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[SagaX]

Is... People really fighting and arguing about FICTIONAL superior races? So lame lets talk about dog and cat races instead, at least it has real life relevance. Or better yet, gameplay and strategy.

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

Is... People really fighting and arguing about FICTIONAL superior races? So lame lets talk about dog and cat races instead, at least it has real life relevance. Or better yet, gameplay and strategy.

 

Don't be sore loser, play QUASAAA!!!

[Rapid Ignis]

Ardat-Yakshi get more powerful with every mind we scramble...

This unit is interested in the Ardat-Yakshi phenomenon, how exactly does scrambling another organic's mind help you?

[Deerber]

Is... People really fighting and arguing about FICTIONAL superior races? So lame lets talk about dog and cat races instead, at least it has real life relevance. Or better yet, gameplay and strategy.

 

That's been done over and over and over and over again, and pretty much all that was worth saying has been said already.

 

To sum it all up: go around and kill things.

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

This unit is interested in the Ardat-Yakshi phenomenon, how exactly does scrambling another organic's mind help you?

When I invade a victim's mind, I take away more than their life but also any biotic power that may be present...

[Rapid Ignis]

When I invade a victim's mind, I take away more than their life but also any biotic power that may be present...

This unit understands.  It is like hacking into an opponent's operating system and taking their hardware for your own consensus.  We seem to have much more in common than our consensus first thought.

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

This unit understands.  It is like hacking into an opponent's operating system and taking their hardware for your own consensus.  We seem to have much more in common than our consensus first thought.

I am quite glad that we can agree on something... You don't have to worry about me anyway, as I can't do that to you...

[RidiculousMammal]

None of you are master races.  You're all pitiful and deluded.

 

Quarian - death by sneezing - genetically inferior.  Can't hold onto their own planet.  Take off the mask, everyday isn't a motorcycle ride.  I've heard the accent, I know you're really from Croatia you posers.

 

Salarian - "science is our best defense"  then engineer yourself an ass, Geico.  Again, genetically inferior.  You cannot win a war with minimal poo storage.

 

Krogan - giant African monitor lizards with tiny brains that run their planet like a cross eyed captain on the Exxon Valdes.  Let's headbutt!  Concussions are GOOD for you- Can anyone remember where I left my keys?

 

Geth - consensus : too stupid to kill the Quarians in the first place.  I liked you guys better when you just called yourself Borg.

 

Turian - biggest military in the galaxy whoopti doo, can't dodge a slow moving projectile!  Help build a superior military ship, then gave it to the humans basically.  Idiotic hairless cat faces.

 

Volus - midgets who BUY sex! so much so that they have NO females in 3 games!  good luck spreading your genes, teapot.

 

Asari - space lesbians- very believable.... so uhh no fat chicks on Thessia?  All of them stay looking slim and fit for 999 years, then on their 1000th birthday get double Ds?  ..... gee I wonder if a DUDE came up with this.  I don't remember what my original point was, someone help me out here.

 

And last but least... Humans -  Believes that they can win an impossible war because their leader is handsome! HANDSOME!  That's their requirement!  Stupid monkeys relying on ancient mating perceptions to solve real world problems,  If you remember the show Lost, this was exactly how they chose their leader.  That leader coincidentally was named Shepard- Jack Shepard.  I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the writers of Mass Effect... Michael Cut and Jeffrey Paste.   Anyway, I hope you poison your planet to the point of no return before you even dream of going to Mars.  Pathetic weak simians!

Modifié par RidiculousMammal, 19 mars 2015 - 06:00 .

[The NightMan Cometh]

Op, you realize this isn't going to stop.....right?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

None of you are master races.  You're all pitiful and deluded.

 

Quarian - death by sneezing - genetically inferior.  Can't hold onto their own planet.  Take off the mask.  I've heard the accent, I know you're really from Croatia you posers.

 

Salarian - "science is our best defense"  then engineer yourself an ass, Geico.  Again, genetically inferior.  You cannot win a war with minimal poo storage.

 

Krogan - giant African monitor lizards with tiny brains that run their planet like a cross eyed captain on the Exxon Valdes.

 

Geth - consensus : too stupid to kill the Quarians in the first place.  I liked you guys better when you just called yourself Borg.

 

Turian - biggest military in the galaxy whoopti doo, can't dodge a slow moving projectile!  Help build a superior military ship, then gave it to the humans basically.

 

Volus - midgets who BUY sex! so much so that they have NO females in 3 games!  good luck spreading your genes, teapot.

 

Asari - space lesbians- very believable.... so uhh no fat chicks on Thessia?  All of them stay looking slim and fit for 999 years, then on their 1000th b-day get double Ds?  ..... gee I wonder if a DUDE came up with this.  I don't remember what my original point was, someone help me out here.

 

And last but least... Humans -  Believes that they can win an impossible war because their leader is handsome! HANDSOME!  That's all they need!  Stupid monkeys relying on ancient mating perceptions to solve real world problems,  If you remember the show Lost, this was exactly how they made their leader.  That leader coincidentally was named Shepard- Jack Shepard.  Anyway, I hope you poison your planet to the point of no return before you set foot on Mars.

