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[TheN7Penguin]

I kill every Thalmor on sight.

 

I once accidentally snuck into their HQ. Started messing it up with every destruction spell I could find when I realised what it was.

[TheN7Penguin]

Also - Wood Elves are the best on Skyrim.

[DaemionMoadrin]

I lol everytime. 

BUT I THOUGHT THE REAPERS DIDN'T EXIST, JERKS. HOW DID THEY BLOW YOU UP?

It's too bad about those 10,000 poor, valiant soldiers who happened to be on that ship just doing their jobs with the three stooges, though. I guess I do have my regrets......

that I couldn't take the shot personally.

 

That video demonstrates that either BioWare has no clue what a nebula looks like or that the Council is completely stupid for putting their precious station in the middle of a space fog.

[TheN7Penguin]

It wasn't the Council who put it there. It was the Reapers.

[DaemionMoadrin]

It wasn't the Council who put it there. It was the Reapers.

 

Yes and the Asari and Salarian found it there thousands of years ago. Why is it still there? They could have moved it.

 

I doubt that all those particles that make up the "nebula" (space fog) are useful for anything but damaging all ships passing through. Just ask the NASA about moon dust.

[Dunmer of Redoran]

There is an answer to that too.
 

 

Destruction magic...it's kind of like magic in general in the game. Kind of underpowered unless you cycle-craft and get gamebreaking enchantments on every thing. I prefer to play a balanced and lore-friendly character without messing with the game mechanics in any way. Still, can't resist the temptation to dual-summon Dremora lords every once in a while. The cornball dialogue is just too funny to ignore.

 

Well, I didn't know that on my first playthrough... although the Thalmor are dicks.

 

They're dicks, sure, but they're so over-the-top that they're funny. Really, between them, the aforementioned Dremoras and the "Skyrim belongs to the NOOOORRRRRDS!" people, there's no subtlety whatsoever.

[DaemionMoadrin]

They're dicks, sure, but they're so over-the-top that they're funny. Really, between them, the aforementioned Dremoras and the "Skyrim belongs to the NOOOORRRRRDS!" people, there's no subtlety whatsoever.

 

I wish there had been an option like in Vampire - The Masquerade: Bloodlines. Play all the factions against each other, watch the fireworks and then skip town.

[Quarian Master Race]

Yes and the Asari and Salarian found it there thousands of years ago. Why is it still there? They could have moved it.

 

I doubt that all those particles that make up the "nebula" (space fog) are useful for anything but damaging all ships passing through. Just ask the NASA about moon dust.

They're protected by space magic mass effect fields

really, that one is elementary compared to the fact that elcor managed to become spacefairing despite not being bipedal, (so no free hands to feasibly even construct simple stone age hand tools let alone goddamn spacecraft) along with a physiology with massive energy requirements despite seeming to have no mouth or other means to ingest nutrition.

[Dunmer of Redoran]

I wish there had been an option like in Vampire - The Masquerade: Bloodlines. Play all the factions against each other, watch the fireworks and then skip town.

I think you mean "sip town" if you're a vampire.

[DaemionMoadrin]

I think you mean "sip town" if you're a vampire.

 

I'll have you know that I was a successful nightclub owner and had beautiful women clamoring to have their blood sucked by me.

 

But you know... after pissing off every single faction in town and killing a good bunch of them... a vacation sounded nice.

[NuclearTech76]

Approximately how big is this clue fruit? Will it even fit in an induction port? 

[TheN7Penguin]

Destruction spells look too cool to ignore.

[Quarian Master Race]

Approximately how big is this clue fruit? Will it even fit in an induction port? 

as long as it can be made into a smoothie like our favourite fruit, it'll work.

[nat in the hat]

The dragonborn dlc was a disappointment for me. I liked some of the stuff. But the island was so gray. I get it, its next to a valcano. Its just blan. And the riding dragon was a let down

[Quarian Master Race]

I don't know. My Altmer dragonborn is pretty impressive, too...

 

 

I'm sorry, but my Imperial Stormcloak (possible if you choose Imperial as a race and Stormcloak as a faction) werewolf thief assassin necromancer wearing N7 armour could easily beat the crap out of any Altmer or Dunmer, and then would revive their bodies to use as soldiers.

 

 

No, a squabble doesn't aspire to the same viciousness as a fight. Squabbling is more like two seagulls pulling pieces of garbage in opposite directions.

 

 

Altmer Dragonborn is such a waste without the option of being able to side with the Thalmor in Skyrim. Believe me, I'd have liked that choice, but it's just a really lacking selection.

 

 

Until the leveled enemies hit level 41 and are too powerful to reanimate.

 

 

Well, I didn't know that on my first playthrough... although the Thalmor are dicks.

 

 

I kill every Thalmor on sight.

 

I once accidentally snuck into their HQ. Started messing it up with every destruction spell I could find when I realised what it was.

 

 

Also - Wood Elves are the best on Skyrim.

 

 

Destruction magic...it's kind of like magic in general in the game. Kind of underpowered unless you cycle-craft and get gamebreaking enchantments on every thing. I prefer to play a balanced and lore-friendly character without messing with the game mechanics in any way. Still, can't resist the temptation to dual-summon Dremora lords every once in a while. The cornball dialogue is just too funny to ignore.

 

 

They're dicks, sure, but they're so over-the-top that they're funny. Really, between them, the aforementioned Dremoras and the "Skyrim belongs to the NOOOORRRRRDS!" people, there's no subtlety whatsoever.

 

 

I wish there had been an option like in Vampire - The Masquerade: Bloodlines. Play all the factions against each other, watch the fireworks and then skip town.

I'll have you know that I was a successful nightclub owner and had beautiful women clamoring to have their blood sucked by me.

 

But you know... after pissing off every single faction in town and killing a good bunch of them... a vacation sounded nice.

 

The dragonborn dlc was a disappointment for me. I liked some of the stuff. But the island was so gray. I get it, its next to a valcano. Its just blan. And the riding dragon was a let down

In case you didn't get the memo, this completely serious thread is about quarians, not Lord of the Rings. I've reported all your off topic trolling.

Enjoy yo barns.

[nat in the hat]

My barns? Is that quarian for home? They live in barns? Like animals?

[Teabaggin Krogan]

Lol Skyrim 

Praise the ****** sun \o/

[Creator Limbs]

you like that nerdy anime crap right? Because I've a more fitting avatar for you

 

-snip-

 

^Implying there was a fight. That implies mutual struggle. On an intellectual level, It was akin to me metaphorically punching a couple of babbies to death.

With science

 

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[Quarian Master Race]

My barns? Is that quarian for home? They live in barns? Like animals?

no, I used a meme that is older than the average age of this forum (fuckin old)

[TheN7Penguin]

Do you mean the average age of the people in the forum, or the average age of the forum itself?

[CrutchCricket]

My barns? Is that quarian for home? They live in barns? Like animals?

Silly man. Quarians wouldn't live in barns. They'd die in them.

 

Early quarian:

[TheN7Penguin]

Early human. What of it?

[nat in the hat]

Early human. What of it?

Still better lookin than tali

[TheN7Penguin]

I disagree.

[BurningLiquor]

Still better lookin than tali