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[Fidite Nemini]

Unicorns diet on intellectual wheat, that's why they aren't called Collegrass.

[Draining Dragon]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Garryydde]

wtf i has outta was when this **** shat out your like 15???

[Fast Jimmy]

It's my life, it's now or never, I walk these streets with a loaded six string on my back, we gotta hold on to what we got, it doesn't make a difference if we like it or not, I just wanna live while I'm alive... I've seen a million faces - and I've rocked 'em all!

[Eternal Phoenix]

Zombie T eats your willy and you live and then you die but you don't so you go to school walking with no legs but after that you wake up and realize it was a dream and then you wake up again and then fall asleep in your dream and then wake and then sleep and then realize nothing was a lie after all and then you open your mouth and scream despite having no vocal cords and then you walk home to your bed in the middle of the motorway flying into the middle of the Atlantic ocean reaching the planet Venus and after falling for 5000 metres you land in a spider egg and get swarmed by large babies who eat you leaving you to come out of their ears and fall into the planet's core where you burn before recovering and doing a handstand with no arms.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

MWAAAAAHAAAAHAAA HAAA HAAAA.

YOU HAVE OPPENED THE FLOODGATES TO MY SPOOLOF NONSENSICAL MACGUFFINISMIS ORGASMIS SEAHORSES.

[Ibn_Shisha]

All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

[Beerfish]

Are dog biscuits made out of Collie flour?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Watch the sky for crude crying penguins flying to the gates of Narnia to return Oprah to original dwelling. Staff touching strictly prohibited under penalty of bad gas, Follow the farting rainbows, they will lead you to the poo vapors exploding in the stomach of Ben Stiller. Return when you have found my spoon.

[Gravisanimi]

Dog came to the door with a dead rotting fish yesterday.

It still had the scales and fins and one half of it's head.

There is not a body of water capable of sustaining a fish that size for miles, and the closest one is a controlled environment that doesn't have the kind of fish this was.

[Voxr]

[Leo Chingkwake]

If the pen is mightier than the sword and a picture is worth a thousand words... how dangerous is a fax, man?

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

I like Fox news i find it even haded and fair and compleatly unbiased in its coverage.

[mybudgee]

"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win - and it can - then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you, yesterday, my friend. Peace." 

[Uccio]

[Dobby]

BSN

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

 

I definitely do not make these.

[happy_daiz]

And there lay the steed with his nostril all wide,
But through it there rolled not the breath of his pride.

[Fidite Nemini]

Roses are black

Spaghetti are white

This poem is not trichromatic

And neither does it rhyme

[Fishy]

Leg day