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#26
Spectr61

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When going back to ME3MP, permagrin and unbounded excitement occur because you can actually MOVE and AIM..
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Spectr61

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When going back to ME3MP, permagrin and unbounded excitement occur because you can actually MOVE and AIM..

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When the cashier at the grocery store asks how you're doing today and you tell them about your rash.

When you speak like the Hunter a lot IRL, saying "Nicely done!" whether it was or not, just cause you like the voice so much.


I could listen to the Hunter patronize young people all day :wub:
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ParthianShotX

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you start evaluating "isolated" targets for the +50% damage


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you start evaluating "isolated" targets for the +50% damage

 

I've always wondered what is "isolated" in DAMP terms? How big a distance from other targets?



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When you come home from the grocery store and start throwing away whatever you have more than one of.

When you yell "Go teamwork!" after sex
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Drasca

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I've always wondered what is "isolated" in DAMP terms? How big a distance from other targets?

 

When they're not nut-to-butt with the other enemies... which then raises the questions. Do they have nuts? Do they have butts? The pride demon has a butt, but probably no butthole, contrary to his name (unless that is his face, which in case he would be a buttface).

 

In all seriousness that radius is really generous, and you can pretty much assume you'll have the damage bonus at all times.


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Kenny Bania

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When you come home from the grocery store and start throwing away whatever you have more than one of.

 

Or throw away everything.



#34
TheMindKiller

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Or throw away everything.

Except for the grape soda.

 

Gotta hold onto the purples.


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Kenny Bania

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Except for the grape soda.

Gotta hold onto the purples.


Not all of em are worthwhile though.

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SofaJockey

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when you leap backwards if you see someone kneel down...


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Robbiesan

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when you leap backwards if you see someone kneel down...

 

and every shot is blocked... ok, except one for 60dps


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Pee Jae

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... you boot up the game, go into mp, check the store for the free chest from last week's challenge completion, salvage everything, then exit the game.


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TheMindKiller

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Not all of em are wothwhile though.

Eggplant?



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I haven't played it enough, so I am yet to experience these crazy symptoms.
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Dr. hoovsbin

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You decide to go back and play a few ME3MP games and find yourself crippled because:

 

1)  you no longer can see where the enemies are on your 'radar' 

2)  you waste a mook and you think WTH when your health bar doesn't regenerate at all

3)  you go down and forget to start pounding the space bar to extend your perimortal state

4)  you forget there are MEDGELS in ME3MP

5)  2 banshees are chasing down your Krogan and you reach for BEES


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You don't know, since you can't!



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SofaJockey

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...4)  you forget there are MEDGELS in ME3MP.

 

They must be like Healing Potions then.

Does everyone get to use Jars of Awakened Seeker Swarms? 


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When you dream about entering the Elven Ruins on your way to work  :lol:

When you talk to your RL friends with DAMP's banters just to see them WTFing.

 


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Geth Supremacy

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cant believe people still play me3.

 

On my console I would say more people play ME3 than DAI.  I wish there was somewhere that we can see the online numbers.  Just the speed rooms fill up and how much you see the same people.

 

I think ME3 is the superior game and what I prefer to play.  Even small features like match time are removed from DAI.  I mean yes there are improvements made in DAI, but as a whole.....give me ME3MP


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When you come home from work in the middle of a graveyard shift because you have an eye infection that's acting up and also a terrible headache due to tense shoulders but instead of going to bed after the shower you sit on the sofa and read BSN for half an hour.

 

True story btw, but ends now. I need the sleep.



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cant believe people still play me3.

Actually, the player base may still be bigger for ME3MP than DAMP.


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Most likely, but DAMP is cool, only the pipeline is way too long.



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When your dreams involve spamming Firestorm.

 

not gonna lie-mine have :/


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I had a really weird dream where I was trying to herd my cats through a cooperative dungeon style RPG like DAMP that I had made in my basement and they just weren't cooperating. I may need to take a break...
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