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What I would suggest to Bioware (for DAI) if I worked for them.


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So... guys are walking talking phallus, gay women are basically straight men and straight women would bang a tree.  Good to know.


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Eh....I think Cassandra has a gorgeous facial structure. I don't find her masculine at all (since she can rock a pixie - not everyone can do that).

 

But as others said....I prefer Bioware's ideas to yours.


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WildOrchid

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I can't. I don't pretend to speak for all straight males like myself, unlike you.

Neither do I pretend to understand what people with other sexual preferences all like. Because lets not pretend here you're not trying to speak for every sexuality as if you are THE authority.

Quite frankly, you are a joke.

 

F00king preach.

People who pretend to know what others prefer/like or speak for everyone are some of the worst kind.

 

 

Also god, the bsn mods are a joke.



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I'm not sure what country you guys are from to want to silence me so much. But here in the USA I'm used to the 1st amendment, free speech. I would never want any of your posts to be moderated, locked, silenced or deleted.  I encourage free speech. 

 

This isn't north korea.



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So... guys are walking talking phallus, gay women are basically straight men and straight women would bang a tree.  Good to know.

 

I also liked the way, lesbians need a bathtub scene to talk about how the feel and straight women need to see man on man action and have an LI with emotions.

 

I'm learning so much from the OP. 


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Brevnau

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I also liked the way, lesbians need a bathtub scene to talk about how the feel and straight women need to see man on man action and have an LI with emotions.

 

I'm learning so much from the OP. 

 

I based that knowledge upon metacritic ratings from a popular lesbian movie.  I don't just make these stats up for the hell of it.  I've also been forced to watch the entire full episodes of sex and the city and the L word. I know what lesbians like, because I like the same thing.



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I'm not sure what country you guys are from to want to silence me so much. But here in the USA I'm used to the 1st amendment, free speech. I would never want any of your posts to be moderated, locked, silenced or deleted.  I encourage free speech. 

 

This isn't north korea.

 

Playing the American card?.... Really?

 

American here, we revolve your free speech :P



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I also liked the way, lesbians need a bathtub scene to talk about how the feel and straight women need to see man on man action and have an LI with emotions.

 

I'm learning so much from the OP. 

Me too. I learned more about what I should want as a straight female.


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I'm not sure what country you guys are from to want to silence me so much. But here in the USA I'm used to the 1st amendment, free speech. I would never want any of your posts to be moderated, locked, silenced or deleted.  I encourage free speech. 

 

This isn't north korea.

 

Awesome; the free speech argument.

 

I'm not american, but I do know that the 1st amendment applies to the government.

 

In that the government can't stop you from saying what you want to say by creating a law. Since Mods and forum goers are not the US government, we can all you out on your shite.

 

For future reference this is what your 1st amendment actually says.

 

The First Amendment (Amendment I) to the United States Constitution prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, abridging the freedom of speech, infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances. It was adopted on December 15, 1791, as one of the ten amendments that constitute the Bill of Rights.


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Also god, the bsn mods are a joke.

 

In honesty this thread has been up barely 30 minutes.

If I was a mod, I wouldn't read BSN all day  :blink:

 

In any case...

 

... I would never want any of your posts to be moderated, locked, silenced or deleted.  I encourage free speech. ...

 

Bevnau is probably right about about the ability to post it, it is Feedback about DAI after all.

I just wish it didn't go over (in my opinion foolish) ground that had been argued about so many times...


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Brevnau

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Me too. I learned more about what I should want as a straight female.

 

As a straight female you want a guy who listens to you and acknowledges how you feel, but isn't a push over and knows when to take charge. You're also open to bi curious scenarios because you want to please your man. Secretly you enjoy watching guy on guy romance scenes in games. Trust me, I know what you want.


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Alright, OP, you got me to laugh.

 

You get points for that at least. 


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In honesty this thread has been up barely 30 minutes.

If I was a mod, I wouldn't read BSN all day  :blink:

 

Eh, I've seen forums that are way worse than BSN lol

 

 

As a straight female you want a guy who listens to you and acknowledges how you feel, but isn't a push over and knows when to take charge. You're also open to bi curious scenarios because you want to please your man. Secretly you enjoy watching guy on guy romance scenes in games. Trust me, I know what you want.

