http://www.dragonage...83&sf37337265=1
Well played.

"When he plays, ZITHER! infuses his lute with the elemental powers of rock and roll."
http://www.dragonage...83&sf37337265=1
Well played.

"When he plays, ZITHER! infuses his lute with the elemental powers of rock and roll."
This is hilarious.
hah! I could see Zither doing the Angus Young hop.
Guys, we're the MP board! Let's finish this kit. I'll start with some possible Passives:
I Put A Spell On You
Playing a song succesfully has a 10% chance of paralyzing an enemy
Blue Suede Shoes
Whenever ZITHER! is set as the active character, all chest have an increased Rare item droprate
Ballroom Blitz
All Lightning damage dealt by ZITHER! is increased by 5% in the Orlesian Chateau
Sexual Healing
Clipping through a group member will heal 1 HP per second
We need to get rid of April Fools. So sick of every article I read today in every capacity being fake. Going to kill someone soon.
If this is for real, it sounds pretty cool actually. But I will believe it when I see it tomorrow.
What's with the all caps name? Has Biowre been reading about LARRY SANDERS!
OF COURSE IT'S FAKE IT HAS ABILITIES CALLED LITTLE KNIGHT MUSIC AND MARK OF THE RIFF
*breathes*
...so, with that said... The Bard may still be a thing.
I wonder if they planted the guy on Reddit to "find" the bard stuff, making this such an elaborate ruse that it makes me want to kill myself.
I really hope they didn't put more effort into a hoax rather than actual MP content.
We need to get rid of April Fools. So sick of every article I read today in every capacity being fake.
Apparantly not everything. The amazon dash button is real. Guncats app is real. LoL's URF mode is real (temporary event).
I still wish the Bard was as cool as this ad claimed though. I can only hope.
I really hope they didn't put more effort into a hoax rather than actual MP content.
Marketing is a different department. Probably.
Nug Elope. So amazing.
Apparantly not everything. The amazon dash button is real. Guncats app is real. LoL's URF mode is real (temporary event).
I still wish the Bard was as cool as this ad claimed though. I can only hope.
I've been reading a lot of sports stories and I seem to forget every 5 minutes that it's April 1. That and the stories seem like they could be legit. I need to go home
Don't freaking tell me all the bard assets found in the Dragonslayer DLC were for a freaking April fools joke.
Edit: No, just no.
We all like to laugh, but these kinds of elaborate stunts complete with fully functioning web pages do make me angry.
Why?
Because we cannot get consistent and accurate information on patches, how abilities actually work, what's in a DLC, and so forth.
You see this all the time at many companies: employees more excited to work on April Fool's / United Way Fundraising / whatever, rather than their real work. As a manger, you need to figure out why that is. Capture that excitement and make real work just as exciting to, er, work on.
Don't freaking tell me all the bard assets found in the Dragonslayer DLC was for a freaking April fools joke.
I guess its better than them revealing Dragonslayer as a joke. We still have that sliver of hope. But then again, the night is still young.
I really hope they didn't put more effort into a hoax rather than actual MP content.
If they did, ... well, I doubt alot of people would be happy.
Considering there are other found assets that weren't used... and that the difficulty addition of putting all the bosses on the same wave is reflective of a type of difficulty that existed in the Mass Effect MP... I think it's a safe assumption that what we're seeing today is stuff pulled from what they were building for the next DLC and not stuff created specifically for today...
At least, I'd like to think of this as a taste of things to come, not the end of what's in store for us...
Oh I wish it wasn't today, because it actually sounds like a great support class if indeed it wasn't April 1.
After playing as my chanter in Pillars of Eternity I wouldn't actually mind a serious take on a bard/support character for DAMP.
The "remember the song" mechanic seems amazing....they really should keep that when this becomes a real thing.
The Virtuoso’s gameplay is very different from existing Inquisition classes.
Obviously a joke announcement.
The "remember the song" mechanic seems amazing....they really should keep that when this becomes a real thing.
Yeah, if/when we get a bard class, I would love to have a mechanic that allowed for a series of overlapping passive buffs that culminated in an invocation spell depending on which 'chants' you used…...
I may have been playing Pillars of Eternity too much ![]()