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[Shechinah]

(to Honourablee Bigot) It's avaliable on Steam 

It has to be played to be believed but even then...

[Tex]

No don't do it once seen it can never be unseen.

[Shechinah]

(Tex) There's a gang of scooter-riding parakeets and punk pidgeons and government conspiracies! It must be seen!

 

(to Honourable Bigot) You are humanity's only hope, Bigot, you must do your duty as a hunter-gatherer and seduce those birds! You earn your internet merit badge in weirdness only when you've seen the ending!

[Hair Serious Business]

[Malthier]

Bioware gives you their very first female nipples.

And then you guys do this.

Awful.

 

There is much jadedness in this one. Tsk. Tsk. 

 

Thanks for speaking up for us, brother.

 

It's about time straight males get a voice in video gaming!

 

Ew, I don't speak for straight males. I speak for the sexy community. 

 

Straight males speak for themselves often enough as it is, but the sexy community is sorely lacking in champions. 

 

And I am here to valiantly take up the task. 

[Malthier]

I think Solas is sexy. I have a thing for egg heads apparently. I do get why guys are kind of disappointed in the LIs. Cassandra is a wonderful character with a sweet soft side but her physical features are very manly and that is not going to be attractive to most guys. Josephine doesn't even have a sexy time scene. It's not really fair IMO. As a chick I'm quite happy with the selection of guys. They even threw Cullen in there because they knew he was a fangirl fave. Why not show the guys a little love and make a Leliana a LI if she wasn't in a previous romance with the Warden?

But I still don't think romances should be the only factor in what makes the game good or not. I do agree that they could have made it more equal though.

 

Why does everyone assume I'm straight?

 

That was rhetorical, I already know.

 

For the record, an all male threesome would be just as acceptable as a any other combination. 

 

A desire demon that looks male would also be fine too, as long as it's purple and horned and floats above the ground and has those little...tassel things.

 

 

THE SEXY COMMUNITY IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY COMMUNITY.

 

That explained, welcome to my topic and thank you for your contribution. 

[Zobert]

[Malthier]

 

Meh.

 

 

Didn't you know?

Everybody is a straight Male on the internet. And is in his 40's.. And lives in mums basement..And pretends to be female on his tumblr account.

 

 

That sounds like something stupid people tell themselves to feel less insecure about who they might be talking to online.

 

But that's just my opinion. 

[Seraphim24]

Meh.

 

You should post some pictures of what you have in mind, everything is better with pictures.

[Dobby]

I want more boob revealing outfits! 

[Seraphim24]

Yes!

 

 

I'm just doing one though... don't want to go... overboard.

[Dobby]

I can see my Inquisitor wearing something like this.

 

[HuldraDancer]

I love that I come onto this thread and see all this right after I get done playing KOTOR2 for the night and running around in the dancer outfit you get on Nar Shaddaa. 

[TaHol]

I give you boob-revealing outfit:

 

 

 

The sad state of moobs and sexiness in this game. "Thankfully remembers Dorians butt".

[Grifter]

Aaand... its the time...

 

fans of dragon age and bioware here is our free DLC content from Grifter bioware products!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

we introduce our second DLC

 

with our new character/ companion for our warden or our inquisitor!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Maravilla Dorian Martinez!!!!!!!!! u can download for free from origins now!!

[Tex]

I hope this thread never dies i need all these laughs.

[Malthier]

All that armor is very pretty, but Cassandra is sexier than all of those people.

 

My Inquisitor isn't. 

 

You should post some pictures of what you have in mind, everything is better with pictures.

 

Among many (oh so many) other things, I want this:

 

 

Artwork by: http://bluewickedbeh....deviantart.com

 

Or this:

 

 

Artwork by: http://privateai.tum...ace-and-whoever

 

Ideally both. 

[TaHol]

OMG the male-version with emotional baggage TAKE MY MONEY TAKE IT!

 

[Malthier]

I have expressed a desire for a desire demon romance option.

 

Basically.. I want one with Sera's accent. And personality.

 

And with lots of emotional baggage.

 

My taste would lean more towards Dorian or Vivienne's accent/personality.

 

Sera's my girl, but I don't "feel" her romance. 

 

Or maybe that's just my narcissism talking. I like playing opposite someone as arrogant as I am. 

 

It was Zevran in DAO, and Isabela in DA2. I'm like a kid in a candy store with all the sexiness in the DAI companions but none of them are remotely interested in Threesomes, let alone foursomes.

 

Don't get me wrong, if monogamy is important to someone then I'll honor that. I wouldn't even consider playing with the affections of Cassandra or Dorian, my little darlings. 

[Malthier]

My topic was more exciting when people that I was just a straight guy asking for different babes to engage in simulated sex with. 

 

I should have played along with that. 

[Call Me Jord]

It doesn't get much sexier than this..

 

 

Look how flexible it is!!