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[TheBunz]

Yeah I'd make a great dad. Just need to find a genetically superior female to produce offspring.

[Jock Cranley]

Short answer: No.

 

Longer Answer: I fear for your children. 

[TheBunz]

Short answer: No.

Longer Answer: I fear for your children.

Short answer: Lol

Long Answer: Still don't know what you're talking about.

[TheBunz]

Genetically superior female


She has nice delts.

Nice everything!
Yum

[Jock Cranley]

Short answer: Lol

Long Answer: Still don't know what you're talking about.

 

Short Retort: Of course you wouldn't.

 

Longer Retort: I'd like to tell you, but you can't handle the truth.

[Inquisitor Recon]

We don't need any more parasites stealing my oxygen and resources.

[mousestalker]

Up until I found out you were hiding under my bed armed with a line that was not only lame but also creepy, I would have answered you in the affirmative. Now, that's a good question...

[TheBunz]

Short Retort: Of course you wouldn't.

Longer Retort: I'd like to tell you, but you can't handle the truth.

Short retort: Still no

Longer retort: I was referring to you. Proves point.

[Zerc]

If you need to ask for advise on this matter and you choose to ask BSN out of all thing, then no.

[Leo Chingkwake]

Roses are red, violets are blue. Milk, eggs, coffee.

[Fast Jimmy]

As a serious answer, I'd say patience and discipline. Patience because it is all too tempting to fly off the handle or be short tempered with kids. And disciplined because consistency, both with your parenting and with the example you provide your kids, is increidbly important when setting up an environment for them to live.

Money is secondary. Stay above the poverty line for your respective area, able to provide food, shelter, clothing and keeping the lights on for any kid(s) you have and they will be okay. Spending more money on toys, private classes/school, nicer toys, restaurants, etc. are merely bonuses. Being a good person and not letting the tight money situation take its toll on your ability to stop and listen to your kid's problems with an open ear and a clear head is worth more than more money.

[Fast Jimmy]

If you can love and support your child unconditionally then yes you will be a great dad.

Not all things shoild be supported. Least of all unconditionally.

[Eternal Phoenix]

>lol at people who still want children in this day and age.

[Cknarf]

I think that's a question that can only be answered once you have a child.

 

At first I wasn't sure if I could handle the dad job, but after managing to keep my son alive for a year and a half, I'm feeling pretty confident in my daddin' abilities. Also, he thinks I'm the coolest.

 

Feels good man.

[Uccio]

Come to Finland, you don´t need a work as the state pays for practically everything, if you worry about money. Yes, for your children too. Health care and education free, even university. Plus being a ´merican will get you all the chicks you want. Just park in the counter of the bar near you when you arrive. In about half an hour blondes will swarm all over you, and you can pic the mom of your future child. Rest will work itself out.

 

(a advice partially taken from one of our celebrity foreigners, a german guy)

[Fast Jimmy]

>lol at people who still want children in this day and age.

Eh. Not to take comments too seriously, but this is a GREAT day and age to have kids.

They have cures now for diseases they didn't even have names for when I was born. Technology can allow kids to not only learn at an unprecedented rate, but to be exposed to more subjects, ideas and activities than ever before, widening their perspective on what learning even really is. We are seeing crime worldwide, bkth violent and non-violent, at some of its lowest rates ever. And the worldwide economy is no longer in a tailspin, but is the strongest it has been in decades.

Not a bad time to be alive. And not a bad time to make life.

[bmwcrazy]

Yeah I'd make a great dad. 

 

Well, there you go, Bunbunz.

 

You knew the answer already. 

[Delphine]

Well, isn't that an entertaining thread to read.

 

Shine on, crazy unicorn, hoping your child will have a better life than Perez Hilton's baby, but at this point, I can only wonder.

[SwobyJ]

Sometimes I feel y'all are chatbots.