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#1226
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They broke a galactic law. Quarians had a seat on the council that they forfeited as soon as they started fiddling with AI.
 

sigh....

https://www.youtube....fPjJL4Y#t=1m10s

now, why didn't the frogs, birds and strippers also kick themselves off the council?

Edit: for glorious Quarian Master Page 50 

but will leave the mistake to give the lesser species hope of matching my greatness and thus ensuring their continued bumps for the next 50 pages.



#1227
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page 50!

edit, damnit I miscounted



#1228
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I am procrastinating Geology coursework.

 

Urgh... rocks.

 

Arkose sandstone...

 

Dip directions...

 

Bedding planes...

 

Carboniferous period...

 

Folding.

 

Cross bedding.

 

Predicted outcomes...

 

Stupid rocks.



#1229
nat in the hat

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page 50!

edit, damnit I miscounted


That must happen a lot when you live in a suit.

#1230
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We can talk about how smaller quarians boobs are?

we're a more fit Master Race of well built, healthy people with stock model photoshops for faces. Also explains the superior buns and thighs

Fatties don't exist in quarian society.



#1231
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Oh wow, this thread grew a lot while I was off. Now to read all of this Quarians vs. Geth argument...

 

Also, congrats of getting your thread to 50 pages, QMR. It is quite popular.



#1232
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You know you dislike Geology when you're sat in bed listening to the Mass Effect 3 soundtrack doing everything BUT Geology.

 

I'm reading about the first Crusade.

 

No, rocks.

 

Must write about rocks.


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#1233
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we're a more fit Master Race of well built, healthy people with stock model photoshops for faces. Also explains the superior buns and thighs

Fatties don't exist in quarian society.


Well to be fair I dont think any fatties were shown in the 3 games. Bioware hates fat people
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You know you dislike Geology when you're sat in bed listening to the Mass Effect 3 soundtrack doing everything BUT Geology.

 

I'm reading about the first Crusade.

 

No, rocks.

 

Must write about rocks.

 

Isn't your deadline for tomorrow, for that geology stuff? Or am I remembering it wrong?



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Yes, it's tomorrow. Mwhahahahaha. Cramming.



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#1237
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Of all the fuckups any of the races did in the whole ME trilogy, no one fucked up as badly as the Asari. No one. When they intentionally withheld information about the Prothean beacon's existence on Thessia, they doomed billions of people to death in the Reaper war. The war could have been won before it even truly started, if only the Asari had shared this knowledge. 

 

The fuckups of the Salarians and Quarians don't even come close.


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#1238
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I agree, actually. The Asari are the worst.



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Of all the fuckups any of the races did in the whole ME trilogy, no one fucked up as badly as the Asari. No one. When they intentionally withheld information about the Prothean beacon's existence on Thessia, they doomed billions of people to death in the Reaper war. The war could have been won before it even truly started, if only the Asari had shared this knowledge. 

 

The fuckups of the Salarians and Quarians don't even come close.

 

We gave you the Venom Shotgun, and the Scorpion Pistol, with patented Squash-Head Technology.

 

Our debt to society, paid in full.


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#1240
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"you have reached your quota of positive votes for the day"

seriously, Benito Mussolini tho? I'm at least Stalin level in competence, or this thread wouldn't be where it is right now.

 

Of all the fuckups any of the races did in the whole ME trilogy, no one fucked up as badly as the Asari. No one. When they intentionally withheld information about the Prothean beacon's existence on Thessia, they doomed billions of people to death in the Reaper war. The war could have been won before it even truly started, if only the Asari had shared this knowledge. 

 

The fuckups of the Salarians and Quarians don't even come close.

"you have reached your quota of positive votes for the day"

I already mentioned this a few pages back, but I guess being so incompetent that you nearly trigger a galactic extinction event is totally okay if you shake your ass so everyone forgets about it.

Perhaps we could learn something from them. Maybe the Council would have listened to us if the one relaying the message would have done this

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#1241
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The Quarians gave the Arc Pistol, Reegar, Adas, and by creating the Geth - the Geth pulse rifle, Javelin, Geth SMG and Geth Plasma Shotgun.

 

Quarian Spectres for ME4. :)



#1242
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That must happen a lot when you live in a suit.

don't condescend. I've only 6 fingers to use for visual assistance.


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#1243
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You know you dislike Geology when you're sat in bed listening to the Mass Effect 3 soundtrack doing everything BUT Geology.

 

I'm reading about the first Crusade.

 

No, rocks.

 

Must write about rocks.

 

You ever play Crusader Kings II? If not, try it. It's about as good a Medieval history game as any.



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don't condescend. I've only 6 fingers to use for visual assistance.


Hmm that makes me wonder. Would a chick with three fingers on each hand give better handjobs?

Youd think more fingers would be better

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Hmm that makes me wonder. Would a chick with three fingers on each hand give better handjobs?

Youd think more fingers would be better

 

Do you always play with only one hand, Nat?  :P


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#1246
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I shall try the game out. :)

 

And I am going to go to sleep now. Night.



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Hmm that makes me wonder. Would a chick with three fingers on each hand give better handjobs?

Youd think more fingers would be better

I'd think that would be more down to the palms, of which ours aren't significantly different from humans. Surface area difference is negligable due to our fingers being larger.

Footjobs, on the other hand.......


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#1248
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Do you always play with only one hand, Nat? :P


No. I do play porn on my phone when I play

#1249
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One last thing - Please do not get this thread closed because of ridiculous conversations which are disturbing. :)



#1250
nat in the hat

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I'd think that would be more down to the palms, of which ours aren't significantly different from humans. Surface area difference is negligable due to our fingers being larger.

Footjobs, on the other hand.......


I have never understood footjobs. Seriously nothing kills a porn faster than that. The chick is smoking hot. Hey let me screw your feet. Lol. Smh
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