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#51
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(to AWTEW) Wish I did. I read a humorous and thorough playthrough by Angie Gallant, a let's player who did both versions which got me intrigued when I couldn't afford to to buy it at the time.

 

Ah Fat Bird, you horribly amusing and just horrible partridge. 

 

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#52
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*Roly greatly approves*

 

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Ah, so kissable. 

 

See everyone. Roly Voly gets me. He waited patiently for my point before inferring that I'm a self-indulgent, trouble-making heterosexual here to whine about LI options. Roly gets a gold star. 

 

I'm actually a self-indulgent, trouble-making pansexual here to whine about a lot of other things. 

 

We're going to be fast friends, Roly. I usually would rather punt Volus than befriend them, but I don't feel that impulse with you at all. 

 

Mr Twinkly. :lol:

 

I have the solution for these people:

 

http://www.gamesrada...antic-barriers/

 

There's something for everybody there...

 

Can't we be friends too, Honourable Bigot? I'm not nearly as stupid as I seem. I also see the appeal in a Desire Demon romance. Or at least a desire demon one night stand.  ;) And I'd even be interested in hearing your thoughts on the Mother Gisele romance that should have been. 

 

Eh, my bad, but  after so many threads with similar titles, they tend to blur into one another.

 

 

Completely understandable. Plenty of idiots out there, It's good to be on guard. 


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We're going to be fast friends, Roly. I usually would rather punt Volus than befriend them, but I don't feel that impulse with you at all. 

 

Ahahahahaha!  No problem, besides, Lady Dame has already given me a good punt once!


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Ah, so kissable. 

 

See everyone. Roly Voly gets me. He waited patiently for my point before inferring that I'm a self-indulgent, trouble-making heterosexual here to whine about LI options. Roly gets a gold star. 

 

I'm actually a self-indulgent, trouble-making pansexual here to whine about a lot of other things. 

 

We're going to be fast friends, Roly. I usually would rather punt Volus than befriend them, but I don't feel that impulse with you at all. 

 

 

Can't we be friends too, Honourable Bigot? I'm not nearly as stupid as I seem. I also see the appeal in a Desire Demon romance. Or at least a desire demon one night stand.  ;) And I'd even be interested in hearing your thoughts on the Mother Gisele romance that should have been. 

 

 

 

Completely understandable. Plenty of idiots out there, It's good to be on guard. 

 

A desire demon romance. :wub:

 

Wait.

 

Mother Giselle?

 

Have you been spying on me!?


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I was amused to see Roly Voly's nurse outfit next to "Make it all sexier"..



#56
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A desire demon romance. :wub:

 

Wait.

 

Mother Giselle?

 

Have you been spying on me!?

 

No!

 

It's just that in addition to being incredibly sexy, I'm also very observant. 



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I want to join sexy community.

 

Where do I sign up?


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#58
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I want to join sexy community.

 

Where do I sign up?

 

You are quite welcome! All are welcome in the sexy community. 

 

The only rule is that we support more sexiness in all things.

 

This means desire demons by which I mean frothy purple demon people and not STUPID IMSHAEL, threesomes or better yet foursomes, the possibility of poly-amourous relationships, and/or more sexiness on the part of the player character. 


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#59
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The lack of representation of sexy people like me, makes me incredibly sad.

 

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No!

It's just that in addition to being incredibly sexy, I'm also very observant.


This is contradictory though...

Mother Giselle is about as sexy as an old boot.. But I suppose.. She's so repulsive.. It's sexy?

Does that work?

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Oh damn, you just had to go there.  There are few things finer than a well worn in pair of cowboy boots... Now she must be considered.



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Oh damn, you just had to go there. There are few things finer than a well worn in pair of cowboy boots... Now she must be considered.


What if those worn in cowboy boots are smelly?

Oh yeah.. I went there.

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Well.... https://youtu.be/5YKbYLb5GVc?t=1m32s

 

Oh yeah, I doubled down.



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Can't watch it.. At work damn it!!

Don't wanna wake the dragon..

#65
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Twas this scene from A Fish Called Wanda.  Cuz speaking foreign languages and smelling footwear is SEXY!

 

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This is contradictory though...

Mother Giselle is about as sexy as an old boot.. But I suppose.. She's so repulsive.. It's sexy?

Does that work?

 

If it works for you it works. 

 

For me, Gisele is too maternal. 

 

Not that I'm against involvement with older women. Thank Zeus for that encounter with that Duchess, or baroness or whatever during Josephine's companion quest, because it was the only impromptu sexiness I encountered throughout the whole game. 



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I agree, ishmael's stupid non-demon face and uninspired recycled rift demon forms is an affront to desire demons everywhere. If you don't want to give us hot evil desire demon females, then at least give us a terrifying yet stunning male version.

So much wasted potential for an amazing new creature.

 

I thought Envy, however, was actually done really well, partly because it didn't just take the form of the weird naked contortionist, but a shadowy version of the Inquisitor, voice and all. The cycling through familiar demons with Ishmael reminded me of the sloth demon in DA:O. It basically just took on the form of arcane horrors, rage and pride demons.


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(to AWTEW) Wish I did. I read a humorous and thorough playthrough by Angie Gallant, a let's player who did both versions which got me intrigued when I couldn't afford to to buy it at the time.

 

Ah Fat Bird, you horribly amusing and just horrible partridge. 

 

For the curious: http://quartertothre...e-about-pigeons

 

And for fans of "Pride and Prejudice": http://brokenforum.c...-lets-play.565/

 

Hmnn, I belive Iwatched some of that playthrough. Neither of  them interest me though.



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I think Solas is sexy. I have a thing for egg heads apparently. I do get why guys are kind of disappointed in the LIs. Cassandra is a wonderful character with a sweet soft side but her physical features are very manly and that is not going to be attractive to most guys. Josephine doesn't even have a sexy time scene. It's not really fair IMO. As a chick I'm quite happy with the selection of guys. They even threw Cullen in there because they knew he was a fangirl fave. Why not show the guys a little love and make a Leliana a LI if she wasn't in a previous romance with the Warden?

But I still don't think romances should be the only factor in what makes the game good or not. I do agree that they could have made it more equal though.
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(to AWTEW) Wish I did. I read a humorous and thorough playthrough by Angie Gallant, a let's player who did both versions which got me intrigued when I couldn't afford to to buy it at the time.

 

Ah Fat Bird, you horribly amusing and just horrible partridge. 

 

For the curious: http://quartertothre...e-about-pigeons

 

And for fans of "Pride and Prejudice": http://brokenforum.c...-lets-play.565/

 

I am cackling like a loon at that first link...



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(to Honourable Bigot) The full version of the game goes absolutely and wonderfully insane during a storymode storyline and everybody, audience and in-game characters, have priceless reactions.



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(to Honourable Bigot) The full version of the game goes absolutely and wonderfully insane during a storymode storyline and everybody, audience and in-game characters, have priceless reactions.

 

Can't believe I'm asking this but... where can I get it? :ph34r:



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Can't believe I'm asking this but... where can I get it? :ph34r:

Uh oh...this cannot be good.



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Bioware gives you their very first female nipples.

And then you guys do this.

Awful.

#75
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Thanks for speaking up for us, brother.

 

It's about time straight males get a voice in video gaming!


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