Inspired by Natashina's post of that horrid, mind bleach-worthy song... And fitting for this thread..

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Inspired by Natashina's post of that horrid, mind bleach-worthy song... And fitting for this thread..

Well I can always go back to play Tera (when I have time from Dorians butt, I'm not done it with yet. It still has replay-value for me):
[cut photo of sexy elf]
(Developers of Tera understood what is best in men)
Well bioware have sexy "armour" in swtor.


Bringing Sexy Back...
Bringing Sexy Back...


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Bringing Sexy Back...
That beats mine!!

Well I can always go back to play Tera (when I have time from Dorians butt, I'm not done it with yet. It still has replay-value for me):
(Developers of Tera understood what is best in men)
And women...............?

Agreed Worrisome.........
OK now that is Sexy ![]()

Well I can always go back to play Tera (when I have time from Dorians butt, I'm not done it with yet. It still has replay-value for me):
Spoiler
(Developers of Tera understood what is best in men)
I kind of wonder how those pants still stay on, I also wonder about several other things but erm....lips sealed.
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I kind of wonder how those pants still stay on, I also wonder about several other things but erm....lips sealed.
Doc!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Humps*
Doc!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Humps*
this thread obviously has taken an interesting turn.
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this thread obviously has taken an interesting turn.
It's been like that from the get go. ![]()
Bringing Sexy Back...
This...this is true ART!
I kind of wonder how those pants still stay on, I also wonder about several other things but erm....lips sealed.
Magic. Ofc. Or duct tape. Oh man I love TERA, but after 2 years of playing it even Castanic-abs don't give me my mojo back. Pretty elfs don't make me shiver from delight anymore. It is such a shame that you get bored of stuff. Brain bleach would solve lots of problems. Dementia would help too.
And women...............?
Agreed Worrisome.........
Ok this is the one thing I didn't like in TERA. I never played Elin and never will. And yet, they are the most popular race to my knowledge. Never understood it but did not care enough to wreck my brains with it.
Long story short: TERA got dumped down so badly it is a shadow of it's former self. I loved the combat even more than pretty elfs.
Back to topic, space-butts:

Ok this is the one thing I didn't like in TERA. I never played Elin and never will. And yet, they are the most popular race to my knowledge. Never understood it but did not care enough to wreck my brains with it.
Child bearing hips perhaps? And as far as duct tape goes i'm sure it was used in more ways than one.
So the topic a veered away from my request some, which is fine considering most of the veering is being done by active members of the sexy community.
Since I opened with a vague sort of request, I'll bump this with a elaboration:
In the first DA game, I was to seduce one of two people in one of the origins. I liked that. When I went to Redcliffe, I was able to kiss two different ladies during the same quest line. I liked that. With the right character I was also able to have illicit liaisons with a Desire demon. Good God, I liked that.
Then Zevran arrived, better and better.
When I took my new best friend to a certain proprietor in Denerim, I ended up in a threesome with a lady pirate captain. The next time around I was able to make it a foursome.
I don't do this kind of thing every play through, but I liked having the option.
In DA2, those opportunities decreased, but I had Isabela to console me, and then there was Zevran's cameo in which I got my threesome. And there were desire demons aplenty.
This game: No Desire Demons, no Zevran cameo, no threesomes. Thus, I like that less.
Lastly, and really the most important note, is that the Inquisitor comes off to me as so bland and unsexy that I miss Hawke. It's weird for me to miss Hawke.
Well, for starters~
I could support this with all of my wicked heart. I'd enjoy being either of those two characters more than I enjoyed being the Inquisitor.
Guest_Donkson_*
So the topic a veered away from my request some, which is fine considering most of the veering is being done by active members of the sexy community.
Since I opened with a vague sort of request, I'll bump this with a elaboration:
In the first DA game, I was to seduce one of two people in one of the origins. I liked that. When I went to Redcliffe, I was able to kiss two different ladies during the same quest line. I liked that. With the right character I was also able to have illicit liaisons with a Desire demon. Good God, I liked that.
Then Zevran arrived, better and better.
When I took my new best friend to a certain proprietor in Denerim, I ended up in a threesome with a lady pirate captain. The next time around I was able to make it a foursome.
I don't do this kind of thing every play through, but I liked having the option.
In DA2, those opportunities decreased, but I had Isabela to console me, and then there was Zevran's cameo in which I got my threesome. And there were desire demons aplenty.
This game: No Desire Demons, no Zevran cameo, no threesomes. Thus, I like that less.
Lastly, and really the most important note, is that the Inquisitor comes off to me as so bland and unsexy that I miss Hawke. It's weird for me to miss Hawke.
Just letting you know.. there are two theories as to why:
1. BioWare is pandering to SJW's.
2. It isn't appropriate for a religious-type organisation to be engaging in threesomes and sex with desire demons.
I never did the three-some but now when I think about it, I frieking love that you could if you wanted to. And I definitely miss Hawke. I love Hawke. I want to marry Hawke. Best part is that I will get Fenris/Anders-addon with him when we tie the know. Hawke all the way. YAY HAWKE! At least he had a personality and emotional life. But back to sexy community. There was so much sexiness going in DA2 (the more I play DAI, the more I love DA2.):


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I never did the three-some but now when I think about it, I frieking love that you could if you wanted to. And I definitely miss Hawke. I love Hawke. I want to marry Hawke. Best part is that I will get Fenris/Anders-addon with him when we tie the know. Hawke all the way. YAY HAWKE! At least he had a personality and emotional life. But back to sexy community. There was so much sexiness going in DA2 (the more I play DAI, the more I love DA2.):
You're not wrong mate.
Female sarcastic Hawke = dripping sexy.
(You may have a differing point but still... goddamn for our Hawkes, right!?)
As a renowned member of the sexy community, I thank you for this effort to bring back sexiness in the Dragon Age world (though I think Cassie was pretty sexy...).

But it's my duty, as a sexy individual, to remeber you that in fact there's a option to engage in a threesome with two main characters in DAI:
You can't say you really completed a sexy playthrough until you attempt to do this.
Liked Morrigan's original art a lot..

2. It isn't appropriate for a religious-type organisation to be engaging in threesomes and sex with desire demons.
That may depend on the religion though... my understanding is that Freya in norse mythology was alternately revered and criticized for sleeping around a lot.. but I also just read that off norsesparknotes.com or something like that so eh.
The women in this game look like ugly dudes. And the few women that have any femininity like Vivienne and Leliana are unromacable. All though Cassandra had the most likable personality imo. The old Bioware is long gone. Miranda, Isabella and Tali are a thing of the past. Now it's just Krem, Cortez, Iron Bull and one or two decent looking females who are either lesbian or unromancable.
What are you talking about? There's tons of sexiness in this game! Look at all the people who walk around not wearing pants!
Okay, to apologize for the Timberlake, here's a song that I find sexy as hell (no lie,) even if the lead singer isn't:
Edit: I would put up a different song, but I think the mods might frown on Lords of Acid or Genotortures songs putting put up. ![]()
What are you talking about? There's tons of sexiness in this game! Look at all the people who walk around not wearing pants!
Until you added the image of the undead, I thought you were referring to the men whose breeches were stolen by Sera in her recruitment mission.
Damn this thread is so Sexy its taking all my likes...
As a renowned member of the sexy community, I thank you for this effort to bring back sexiness in the Dragon Age world (though I think Cassie was pretty sexy...).
So right Cass is sexy as

Look at that sexy Cass woot!