your own inferiority and impending defeat.

You make fun of neanderthals pounding their chests and throwing rocks, but at least the rocks never came back and threw their asses out of their own caves.  Just sayin.

 

I dunno.  Is it really a form of superiority to build something that can beat the crap out of you and toss you out of your own home?  

Just playing devil's advocate here.  Look, I love Quarians.  I think they're really amazing with the right bottle of ryncol and some Varren bile as dressing.