As a member of the sexy community, I feel under represented by this game. It should be at least twice as sexy as it is.
A threesome would be a good start.
*sigh*
This is ridiculous, sexy people only make up 4% of the population. BioWare is wasting money catering to them over the non-sexy majority.
The non-sexy majority has had their fun. They've got their sand brown potato sack night clothes to wander around Skyhold with. They've got a whole game totally free of threesomes and purple demon women things.
Speaking on behalf of all sexy people, we may be fewer in number, but we are large of voice and we will be heard.
*sigh*
I'm feeling very persecuted by you right now. Are you opposed to the fair and equal representation of the sexy community?
I'm feeling very persecuted by you right now. Are you opposed to the fair and equal representation of the sexy community?
*SIGH*
*SIGH*
I think you secretly like me.
If you didn't enjoy the occasional spot of nonsense, you wouldn't be so quick to post in those topics so often.
Don't worry, our little secret. ![]()
This is ridiculous, sexy people only make up 4% of the population. BioWare is wasting money catering to them over the non-sexy majority.
Only 4%? Ridiculous. TV, movies, and magazines have shown me it's more like 94%.

Did anyone else think of that scene in "True Lies" where Jamie Lee Curtis dances 'sexy'?
The only hint of sexy this game had was was morrigan:

and leliana:

And if you're gay:

Three sexy characters in the whole game, of which only one is a romance option and that's for gay men.
I don't want to say anything mean about josephine, cass or sera.
Three sexy characters in the whole game, of which only one is a romance option and that's for gay men.
THAT is a matter of opinion.
And if you're gay:
Three sexy characters in the whole game, of which only one is a romance option and that's for gay men.
Well I don't normally get carried away with this on the forums, but since this IS a thread about sexiness... As a straight gal, I'd happily throw my panties at Dorian if he'd take them. But he wouldn't. So I had to make a guy for him, which I'll admit is actually the much sexier option as far as I'm concerned.
[That gif is kinda weird btw...]
Dorian's ass is sexy enough for me
That may be, but would you be opposed to doubling the screen time for Dorian's ass?
My solution would involve additional screen time for the asses of many characters.
Tastefully so, of course.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HIS MUSTACHE MAKE IT STOP. ![]()
Well I don't normally get carried away with this on the forums, but since this IS a thread about sexiness... As a straight gal, I'd happily throw my panties at Dorian if he'd take them. But he wouldn't. So I had to make a guy for him, which I'll admit is actually the much sexier option as far as I'm concerned.
Same here, and I'm having a lot of fun with it. ![]()
Ehk Dorian looks just wrong without his mustache
is that another weird glitch? I know about the one where his mustache jumps up like an inch or so on his face I sadly get that one all the time but I got to say the fading mustache is much MUCH creepier.
Well I don't normally get carried away with this on the forums, but since this IS a thread about sexiness... As a straight gal, I'd happily throw my panties at Dorian if he'd take them. But he wouldn't. So I had to make a guy for him, which I'll admit is actually the much sexier option as far as I'm concerned.
[That gif is kinda weird btw...]
It's nice to know that you're enjoying the game, I wish I could ![]()
I'd recommend looking at fanart and fanfics ![]()
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Ha, Leliana looked malformed. Her face narrows at a ridiculous angle. Beauty is subjective, I thought Morrigan, Cass, Sera and Josephine were sexy and Leliana looked like skelator.The only hint of sexy this game had was was morrigan:
and leliana:
And if you're gay:
Three sexy characters in the whole game, of which only one is a romance option and that's for gay men.
I don't want to say anything mean about josephine, cass or sera.
It doesn't get much sexier than this..
Look how flexible it is!!
Hot damn! 10/10 would bang.
It doesn't get much sexier than this..
Look how flexible it is!!
But it doesnt have reach !
Like This ! ![]()

It doesn't get much sexier than this..
Look how flexible it is!!
No one can beat dragon age look at this smile.

As another member of the sexy community, I whole heartily agree with this statement. Also, amulets of power are really sexy and should be returned immediately.As a member of the sexy community, I feel under represented by this game. It should be at least twice as sexy as it is.
A threesome would be a good start.