 

Oh lawd



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I based that knowledge upon metacritic ratings from a popular lesbian movie.  I don't just make these stats up for the hell of it.  I've also been forced to watch the entire full episodes of sex and the city and the L word. I know what lesbians like, because I like the same thing.

 

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I just want David Gaider to admit that Cassandra Pentaghast was originally intended to be a lesbian romance with her being the butch man role.



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There are relief workers in disaster-stricken regions who don't put as much effort into calling attention to their issues.


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Brevnau, if you were to apply this same level of energy and persistence into getting an actual girlfriend, you'd undoubtedly have one by now and then none of this would matter to you. I say this not to be rude or cruel. It is genuinely alarming how obsessed you are with DAI's pixelated love interests. It is not healthy.

Seriously, its time for you to put the games away and get some perspective.
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As a straight female you want a guy who listens to you and acknowledges how you feel, but isn't a push over and knows when to take charge. You're also open to bi curious scenarios because you want to please your man. Secretly you enjoy watching guy on guy romance scenes in games. Trust me, I know what you want.

No, I do not. You do not know me.



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I based that knowledge upon metacritic ratings from a popular lesbian movie.  I don't just make these stats up for the hell of it.  I've also been forced to watch the entire full episodes of sex and the city and the L word. I know what lesbians like, because I like the same thing.

 

I doubt all lesbians like the same thing as you because 'shocker' attractiveness is subjective. 

 

As a straight female you want a guy who listens to you and acknowledges how you feel, but isn't a push over and knows when to take charge. You're also open to bi curious scenarios because you want to please your man. Secretly you enjoy watching guy on guy romance scenes in games. Trust me, I know what you want.

 

the bolded part made my laugh so hard, I almost spit out my tea.

 

See that straight women, be open to bi scenarios to please your man.



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Brevnau, if you were to apply this same level of energy and persistence into getting an actual girlfriend, you'd undoubtedly have one by now and then none of this would matter to you. I say this not to be rude or cruel. It is genuinely alarming how obsessed you are with DAI's pixelated love interests. It is not healthy.

Seriously, its time for you to put the games away and get some perspective.

 

You don't understand. Even if I got a girlfriend in real life, Cassandra Pentaghast would still look like a man.  How does me getting a girlfriend unman cassandra?



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I just want David Gaider to admit that Cassandra Pentaghast was originally intended to be a lesbian romance with her being the butch man role.

 

The things I want to say but can't because of site rules 


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Something about stereotypical gay / straight men / woman, hair, art, mechanics and lots of people (apparently) getting fired.  And I assume the hair, art and mechanics are supposed to appeal to the stereotypical gay / straight men / women.  SO, you want Bioware to transform DAI into an LGBT and straight friendly musical (of sorts) that is a mixture of certain aspects of My So Called Life, Dawson's Creek, Felicity, Roswell and Smallville (all those for the angst and drama specifically - Roswell and Smallville for Magics / Powers), Fame (the 80's TV series, not movie), Rent, Mamma Mia and maybe West Side Story (after all there still has to be some fighting) and perhaps even Zoolander (the breakdance fight scene comes to mind) that takes place in what is essentially an  "Art Gallery / Beauty Salon / Mechanic shop / Car Wash" - with an attached Laundry Mat and a liquor license that also sells smokes and features "**** fighting" in the back alley - oh, and off track betting (for another gambling alternative to the back alley "**** fighting").   Since people will likely also get fired in the actual production itself, you should probably consider hiring Donald Trump to play that role.  From what I understand, The Donald does not work on the cheap.  Perhaps you should submit your resume and references to Bioware's HQ for consideration or shredding...

 

With all the people getting fired for being ****** idiots, who will be left to accomplish any of this?



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I can't say I know how someone can have "male bone structure". It isn't as if men have bones that women don't, and vice versa. The skeleton is the same for both sexes.


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What a successful troll.


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So, OP, what makes you so confident that you know what gay guys, lesbians, and straight women want? 

 

Have you conducted case studies? Polls with thousands of randomly selected participants?