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[TheN7Penguin]

Is it illegal?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

One man's junk is another man's treasure.

Well, Tali's got a lot of treasure in her trunk.

[TheN7Penguin]

Innuendo.

[Quarian Master Race]

Stuff that isn't about you

boring

 

We actually link suits occasionally but we keep the details to ourselves

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

.............WOW!............EVEN AFTER BURNING, THREAD SURVIVE! 43 PAGES OF BURNT FECES! VORCHA IMPRESSED! VORCHA BOW DOWN TO SUIT RAT RACE! CLEARLY BEST MASTUREBATES  MASTER RACE! VORCHA BURN ALL YOUR ENEMIES! INCLUDING STUPID FLESHLIGHT HEAD ROBOTS!!! GRRRRAAAAAAGGHH!!! BLOODLUST TO VORCHA CROTCH!!!!

[Quarian Master Race]

.............WOW!............EVEN AFTER BURNING, THREAD SURVIVE! 43 PAGES OF BURNT FECES! VORCHA IMPRESSED! VORCHA BOW DOWN TO SUIT RAT RACE! CLEARLY BEST MASTUREBATES  MASTER RACE! VORCHA BURN ALL YOUR ENEMIES! INCLUDING STUPID FLESHLIGHT HEAD ROBOTS!!! GRRRRAAAAAAGGHH!!! BLOODLUST TO VORCHA CROTCH!!!!

Yes, even after you burn quarian things, we will just salvage and repair it. Excellent that you have seen the light, though. Clearly, your species has an underappreciated level of intelligence that Captain Gavorn would be wise to heed.

Quarian and vorcha make suprisingly good teams. Sabotage(TV spec) + flamer+ fire explosions is lulzy, and if there is an area with lots of diseases that we can't work in (like an asari nightclub), vorcha can be sent in on point to burn all the diseases away first.

[DaemionMoadrin]

I wish we had more Quarians in the games. The innocent female one you rescued from the speciest Volus and the C-Sec Officer always watched the ships and was saving up money to buy one of the used ones... that was a story I would have liked to see play out. I totally would have helped her again, too.

 

In my fantasy version of Mass Effect (as it could have been), the Spectres are actual secret agents, which means they don't get direct support from the Council. Shephard would have to find a way to finance his operations and wouldn't get something like the Normandy right off the bat. So you'd buy an used ship, slowly build up a network of informants, agents, traders and other useful contacts through the side missions (finally a reason to scavenge for Turian antiques) and get a crew.

I would hire any single Quarian I could get to work aboard my ship. The indentured Quarian on Illium? I'd offer her a better job. The girl on her Pilgrimage? I need more engineers.

 

Who knows, I might end up with a small flotilla of ships, all with different tasks. Scouts to scan systems for me, transport vessels to ship all the minerals I find to a processing plant, warships for all the fun parts...

[TheN7Penguin]

To be honest, I would have bought a ship for her. Or threatened to make the Volus ship dealer pop like a balloon if he didn't give me one for free.

[DaemionMoadrin]

To be honest, I would have bought a ship for her. Or threatened to make the Volus ship dealer pop like a balloon if he didn't give me one for free.

 

Well, yes... I thought that was how this mission was supposed to go. Perhaps they cut it out?

[TheN7Penguin]

Maybe they did.

 

Renegade option to shoot the volus ******* (not the dealer, the accuser) would have also been nice.

[DaemionMoadrin]

Maybe they did.

 

Renegade option to shoot the volus ******* (not the dealer, the accuser) would have also been nice.

 

You're a bloodthirsty little penguin, aren't you?

[TheN7Penguin]

On a random note - For some reason, I seem to be really good with the Locust on Gold. Um. Why?

[TheN7Penguin]

Yes, the N7 Penguin is very bloodthirsty. He also cannot stand injustice. Hence, murder.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

On a random note - For some reason, I seem to be really good with the Locust on Gold. Um. Why?

Locust is perfectly goldworthy if you always go for the headshots. I like it on the Humengineer.

[DaemionMoadrin]

On a random note - For some reason, I seem to be really good with the Locust on Gold. Um. Why?

 

Headshots?