Don't forget the Vorcha, Reapers, Collectors, and hamster!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Op, you realize this isn't going to stop.....right?

I'd say it was well executed then.

[RidiculousMammal]

Don't forget the Vorcha, Reapers, Collectors, and hamster!

 

  They're cool.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

  They're cool.

Racist.

[RidiculousMammal]

Don't forget the Vorcha, Reapers, Collectors, and hamster!

 

  Actually you know what?  Scratch that...

 

Collectors - You're not a collector, you're a HOARDER.  Call it what it is!  Don't be a *****.

 

Vorcha - We don't do anything, we're just here as Mass Effect universe race filler.  Oh yeah, please bring us your priceless technology....what do you call them again?  CLOOOOTHES?  Am I pronouncing that right?

 

Hamster - pet Krogan food. nuff said.

 

Reaper - Isn't he the guy who did the commercials for J-E-L-L-O?

 

 

 

... Oh how embarassing, I misread that.  I didn't see the "E" after "R".

[Learn To Love Yourself]

  Actually you know what?  Scratch that...

 

Collectors - You're not a collector, you're a HOARDER.  Call it what it is!  Don't be a *****.

 

Vorcha - We don't do anything, we're just here as Mass Effect universe race filler.  Oh yeah, please bring us your priceless technology....what do you call them again?  CLOOOOTHES?  Am I pronouncing that right?

 

Hamster - pet Krogan food. nuff said.

 

Reaper - Isn't he the guy who did the commercials for J-E-L-L-O?

 

 

 

... Oh how embarassing, I misread that.  I didn't see the "e" after "r".

Damnit!  For the first time, I'm out of likes!  I should have really kept track!

[Terriermon314]

  Actually you know what?  Scratch that...

 

Collectors - You're not a collector, you're a HOARDER.  Call it what it is!  Don't be a *****.

 

Vorcha - We don't do anything, we're just here as Mass Effect universe race filler.  Oh yeah, please bring us your priceless technology....what do you call them again?  CLOOOOTHES?  Am I pronouncing that right?

 

Hamster - pet Krogan food. nuff said.

 

Reaper - Isn't he the guy who did the commercials for J-E-L-L-O?

 

 

 

... Oh how embarassing, I misread that.  I didn't see the "e" after "r".

What about the ________s though? T_T I feel so left out now.

[Rapid Ignis]

I am quite glad that we can agree on something... You don't have to worry about me anyway, as I can't do that to you...

This unit is quite aware, it is most likely that we are the only ones around here who would feel comfortable hugging you.  Would you like a hug?  Our research indicates most oraganics like hugs.

[RidiculousMammal]

What about the ________s though? T_T I feel so left out now.

 

You're a bunch of nothings.

 

 

I will put all of you into the vacuum of space stacking nothing on nothing until you become infinite nothing.

Then I will send all of you to the oven on Reactor where you will fry into heated nothings.

And I shall rejoice in your silent screams of pain.

[Terriermon314]

You're a bunch of nothings.

 

 

I will put all of you into the vacuum of space stacking nothing on nothing until you become infinite nothing.

Then I will send all of you to the oven on Reactor where you will fry into heated nothings.

And I shall rejoice in your silent screams of pain.

One issue: How can nothing scream though?

[DarkOrgasm]

  Actually you know what?  Scratch that...

 

Collectors - You're not a collector, you're a HOARDER.  Call it what it is!  Don't be a *****.

 

Vorcha - We don't do anything, we're just here as Mass Effect universe race filler.  Oh yeah, please bring us your priceless technology....what do you call them again?  CLOOOOTHES?  Am I pronouncing that right?

 

Hamster - pet Krogan food. nuff said.

 

Reaper - Isn't he the guy who did the commercials for J-E-L-L-O?

 

 

 

... Oh how embarassing, I misread that.  I didn't see the "E" after "R".

Collectors-  only fart out bees...

 

Vorcha  - boogers, snot and phlegm they are afraid of Big Machines - go now

 

Hamsters - what keeps EA servers running...sometimes.

[RidiculousMammal]

One issue: How can nothing scream though?

 

If nothing exists, then how can it BE?

[RidiculousMammal]

Damnit!  For the first time, I'm out of likes!  I should have really kept track!

 

  The fact that you ran out of *likes*, means your *likes" have diminishing value.  Therefore, Poster X "like" is to 1 U.S. dollar is to Krogan_supreme_species's "like" is to 1,000,000,000 pesos.

[Ardat-Yakshi Master Race]

 

Asari - space lesbians- very believable.... so uhh no fat chicks on Thessia?  All of them stay looking slim and fit for 999 years, then on their 1000th birthday get double Ds?  ..... gee I wonder if a DUDE came up with this.  I don't remember what my original point was, someone help me out here.

 

 

And that is bad because? *goes around slaughtering with sexiness and eternity's embrace*

 

 

This unit is quite aware, it is most likely that we are the only ones around here who would feel comfortable hugging you.  Would you like a hug?  Our research indicates most oraganics like hugs.

 

*hugs akwardly, only to accidentally shock it*