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What I would suggest to Bioware (for DAI) if I worked for them.


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So Cassandra just needed longer hair and a smaller mandible.  Would that have been enough, OP?   Anything else? 

 

Basically like the pictures on my profile.  Subtle adjustments that keep her Cassandra, while giving her a female bone structure.

 

Great. Now I need a 'Why can't I have have lesbian sex with Cassandra when she looks so butch'-thread.

 

I agree, if Cassandra was a lesbian, I'd be playing DAI right now. Because then her looking like a butch man would make total sense.  I'm be honest here too, no troll.  She is more fitting as a lesbian the way she looks in DAI, with the masculine bone structure.



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Did you know that it is actually not true that turtles can be separated from their shells without harm or difficulty and can in fact harm or even kill them?

 

Turles are lovely creatures whose lives are precious and long aslongasyoustayholyfawayfromtheirteeth. 


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Great. Now I need a 'Why can't I have have lesbian sex with Cassandra when she looks so butch'-thread.

Sounds like an opportunity, Rivaini.



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It's my beer bottle, and you can't have it!

 

I'll pry it from your tiny baby hands.

There is plenty of booze in drinkquisition, comes with free counseling too.


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Did you know that it is actually not true that turtles can be separated from their shells without harm or difficulty and can in fact harm or even kill them?

 

Turles are lovely creatures whose lives are precious and long aslongasyoustayholyfawayfromtheirteeth.

 

Ugh.

 

Turtles are just so sweet and adorbz. 


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#106
AresKeith

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Can a mod please for the love of Talos, The Maker, and Mythal ban the OP?



#107
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I would remove DRM,game client,internet connection,and make DLC free,if only i could find such game...... oh wait.

Also reminding other developers that publishers can't be choosers,but that's just my naivety.



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Did you know that if you happen to find yourself trapped on a small island with no discerniable edible substance but your good ol' pal Harry the giant and delicious turtle, you should eat him.

 

No, man, you should eat him before he tries to suffocate you in your sleep and eat you first.



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Out of curiosity, do fights break out if someone mentions vanilla or strawberry?

 

We can't mention Vanilla or Strawberry anymore. Not since the great Bisexual War of 2010, we lost too many good Bisexuals to the gays and straights that day. 

 

Basically like the pictures on my profile.  Subtle adjustments that keep her Cassandra, while giving her a female bone structure.

 

 

I agree, if Cassandra was a lesbian, I'd be playing DAI right now. Because then her looking like a butch man would make total sense.

 

In this scenario does she also have the magical ability to grow her hair really quickly? Considering it was only a few months between the end DA2 & DA:I and she had short hair in DA2.


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#110
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#111
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Did you know that I am having so much fun!


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There is plenty of booze in drinkquisition, comes with free counseling too.

 

Hot damn.



#113
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Did you know that I am having so much fun!

Please continue!



#114
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(to sandalistthemaker) Did you know that the pattern on that baby turtle's belly shell looks like the wing pattern of a certain moth?

Did you also know that, that is one adorable turtle?


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#115
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The eye of Sauron is upon this thread....



#116
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Did you know that I am having so much fun!

 

Even though i'd rather hear your thoughts on my OP, it pleases me that this thread pleases you.



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Did you know that some spiders can reach the size of a seagull but their diet is still composed of insects?

 

But sometimes they want to challenge themselves and leap at birds bigger than a seagull? :D 



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Thank you for this.  This proved a point of mine.  My friend in RL is calling me a genius lol.

 

DAI Cassandra Pentaghast was intended to be butch lesbian, that's the only explanation for her mannish appearance.

 

No, all it proved is that you should not judge a character's sexual preference based solely upon that character's appearance in DAI.  Cassandra could have simply adapted an appearance in DAI more suiting to her role as a Seeker (aka warrior).  Changing her hairstyle from long to short does not automatically translate to Cassandra switching from straight to lesbian.  Sera, for example, isn't a lesbian because she has short hair.  Sera is a lesbian because she exclusively prefers women in the same way Cassandra is straight because she exclusively prefers men.   Sera could grow her hair long, and she would not magically become straight since doing so would not change Sera's sexual preference...Except apparently in your version of reality...



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Did you know that the tarantula hawk hunts tarantulas as food for its larvae and upon finding a spider, paralyzes it with its sting then proceeds to built a prison around it before laying its egg on top of it so that when they hatch, they will descend upon the tarantula and devour it while the tarantula is alive throughout all of this and can only wait for its death?

 

Did you also know that is not the most disturbing thing and that some spider wasps constructs prison colonies with multiple paralysed tarantulas?  



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No, all it proved is that you should not judge a character's sexual preference based solely upon that character's appearance in DAI.  Cassandra could have simply adapted an appearance in DAI more suiting to her role as a Seeker (aka warrior).  Changing her hairstyle from long to short does not automatically translate to Cassandra switching from straight to lesbian.  Sera, for example, isn't a lesbian because she has short hair.  Sera is a lesbian because she exclusively prefers women in the same way Cassandra is straight because she exclusively prefers men.   Sera could grow her hair long, and she would not magically become straight since doing so would not change Sera's sexual preference...Except apparently in your version of reality...

 

You don't know how upset it makes me that Cassandra & josephine are both extermely ugly.

 

:(

 

What makes it even worse is that I can't even mod the game........ :(

 

I can just imagine all the gay guys at Bioware laughing over the misery of all the straight male gamers they trolled.  Good one guys, good one. :P .. YOU GOT ME LOL. 

 

Oh wait, I GOT YOU!!

 

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That's justice right there.



#121
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It's time. I call all agents of the Drinquisition to action! We need to use the holy powers of our drinking prowess to purge this thread of it's corruption, and nonsense. This man threatens to bring unbalance to the world of Thedas! I bring this message on behalf of the mighty Oghren! So, drink up my friends!!!


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#122
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You don't know how upset it makes me that Cassandra & josephine are both extermely ugly.

 

:(

 

What makes it even worse is that I can't even mod the game........ :(

 

I can just imagine all the gay guys at Bioware laughing over the misery of all the straight male gamers they trolled.  Good one guys, good one. :P .. YOU GOT ME LOL.

 

This is why you should be banned


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#123
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Did you know that the manner of courtship used by some spiders are considered by scientists to be very similar to many human versions of courtships such as massaging a female or delivering them a gift? 



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I can just imagine all the gay guys at Bioware laughing over the misery of all the straight male gamers they trolled.  Good one guys, good one. :P .. YOU GOT ME LOL.

 

 

I needed to see if my eyes were playing tricks on me.

 

 

NOPE!


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#125
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Did you know that the manner of courtship used by some spiders are considered by scientists to be very similar to many human versions of courtships such as massaging a female or delivering them a gift? 

 

Are these the same spiders that sometimes trick other males into thinking they are male, then stealing their 'gift' and giving it to a female?