[Seyd71]

I wish we had more Quarians in the games. The innocent female one you rescued from the speciest Volus and the C-Sec Officer always watched the ships and was saving up money to buy one of the used ones... that was a story I would have liked to see play out. I totally would have helped her again, too.

 

In my fantasy version of Mass Effect (as it could have been), the Spectres are actual secret agents, which means they don't get direct support from the Council. Shephard would have to find a way to finance his operations and wouldn't get something like the Normandy right off the bat. So you'd buy an used ship, slowly build up a network of informants, agents, traders and other useful contacts through the side missions (finally a reason to scavenge for Turian antiques) and get a crew.

I would hire any single Quarian I could get to work aboard my ship. The indentured Quarian on Illium? I'd offer her a better job. The girl on her Pilgrimage? I need more engineers.

 

Who knows, I might end up with a small flotilla of ships, all with different tasks. Scouts to scan systems for me, transport vessels to ship all the minerals I find to a processing plant, warships for all the fun parts...

 

Lia' Vel was on pilgrimage and would've had to leave you eventually. As for the one on Illium, her contract requires her to stay on Illium. There is literally an option to ask if you can buy her contract and they tell you that.

[DaemionMoadrin]

Lia' Vel was on pilgrimage and would've had to leave you eventually. As for the one on Illium, her contract requires her to stay on Illium. There is literally an option to ask if you can buy her contract and they tell you that.

 

Hence fantasy version of ME. ^^

[Dunmer of Redoran]

ME is fantasy. A fantasy interpretation of fantasy is C0DA-type ****.

I don't get it.

[DaemionMoadrin]

ME is fantasy. A fantasy interpretation of fantasy is C0DA-type ****.

I don't get it.

 

Ever heard of fanfiction?

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Ever heard of fanfiction?

 

I have.

 

I don't get it.

[Quarian Master Race]

I wish we had more Quarians in the games. 

I would hire any single Quarian I could get to work aboard my ship. 

I everything about this post but singled these out for brevity and QFMFT.

My ideal ME2 would have been to set fire to those ME2 squadmate dossiers Martin Sheen gave to me, along with setting fire to Jacob and Miranda, make a single trip to the Migrant Fleet with lots of soup and bananas on board, and recruit all the quarians ever. Xen would be the ruthless second in command and the mad scientist at the same time, Kal'Reegar the perma bro/potential awkward boyfriend, Veetor the insane person, Gerrel the unrestrained bringer of violent death and Tali the Tali. But biower denied me my player choice and agency becasue they are antiquarian racists. 
 

[Dunmer of Redoran]

After playing ME2 I was 100 percent sure that Reegar and Tali would hook up if you don't romance her.

 

And then they killed him in ME3. Putting her and Garrus together was just like...okay then.

[Olivia Wilde]

The plot thickens

 

 

well at least it kept my interest for a bit

[Quarian Master Race]

After playing ME2 I was 100 percent sure that Reegar and Tali would hook up if you don't romance her.

 

And then they killed him in ME3. Putting her and Garrus together was just like...okay then.

Thatshit rustled my jimmies so hard. If he was going to die, he deserved to die like a badass on camera, not in a blaze of email. All we got instead is a gun that, while amazing doesn't even fire rockets and isn't named Vera. 

It was initially going to be even worse. There was a cut sidemission on the Citadel post Rannoch where if you picked the quarians (and you did unless you're retarded), you then have to arrest or shoot Xen for some "illegal" AI research she is doing for some robot hugging hippie stupidshit reasons.

I'd have burned down biower headquarters and intentionally picked the refuse ending.

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Thatshit rustled my jimmies so hard. If he was going to die, he deserved to die like a badass on camera, not in a blaze of email. All we got instead is a gun that, while amazing doesn't even fire rockets and isn't named Vera. 

It was initially going to be even worse. There was a cut sidemission on the Citadel post Rannoch where if you picked the quarians (and you did unless you're retarded), you then have to arrest or shoot Xen for some "illegal" AI research she is doing or some robot hugging hippie stupidshit.

 

Bah, don't worry about it. The way they write, she'd just fall through an Eluvian and appear in the next game.