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[DarkOrgasm]

I had a very good game with a girl gamer on XBox Live the other day, as a matter of fact, and she was surprisingly good.  She scored right in between Big Foot and the Tooth Fairy.

 

Then she made sandwiches, provided me with a lot of non-judgemental, emotional support for a variety of my goals, and didn't make everything out to be about her at all.  You might say she was the perfect girl.

 

Then Santa Claus flew in through the window on the back of Iron Man and gave me a high five while handing me an Xbox One, which the altruistic, patient, and independent girl was actually okay with, not forcing me to return it up Santa's chimney, as she understood how meaningful and enjoyable games are to my life and are totally not an unproductive total waste of time.

Have you told your wife about this mistress of yours?

[nat in the hat]

I was blacked out last night. lol I seriously do not remember these posts Sorry to all

[Quarian Master Race]

My hypothesis is that it may have something to do with creepy, desperate Xbox players who do weird things like posting threads looking for a date on BSN.

Video games aren't goddamn snapchat

[nat in the hat]

My hypothesis is that it may have something to do with creepy, desperate Xbox players who do weird things like posting threads looking for a date on BSN.

Video games aren't goddamn snapchat

Didnt two people get married from xbox live ME3?

[Asari Master Race]

All I know is that woman can not compete with men

  

I am always stuck with a sausage fest.

Because of your prehistoric thoughts of women you've posted, I'm not surprised that your stuck with a sausage fest.

[nat in the hat]

Prehistoric? Can you name the last time a woman scored a touchdown in the NFL?

I am joking most of the time. I am really not misogynistic

[Asari Master Race]

Prehistoric? Can you name the last time a woman scored a touchdown in the NFL?
I am joking most of the time. I am really not misogynistic

Can you name the last football player to squeeze a football sized human out of their vagina?

[nat in the hat]

Can you name the last football player to squeeze a football sized human out of their vagina?

http://en.wikipedia....nior_(1994_film)

[NuclearTech76]

Didnt two people get married from xbox live ME3?

Yep, both are pretty awesome people. 

[Asari Master Race]

Yep, both are pretty awesome people.

MegaBeast & Bliss I assume your talking about. But there is others who have fell in love David Diablo & Akire, Jugger Nuggss & Smeckie or they fell in love with each other's moms. I'm a little confused to be honest.

[Asari Master Race]

Almost forgot Deerber and CS too.

[NuclearTech76]

Here's a naked and literally scorching hot grill...

 

 

and they say grills don't exist in the internet. Look harder scurbs!

I like this one better:

[David Diablo]

MegaBeast & Bliss I assume your talking about. But there is others who have fell in love David Diablo & Akire, Jugger Nuggss & Smeckie or they fell in love with each other's moms. I'm a little confused to be honest.

 

I'm still laughing!     

[Nitrocuban]

Grills playen games?

LOL

[kouzrah]

While I wouldn't mind most of the girls I knew on Xbox dancing on a pole (KJ, Kouzrah, etc.) they would seriously shame most players.

1v1mebabby pole dancing

(I've actually never played on xbox btw)

[EviiiL Jus7iiCe]

Didnt two people get married from xbox live ME3?

Yes me and my wife. Married 20.2 this year. We know each other since February '12. It happens... And there is nothing bad about it.

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

MegaBeast & Bliss I assume your talking about. But there is others who have fell in love David Diablo & Akire, Jugger Nuggss & Smeckie or they fell in love with each other's moms. I'm a little confused to be honest.

 

Swords and Limbs were supposed to get married at one point, but he got caught spilling his green tea in other keyboards so that didn't happen.

[._.]

Xbox girl (ex) ME3 players > pc

[J. Peterman]

dumdum?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Grill gamers be like

[Caineghis2500]

There's plenty. I've found that most of them have not so obvious girly GT's

[nat in the hat]

Listen I am a stupid drunk idiot who makes posts and then sees them the next morning and wishes he could delete them. Can we stop bumping them?

[frank_is_crank]

Listen I am a stupid drunk idiot who makes posts and then sees them the next morning and wishes he could delete them. Can we stop bumping them?

 

no

[nat in the hat]

no

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