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[Degenerate Rakia Time]

alright, before we get this started i'll need 25 volunteers to fill the ranks, i won't be adding extra people later in order to increase the chances of alien victory

[Johnnie Walker]

Put OWA and E-Ro in.

E-Ro needs to learn his place via OWA giving him lashings.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

oh and one other thing, any preference on second wave options?

[KingTony]

I'll step up to combat these motherfuckers.

[Jock Cranley]

I will happily die in the first mission! 

[mousestalker]

I make excellent cannon fodder.

[ruggly]

I'm good at dying.

[Dobby]

I've already died once, I can die again! 

[Jorji Costava]

I'd also like to join in on the dying horribly business, preferably by alien parasite if possible.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

thank you for volunteering, and after a few others got drafted it's time to introduce humanity's last hope....god help us...

 

if you're wondering why some people have dots in their names - its because XCOM hates one namers

 

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[Jock Cranley]

 

Apparently I'm Jewish!

[LPPrince]

Why not?

[mousestalker]

How come Fast Jimmy gets the good hat?

Sheesh...

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Time for the first mission, a reaally short one

 

 

As the alien menace reveals itself by abducting people at several locations

Despair Demon volunteers to lead the defense of his homeland

Joined by Cranley, Jorji Costava and Eternal Phoenix, the team heads to Australia

 

 

As soon as they land Despair Demon rushes forward and kicks down the door in front of him

...crap...

 

he gets a face full of plasma for his intrusion

 

keeping his cool, Demon could almost hear Doctor Vahlen's complaints as he tosses a grenade

BOOM!!!

 

outside the building Jorgi and Jock make quick work of the other 2 sectoids

its a good day when everyone gets to go home, banged up but alive

[Fast Jimmy]

How come Fast Jimmy gets the good hat?

Sheesh...

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

meanwhile, guess where's Johnnie

[ruggly]

Canada? Close enough.

 

[The Jackal]

Can I join. 

[The Love Runner]

Yes! It's time to be tactical!

[The Jackal]

How do we play. This is my first time. (That's what she said I know)

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

After the XCOM Project shoots down its first ever UFO silence fills the base as the ruggedly handsome commander enters the barracks

Listen up ladies, we have a UFO crash in Japan, as our expert on the local culture Sim is in charge, im looking for 3 volunteers

 

*sounds of grasshoppers chirping*

 

A obviously intoxicated Walker steps forward

*hic* I'll go, and so will he

 

She drags Recon by his hair

 

Why always me!?

 

CrazyRah steps forward confidently

For glorious death

 

As our intrepid heroes land they are surrounded by a mildly depressing forest

 

It's quiet, too-

 

Shut up

 

Oh come on, what could go wrong?

 

I died and woke up in B movie hell...

 

Suddenly, a wild sectoid appears

 

taking cover behind a conveniently placed tree Walker takes the first shot

 

followed by CrazyRah

rushing over to the Meld canister Sim manages to ****** off the locals

but he gets lucky twice

 

Derpy guide my hand

 

as Recon's grenade kills one xeno it also destroys a second one's cover, leaving it wide open for a shot from CrazyRah

Walker finishes the last sectoid

 

**** no one died!!!

[Dean_the_Young]

Eh, throw my name in there too if you have a slot. I've always wanted to be a giant robot, so make me a mech.

[Leo Chingkwake]

I love this game, man. Good read.