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Make it all sexier

Débuté par Malthier , mars 22 2015 06:05

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#151
Guest_Donkson_*

Posté 28 mars 2015 - 05:08

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As a renowned member of the sexy community, I thank you for this effort to bring back sexiness in the Dragon Age world (though I think Cassie was pretty sexy...).

But it's my duty, as a sexy individual, to remeber you that in fact there's a option to engage in a threesome with two main characters in DAI:

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Take your Quizzy, leave every companion at Skyhold and go alone in the Hinterlands. Now go to Druffy the druffalo (she will begin following you around). Done? Now the tricky part: make her follow your Quizzy until they arrive to the lake where Lord Woolsley usually stick around. If you did that correctly, a cutscene will be triggered and, well, no need to explain what happens next.

You can't say you really completed a sexy playthrough until you attempt to do this.

LOL. Well... originally, druffy was intended as a bi romance option. :lol:

Liked Morrigan's original art a lot..

That may depend on the religion though... my understanding is that Freya in norse mythology was alternately revered and criticized for sleeping around a lot.. but I also just read that off norsesparknotes.com or something like that so eh.

Yeah it does depend on the religion/belief or whatever.. plenty have existed where they aren't so prude and conservative-like. I'm referring to the Christian religion myself, which is pretty much what the chantry/inquisition is based off of. I debated about this in another thread, but I'll note that Thedas and the chantry itself isn't quite as strict and a little more open minded. So who knows?

They aren't my theories.. I'm just parroting what others have said to me on the subject.

Okay, to apologize for the Timberlake, here's a song that I find sexy as hell (no lie,) even if the lead singer isn't:

Edit: I would put up a different song, but I think the mods might frown on Lords of Acid or Genotortures songs putting put up.

Off topic but that Timberlake song, if you pay attention to the lyrics, is "inappropriate" LOL. It pisses me off how metal/grunge like songs are considered offensive yet garbage like Timberlake can be blasted non stop on commercial radio. Hypocrisy at its finest.

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#152
Grieving Natashina

Posté 28 mars 2015 - 05:11

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<shrug> That's been the nature of pop music ever since I can remember. That's why I figured a little P-Funk as an apology was due. I was just messing with you guys. I hate Timberlake's music and I avoid most pop music.

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#153
Malthier

Posté 28 mars 2015 - 05:36

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Just letting you know.. there are two theories as to why:

1. BioWare is pandering to SJW's.

2. It isn't appropriate for a religious-type organisation to be engaging in threesomes and sex with desire demons.

I mean, those are fair accusations. I wouldn't be surprised if the increased popularity gap between Origins and Inquisition has led to them mellowing out some of the more explicit and "darker" content for a broader audience, and as someone who preferred it with content of that sort, that's irritating. But I'm so bored of reading about how SJW's are ruining the gaming world/bioware/the planet that saying it like that would make me nauseated. It's not even about whether I agree with them or not, it's an overdone discussion IMHF******O.

As for the religious organization thing, it's one of my grievances. I would've enjoyed playing a religious icon who defied all the characteristics that they're "supposed" to represent. All fairness, I did have one measly opportunity in the game. It was fun, I'll give it that much credit.

All in all, I'd would've been pacified by a pretty small portion of the things I made this topic to address. I didn't get to have liaisons with a Desire Demon in DA2 either, and that didn't bother me. There's no brothel in DAI and I'm not sweating that. But the not having any Desire Demons altogether? Yeah, I might moan about that for a while on the off chance someone hears me among the chorus and thinks about putting them back in for the next game.

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#154
Malthier

Posté 28 mars 2015 - 09:07

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But it's my duty, as a sexy individual, to remeber you that in fact there's a option to engage in a threesome with two main characters in DAI:

Spoiler
Take your Quizzy, leave every companion at Skyhold and go alone in the Hinterlands. Now go to Druffy the druffalo (she will begin following you around). Done? Now the tricky part: make her follow your Quizzy until they arrive to the lake where Lord Woolsley usually stick around. If you did that correctly, a cutscene will be triggered and, well, no need to explain what happens next.

You can't say you really completed a sexy playthrough until you attempt to do this.

Lord Woolsey's far more sexy than than Druffy, unfortunately. It dampens the general sexiness of the pairing.

But welcome to the topic. I like your general thought process, keep it coming.

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#155
LordSeeker

Posté 28 mars 2015 - 09:08

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I so wanted Game of Thrones level of stuff in this game...

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#156
9TailsFox

Posté 28 mars 2015 - 09:56

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I so wanted Game of Thrones level of stuff in this game...

You mean this?

or this?

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#157
Seraphim24

Posté 28 mars 2015 - 10:12

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I think it's more from 3:00 to 3:30 here

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#158
9TailsFox

Posté 28 mars 2015 - 10:29

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I think it's more from 3:00 to 3:30 here

Boobbbbs I love his voice. :lol:

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And i hope they make Dragon age honest trailer

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#159
Guest_Donkson_*

Posté 28 mars 2015 - 12:21

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<shrug> That's been the nature of pop music ever since I can remember. That's why I figured a little P-Funk as an apology was due. I was just messing with you guys. I hate Timberlake's music and I avoid most pop music.

I'm sorry, I hope I didn't come across like a snarky **** or anything... :blink: I wasn't having a go at you or anything, just having a little side rant from one metal supremacist to another.

I didn't think you'd be into Timberlake. :lol: Figured it was a little joke.

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#160
Grieving Natashina

Posté 28 mars 2015 - 12:36

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I'm sorry, I hope I didn't come across like a snarky **** or anything... I wasn't having a go at you or anything, just having a little side rant from one metal supremacist to another.

I didn't think you'd be into Timberlake. Figured it was a little joke.

Considering our conversations about metal, I'm not too worried about it hun. Besides, it gave me the excuse to put up that P-Funk track. It's one of my favorites.

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#161
KaiserShep

Posté 28 mars 2015 - 12:54

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I so wanted Game of Thrones level of stuff in this game...

I can't say that I'd really miss this sort of thing in the game. As much as I love GoT, I feel like playing a 60+ hour game where I just about loathe almost every character but not having the power to just slaughter them all and their families in their sleep would be endlessly frustrating.

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#162
turuzzusapatuttu

Posté 28 mars 2015 - 01:35

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I so wanted Game of Thrones level of stuff in this game...

I can't say that I'd really miss this sort of thing in the game. As much as I love GoT, I feel like playing a 60+ hour game where I just about loathe almost every character but not having the power to just slaughter them all and their families in their sleep would be endlessly frustrating.

Everything turns out to be better with GoT stuff.

I mean, look at this amount of sexiness:

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