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Dekibra

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... you wait for the Heal on Kill to kick in while playing ME3MP :blink:


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Zorinho20_CRO

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When you avoid ham irl


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Silversmurf

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...your wife says you don't love me, you "like" me.


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Kalas Magnus

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cant believe people still play me3.


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Dekibra

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cant believe people still play me3.

 

they do and they are many


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Zorinho20_CRO

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they do and they are many

And it is easier to find lobby than in DAMP.

No region lock,so you can find players at any time you want.


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ALTBOULI

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When you hold the Elevator for your boss and shout Over here friend!
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Kapsejs

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...when you're at the zoo and scream in horror at the sight of a buffalo.


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Zorinho20_CRO

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When you hold the Elevator for your boss and shout Over here friend!

lol



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cant believe people still play me3.

 

^This

 

When you hold the Elevator for your boss and shout Over here friend!

 

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool



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Kenny Bania

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When you hold the Elevator for your boss and shout Over here friend!

 

I lol'd

 

OT - When you move on to something else cos it's mind numbingly boring with exactly the same content we started out with months ago.


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...when you jam a piton into the floor and tie a rope around your waist, prior to chatting up a lady at the pub.


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Kapsejs

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When you think it's safe to stand in the middle of a bonfire your friend made.


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Teophne

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When instead of eating your jellybeans you get a sudden urge to throw them on the floor.


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mrs_anomaly

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When you have someone try to small talk you in some queue or line in public and you put on a shitty French accent and sneer.


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When you try to fit pug life into anything and everything you do.

In a Ferrari or jaguar switching four lanes
Top down screamin out pugging aint a thang.(jay d and Jay z - money ain't a thing)



<-- has pug lyfe tattoo on belly.
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When you win at basketball and stand in the middle of the court with your hands raised in the air slowing turning in a circle.
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someone mentions AW you start spamming RB even though your an assassin.... 



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When you break all the pots in your house only to find they STAY broken.


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When you keep wondering why you agreed to go there.


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When you start using the banter in normal conversation 

 

'Well, how's everyone doing today?'

'I never thought I'd say this, but...'


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... your enthusiasm has morphed into burning, crushing disappointment. You look at posts you made earlier this year and cringe. Every announcement is underpinned by the knowledge that half of it will be affected by bugs and inaccuracies, and that the core systems aren't built for long term survival.

And yet, you hang on, because you're a sadist.
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mrs_anomaly

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... your enthusiasm has morphed into burning, crushing disappointment. You look at posts you made earlier this year and cringe. Every announcement is underpinned by the knowledge that half of it will be affected by bugs and inaccuracies, and that the core systems aren't built for long term survival.

And yet, you hang on, because you're a sadist.

 

Take a vacation? 


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... your enthusiasm has morphed into burning, crushing disappointment. You look at posts you made earlier this year and cringe. Every announcement is underpinned by the knowledge that half of it will be affected by bugs and inaccuracies, and that the core systems aren't built for long term survival.

And yet, you hang on, because you're a sadist.

 

You're a masochist, but I enjoy your tears.

 

Also a matter of interpretation too-- something to the effect of, I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me, and 90% how I react to it.


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Robbiesan

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When you speak like the Hunter a lot IRL, saying "Nicely done!" whether it was or not, just cause you like the voice so much.

 

When you go to watch the TV series: Ghost Adventures, and you reach for a Spirit Resistance Potion beforehand.

 

When you help an old lady cross the road, and fully expect the ungrateful sod to call you a menial, because she almost got hit by a car, but it really was her fault for being so slow.

 

When you are standing in a long lineup and you think how effectively Long Shot and Walking Bomb would take care of these enemy units in an awful hurry.

 

When you think how cool it would be to hang with the Alchemist and eat way too many deep mushrooms, while enjoying the colour/color (for you NextArishok!) spectrum of the jelly beans you have thrown all the floor, while giggling your mutha*!@&ing asses off.

 

When you see a big spider and imagine it has health and shield bars.

 

When you see someone in a hoody and immediately think it's a Despair Demon, and you try to find cover to avoid their stream of cold, while hoping the Assassin is in position and ready to use Twin Fangs on the imminent threat, and glare at people looking at you with that "wtf dude?" look.

 

When you a drunk laying face down on the sidewalk and you want to revive (perhaps even teabag) them; but since you can't, you toss them a few pieces of gold.

 

Edit: Just rememeber to add this one:  When you think how cool IRL it would be to be a mutha*!@&ing sorcerer!!


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