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and says 'The highballs are on me!'

 

This walks into a bar and orders a drink,

 

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The bartender yells 'get out!  we don't serve breakfast here!'

 



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Lmao



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I want more StarReborn threads

 

Biower

 

pls

 

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BioWareMod03... Why?



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Degenerate Rakia Time

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but what happens when a jawa walks in to a bar?



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but what happens when a jawa walks in to a bar?


Ouch?
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TheChris92

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And then what happened?



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This guy walks into a bar,

 

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The bartender says  'Hey bud, why the long face?'



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This guy walks into a bar:

 

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The bartender says 'We don't serve your kind here!'

 

He replies "Why not, I am a fun guy!"



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A straight man walks into a bar and then says "oh no this is a gay bar!" he then walks out and finds a regular bar. The end.



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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "five beers, please."



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Why was the little strawberry crying?

 

Because his parents were in a jam.



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A blonde and a brunette walk into a bar, the brunette ducks...


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but what happens when a jawa walks in to a bar?

Ooo-teeenee!!

 

Spoiler


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I.. have so many pub jokes.. so many.

 

man walks in to a bar on a Tuesday and orders 2 beers he goes to an empty table and places 1 pint at an empty seat. after an hour the staff ger suspicious and ask whats going on.

"Oh my twin brother emigrated recently and we alwats went out drinking on Tuesdays. so we agreed to both buy 2 pints on a tuesday. " the man explained. so after time his weirg ritual became a cusrom and the staff began haveing 2 pints ready for the man.

then one Tuesday the man coms in as useual and orders 1 pint.

the Staff are stunned pour the single pint. OMG the poor guy.

so the man goes to his seat. as usual.

the watress comes over. "Sorry about your brother. " she says.

The man looks up.

"Oh my blothers fine. but the Doctor told me i cant drink anymore." the man repltes