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[Dio Demon]

Rah's comment at the end made me snort. Keep it up.

[Leo]

Liking this, keep it up.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Brisbane, Australia. Of course it would be. Good stuff though, keep it up Rakia!

[Dio Demon]

Brisbane, Australia. Of course it would be. Good stuff though, keep it up Rakia!

Don't worry. The floods will wash out what's left of the aliens...

 

What... too soon?

 

THE FLOODS HAPPEN ANNUALLY!

[L. Han]

Throw in Long War mod, it's got a ton of new stuff in it.

 

And put in some second wave options! Like randomized stats and randomized stat gain so you can add a bit of personality on them.

[Il Divo]

Just started a second XCOM Enemy Within playthrough about a week ago. I would absolutely kill for either a sequel or another expansion to this game. 

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

welp, someone died, wanna guess who?

[Dio Demon]

welp, someone died, wanna guess who?

Rah.

 

And just after Sim joined.

[Eternal Phoenix]

welp, someone died, wanna guess who?

 

Dobby?

 

It was Sim's fault wasn't it?

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

goddamn another one i'll do a couple more missions and after that i'll try to write some dialogue

 

 

 

Coming soon on Firaxis's Agents of XCOM - Dermain breaks the fourth wall, TheBunz puts his charm to work and what is hiding under mousestalker's bed?

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Dobby?
 
It was Sim's fault wasn't it?

Little off-topic, but if you do not post a Patrick Bateman picture on your 7,777th post, I will send Zombie T to your location.

[Dio Demon]

what is hiding under mousestalker's bed?

Knights.

 

He's Mousestalker's slave. He just escaped and is hiding under her bed.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Knights.

 

He's Mousestalker's slave. He just escaped and is hiding under her bed.

 

That was really random lol.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

That was really random lol.

you want random you should read the scene of Doctor Vahlen giving TheBunz a physical

[Dio Demon]

That was really random lol.

I'm funny in an unpredictable way.

 

This is random.

 

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Another day without aliens, this job is turning out to be easy, the Commander thought

 

*loud ring*

COMMANDER TO THE SITUATION ROOM

 

*sigh* there go my plans of curling up on the couch to play Madden

Entering the situation room the Commander stares angrily at the face on the screen

And who the **** are you?

 

The great and powerful Oz, the guy who signs your paycheck

 

Oh, and what do you desire your highness?

 

A...valuable...shipment is stuck in a train yard in France, aliens have moved in and planted bombs, move in, disable the bombs and SECURE MY CONTAINER

 

Sounds like a job for the A-TEAM!!!

 

 

As they exit the Sky Ranger the team is almost immediately attacked by human looking aliens, angered by this perversion Soronarr steps forward ignoring cover

 

Missing his shot, luckily Phoenix is there

 

 

Get to cover you lunatic

 

Just so you know, if you leave yourself open again and die, i've got dibs on your corpse

 

Having climbed on top of a train car, MOV spots the next enemy

 

 

 

I wonder how they taste?

 

We really need to start giving new members mental exams

 

Distracted by his culinary fantasies MOV doesnt notice as the sectoid moves in to flank him

 

 

Nooooooo

 

Shocked by the death of her mentally disturbed comrade Dobby curls up in a fetal position

 

Driven by a righteous fury Soronarr rushes the alien

XENOS SCUM!!! EXTERMINATUS!!!

 

 

On the bright side, our corpses are safe...

 

With the bomb defused...

And the aliens dead, Eternal Phoenix locates Oz's container

Let's see here

 

He slowly opens the door....

 

So this is what MOV died for?

 

Dobby shakes her head as she looks at the container full of mascot costumes

 

**** this job...

 

[ChrisRudson]

You're putting a lot of effort into this. Nice job.

[Lotion Soronarr]

And Sim wasn't even leading this team.

 

His influence is now expanding beyond his physical presence!

[LPPrince]

lol

 

Made me chuckle

 

Bet your ass you got me my *expletive* container

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

XCOM HQ, MOV'S FUNERAL

 

I can't believe he's gone...

 

Excuse me but you have really nice legs, when do they open?

 

*WHACK*

his head spinning from the hit but undeterred by the violent rejection TheBunz switches targets

 

May i play motorboat?

 

EEK

 

*SMACK*

rejected yet again our brave Romeo moves to his next target

 

I'm like a Rubik's cube, the more you play with me the harder i get

 

YOU MYSOGONIST  PIG GET YOUR CISHET ASS OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND GIVE THEM AS TRIBUTE TO ANITA!!!

 

Rebuked yet again TheBunz finds his way to the bar, where he spots his final opportunity

 

Hey baby, wanna sharpen my pencil?

 

...

 

As the bottle hits his head TheBunz finally realizes that actions speak louder than words, maybe joining OneWomanArmy's team for the next mission will help win her affections



After a short ride the team arrives at the cemetery

 

  How many of us do you think will remain here?

 

None, i will whip you back to life if i have to

 

Yes Goddess

 

Silence, my dominatrix senses are tingling

 

 

Okay boys, the one with the most kills gets to be my toy tonight

 

the three men rush forward to impress OneWomanArmy

E-Ro draws first blood


while TheBunz suffers from blood loss...


E-Ro gets another one

 

mybudgee gets his first and the neural feedback kills another

 

Take that E-Ro, 2 for the price of one, victory will be mi-

 

 

Slow and steady wins the race

 

Mommy, get me out of here

 

E-ro could almost feel his impending punishment as he kills the last 2 sectoids

 

Good boy

 

She glares at the other battered survivour

 

And you are useless

 

Ah well, at least chicks dig scars

 

As the team drags mybudgee's lifeless corpse to the Sky Ranger a figure watches them from the shadows

 

MWAHAHAHA, peeerfect

 

a few hours later, XCOM HQ sleeping quarters

 

a quiet chirp wakes mousestalker from her sleep, quickly getting to her feet she surveys the room

 

Nothing

 

 

as the sound repeats itself she discovers its origin, preparing for the worst she looks under her bed

 

My favorite position is the serial killer

 

OUT!!!

 

*CRACK*
 

[Morty Smith]

My favorite position is the serial killer

 

This story finally got it´s protagonist.

[Dobby]

Haha I love this! I lol'd quite a few times, it's very funny.

 

Sad too see MOV and mybudgee gone so soon though. 

[Leo]

This story finally got it´s protagonist.

 

Only if he doesn't get unceremoniously killed like in the Darkest Dungeon LP.