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[nat in the hat]

Uhg i feel like ****. Sorry about the drunkeness

[NuclearTech76]

I'm sorry you lost me at Krogan threeway. How the **** would that even work?

[smeckie]

Is this part of the HORRA BO series?

[NuclearTech76]

Is this part of the HORRA BO series?

WTF is that some Krogan Romance Novel series? 

[smeckie]

WTF is that some Krogan Romance Novel series?

Crapper masterpiece. http://forum.bioware...ayer/?hl= horra

[Quarian Master Race]

Asari. Turians. Salarians. Drell. Hanar. But his favorite to kill was the quarians. Haha. So squishy

This is retarded even by krogan standards. Your kranttless pyjak obviously hasn't killed a thing (unsurprising considering your inferior plebeian race skill level).

Urdnot Grunt: "Less than a finger deep to sever your spine. You're soft. Asari, Salarians, all soft. Quarians.....not so much."

He wasn't even a week old and knew this. Obviously, your krogan is depressed and drunk (aren't real krogan supposed to have tolerance, wuss?) on asari wine in an Uvenk dumpster, and is making shite up in an elaborate fantasy to compensate for the fact that Kal'Reegar went on pilgrimage to Tuchanka, beat him up and took his two mentioned lady krogan friends back to the Fleet to show them his.....ahem.....rocket launcher.

I'd hand him a Claymore out of pity to help get revenge, but he is so weak that he would probably drop it and blow his own sissy, brooding quad off with it (assuming that he actually even has one). Or he'd, probably just put it in his own mouth to end the nightmares of the quarian beating he received.

 

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

This is retarded even by krogan standards. Your kranttless pyjak obviously hasn't killed a thing (unsurprising considering your inferior plebeian race skill level).

Urdnot Grunt: "Less than a finger deep to sever your spine. You're soft. Asari, Salarians, all soft. Quarians.....not so much."

He wasn't even a week old and knew this. Obviously, your krogan is depressed and drunk (aren't real krogan supposed to have tolerance, wuss?) on asari wine in an Uvenk dumpster, and is making shite up in an elaborate fantasy to compensate for the fact that Kal'Reegar went on pilgrimage to Tuchanka, beat him up and took his two mentioned lady krogan friends back to the Fleet to show them his.....ahem.....rocket launcher.

I'd hand him a Claymore out of pity to help get revenge, but he is so weak that he would probably drop it and blow his own sissy, brooding quad off with it (assuming that he actually even has one). Or he'd, probably just put it in his own mouth to end the nightmares of the quarian beating he received.

 

This is cruel and bitter even by Quarian Master Race standards.

[nat in the hat]

This is retarded even by krogan standards. Your kranttless pyjak obviously hasn't killed a thing (unsurprising considering your inferior plebeian race skill level).

Urdnot Grunt: "Less than a finger deep to sever your spine. You're soft. Asari, Salarians, all soft. Quarians.....not so much."

He wasn't even a week old and knew this. Obviously, your krogan is depressed and drunk (aren't real krogan supposed to have tolerance, wuss?) on asari wine in an Uvenk dumpster, and is making shite up in an elaborate fantasy to compensate for the fact that Kal'Reegar went on pilgrimage to Tuchanka, beat him up and took his two mentioned lady krogan friends back to the Fleet to show them his.....ahem.....rocket launcher.

I'd hand him a Claymore out of pity to help get revenge, but he is so weak that he would probably drop it and blow his own sissy, brooding quad off with it (assuming that he actually even has one). Or he'd, probably just put it in his own mouth to end the nightmares of the quarian beating he received.

Someones butthurt

[Quarian Master Race]

Someones butthurt

I'm proud of you. Admitting it is the first step. Perhps your krogan can get out of the dumpster and go to Random Ryncolholics (or whatever krogan analogue to AA is).

[nat in the hat]

I'm proud of you. Admitting it is the first step. Perhps your krogan can get out of the dumpster and go to Random Ryncolholics (or whatever krogan analogue to AA is).

The best reply is with a. Quote!

Also, you continue to post in my thread unironically despite (claiming to) knowing my intentions.

It's k. I know you secretly love me and can't resist. You needn't be embarrased. I'm pretty amazing, I know, and I greatly appreciate the thread bumps anyway.

[Quarian Master Race]

The best reply is with a. Quote!
 

Drunkard posts in quoted quarianthread: 13

Quarian posts in this drunkardthread: 2 (not counting this acerbic scoreboard as an actual post.)

Drunkard threads about Quarian: over 9000

Quarian threads about drunkard: 0

It is clear that the jimmies are rustling softly. 

I only need a single post to checkmate every thread I enter, anyway.

[nat in the hat]

If you wanna compare the two threads one is on page two and the other is on page what 11? So of course ones gonna have most posts. But I have nothing better to do with my life especially at work where I sit in front of a computer all day. I could in the end care less about the "master race war" but if we are quoting people from ME2. Your beloved Kal Reegar even agreed with Shepard about the quarians losing the war vs the geth during Tali's loyality mission.

[SirDieAL0t]

I'm sorry you lost me at Krogan threeway. How the **** would that even work?

 

 

[Dunmer of Redoran]

My Human Sentinel, Gerard Bellamy, once suffered a herniated disc when he got shot from behind by a Geth Prime. Fortunately some medigel and a surgery got him back as good as new.

 

That's the only back story I can think of, at any rate.

[nat in the hat]

My Human Female Soldiers name Is  Jemma Kirk and her father was an Alliance Captain for about 22 minutes while a Reaper ship (Sovereign) destroyed his ship...She is a drunk and was convinced to join the Alliance by 1 of her fathers oldest friends.

Sounds like a shitty movie