This is BSN. Every thread is home if I want to whine.
True...
The BSN would be dead. To whine is like necromancy.
Guest_Donkson_*
This is BSN. Every thread is home if I want to whine.
True...
The BSN would be dead. To whine is like necromancy.
You see this is exactly the reason why you should read the OP before you decide to comment..
It clearly states that you are not allowed to disagree or have an opinion.
*snip*
Look inside what, btw?
I ain't got no soul.

I don't have an opinion, I have facts.
Guest_Donkson_*
I don't have an opinion, I have facts.
They are not facts. They are fallacies, as they contrary my facts.
Guest_Donkson_*
I only have one question - how the hell are Asari equal to female Qunari?
Ask the reapers. I didn't make the rules. ![]()
Ask the reapers. I didn't make the rules.
Guest_Donkson_*
No, I refuse to believe that reapers would come up with a system that doesn't make sense, therefore your theory is false!
First off. This is not a theory... it is fact.
Secondly, you're not entitled to an opinion, as stated.
*Gets ready for potential flame war*
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10/10
This was brilliant. I laughed so hard at this. I'm going to raise my cup filled with the finest of my Antivan Sip-Sip to you, but not in disdain. You have my full approval.
I only have one question - how the hell are Asari equal to female Qunari?
They have at least one thing in common: they are sexy.


Understood?
Guest_Donkson_*
10/10
This was brilliant. I laughed so hard at this. I'm going to raise my cup filled with the finest of my Antivan Sip-Sip to you, but not in disdain. You have my full approval.
Why are you laughing?
This is a serious matter.
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Nah. Glad you enjoyed.
They have at least one thing in common: they are sexy.
Understood?
ALERT: Secret Illuminati reaper agent in the house!!!
First off. This is not a theory... it is fact.
Secondly, you're not entitled to an opinion, as stated.
*Gets ready for potential flame war*
They have at least one thing in common: they are sexy.
Understood?
They have at least one thing in common: they are sexy.

This is perfection.
Why are you laughing?
This is a serious matter.
Nah. Glad you enjoyed.
ALERT: Secret Illuminati reaper agent in the house!!!
Yeeeah and in the meantime I got another warning point. ![]()
For a ****** gif considered spam. ![]()
Coincidence? I think not!

A turtle has more things in common with a Krogan, than those two.
Let me try again:

Guest_Donkson_*
Flame on!
Nah but srsly, how did the thought of writing that even come about?
Guest_Donkson_*
Yeeeah and in the meantime I got another warning point.
For a ****** gif considered spam.
Coincidence? I think not!
Let me try again:
To answer your question though... what he said ^
Thanks for the laugh.
(op)
Guest_Donkson_*
Asari are monogendered, Qunari are not. I think a Qunari sexual body and role lifestyle would be very alien to an Asari.
No. They are wimminz.
That is fact.
You have an opinion. You're not allowed that!!
Besides.. going by my theory.. umm.. fact, it doesn't really matter. Qunari aren't real!! They are merely pixellated avatars, brainwashed into thinking they are real by the dread reapers..
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Thanks for the laugh.
(op)
Glad you enjoyed it. ![]()
No. They are wimminz.
That is fact.
You have an opinion. You're not allowed that!!
:
Guest_Donkson_*
Nah man, they don't have any concepts of feminity/masculinity, everybody is the same and just does whatever. Also they don't have genitals, as in they wouldn't have a clitoris for example, they use the nervous system for sex, and that bit down there is just the womb, without any extra sensation. They have physical sex with other races because those races enjoy it, for them it means nothing, what matters is the mind sex.
Aaanyway, they would not fit into a Qunari society at all.
But but.. they have boobs.
When their souls are transferred from the fade into Thedas, and are dropped into their pixelated avatar bodies, they experience amnesia.
It's like having a hard-drive.. with all of your games, music, documents, etc.. and then reformatting it, wiping it completely clean. So from that point on, they are a free-for-all for suggestion.
They just ended up as Qunari females.. it exists because the reapers allow it. They demand it.
But but.. they have boobs.
When their souls are transferred from the fade into Thedas, and are dropped into their pixelated avatar bodies, they experience amnesia.
It's like having a hard-drive.. with all of your games, music, documents, etc.. and then reformatting it, wiping it completely clean. So from that point on, they are a free-for-all for suggestion.
They just ended up as Qunari females.. it exists because the reapers allow it. They demand it.
Guest_Donkson_*
Well then you can put any race/sex into any body. There was no need for that nonsense part of where you horribly failed at trying to make race parallels. Huehue
There are parallels.
Boobies.
There are parallels.
Boobies.