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Fact:
Aeons ago, an ancient race of sentient machines called the reapers, created a virtual reality world prison for shites and giggles, and sent unknown, helpless organic souls to this place.
This place is known as Thedas.
This virtual reality prison world became a source of entertainment for the reapers. While they waited to bring order to chaos, they spent their time idle, watching this medieval soap opera play out in front of their interfaces. Often, they would gain entry just to interfere, like shoving pawns around on a chess board.
Fact:
The fade, while known to the inhabitants of Thedas as a dream world, and to the religiously devout, the key to all hell breaking loose – serves as a doorway between the galaxy and the virtual reality prison. All may enter... none ever come out. But this is about to change...
You may wonder, how does this occur, exactly?
It's quite simple. The reapers take a soul, lower its frequency to match that of the virtual reality construct, Thedas. A soul is then sent into the Fade, where it will wait until it can find a suitable avatar body.. which is created by the lust-fuelled frenzy that is the inhabitants of Thedas.
E.g: If you were a slave of any race, you would most likely spawn as an elf.
If you were a Volus, you would most likely spawn as a dwarf.
Krogan = male qunari.
Asari = female qunari.
Humans, self explanatory.
This isn't one hundred percent accurate, however. Depending on how much you have peed the reapers off, you could very well become a fennec.
Fact:
The inhabitants of Thedas have no clue. They think they are real. They are not. They are merely dead souls trapped inside pixelated avatars.
A select few elitists, known as the “elven gods” have hidden this secret knowledge from the rest of the apathetic, ignorant Thedas right from the very beginning. This is because these “old gods”, “elven gods” are............. (dramatic drum roll)........ Reapers!!
These reapers have chosen willingly to remain in Thedas, via lowering their dimensional frequency, to manipulate the course of events, in order to appease their reaper buddies out in the real world.. galaxy.. whatever.
Here's the problem; they have lost all access to the real world/galaxy, and have set out on a conquest to find out why.. and how to return.
Known culprits are Flemeth, Solas, Corypheus, the architect and the archdemon.
(I know this is hard to take, Solasmancers.. but truth above all!!
I am happy to provide you alcohol and free counselling over in Drinkquisition)
Wait... what does this have to do with the amulets of power?
Every single man, woman, elf, dwarf, mabari, fennec, etc each has their own amulet of power, but it is up to each individual to find it. An amulet of power provides extra strength, knowledge and enlightenment to each being, if pursued and successfully found.
Now, after Corypheus was unsuccessful in his mission to merge Thedas with the fade, sit on his throne and march over everybody with his demon army (which is bullshite by the way, the poor fella just wanted to find his way back to the real world because he got bored of the petty crap going on in Thedas, what with all of those cheesy romances going on.
But due to the chantry/inquisition propaganda and Corypheus's blatant lies, we were lead to believe otherwise. A good enemy never reveals all of his cards.)
And was thus destroyed by (insert Inky here), the Solas/Flemeth hybrid, (Sorry again to Solasmancers, but they have merged) , to whom, were both secretly working with Corypheus behind the veil, bailed on the Inquisition to seek a new means to escaping the fake virtual reality world.
After much study and effort, Solameth came to the conclusion that the only way to escape was to simply find every single amulet of power, extract power from said amulets, and with a little blood magic and necromancy, bind this power together, thus creating a wormhole that bypasses the fade completely.. returning to the real world/space/galaxy!!
Lots of weird shite happening in Thedas (signs and evidence):
Let's start with...
Bears:
There is no denying that there is a large abundance of bears in Thedas, lately. And not only are they in abundance, but they are bloody tough sons of mothers!
The bears have detected that something big is about to happen.. as the wormhole that connects Thedas to the real world.. has the potential to blow it up! As a consequence, this has droven them all to lunacy. They now breed a lot faster than usual in a frenzied lust rage, and their beastly desires to kill have sky-rocketed.
Random, strange phenomena:
*Objects floating in the air, denying gravity.
*Elven males have bigger boobs than females, both genders have skeletor arm deformities.
*Cheese weapons
*This:
*A deranged plastic surgeon stalker obsessed with transforming Cassandra into an 80's metal band lead singer.
Desire demons:
Miraculously disappeared, and no longer interact with Thedas. They have decided to hide out in the fade as to avoid the inevitable shitstorm, laying on sandy beaches, sipping cocktails and having copious amounts of intimate relations with one another.
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Everything I have presented here is %100 fact. You are not allowed to disagree, nor are you allowed to have an opinion.
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