"Eddard Stark! I thought you got your head cut off?"
"I got better."
"Oh ok. Well that settles it we will never ask any more questions that explains everything!"
If Bioware wrote Game of Thrones.
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:32
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"Eddard Stark! I thought you got your head cut off?"
"I got better."
"Oh ok. Well that settles it we will never ask any more questions that explains everything!"
Um no.
It is an immutable rule of the universe that any character played by Sean Bean, other than British soldiers, must die.
Such a result would spell the end of the universe as we know.
Everything would go pear shaped and the world we live in would be replaced by a world where a Kardashian ran United Nations controlled every aspect of our lives. Lady Gaga would have a goatee. And no one wants that.
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:33
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I would have stopped reading/watching quite a while ago.
"Then Tyrion found a magic sword in his fathers shitter and used it to kill Cersei, Tommen and every other person he hates."
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:40
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People would rage when they found out the sexuality of the characters.
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:40
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I would have stopped reading/watching quite a while ago.
"Then Tyrion found a magic sword in his fathers shitter and used it to kill Cersei, Tommen and every other person he hates."
Hey he doesn't hate Tommen. He actually quite liked his Brother's kids (other than Joffrey).
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:41
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Hey he doesn't hate Tommen. He actually quite liked his Brother's kids (other than Joffrey).
Yeah but Bioware doesn't care
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:42
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Um no.
It is an immutable rule of the universe that any character played by Sean Bean, other than British soldiers, must die.
Such a result would spell the end of the universe as we know.
Everything would go pear shaped and the world we live in would be replaced by a world where a Kardashian ran United Nations controlled every aspect of our lives. Lady Gaga would have a goatee. And no one wants that.
Odysseus in Troy. He was Ithacan.
And he didn't die....
Lady Gaga would have a goatee. And no one wants that.
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:46
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Odysseus in Troy. He was Ithacan.
And he didn't die....
That's my point, exactly. We are already teetering on the brink of disaster. One more such role and disaster will ensue.
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:48
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That's my point, exactly. We are already teetering on the brink of disaster. One more such role and disaster will ensue.
But...There's been quite a few since then. 
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:50
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But...There's been quite a few since then.
Just more nails in the coffin. 
And have you looked at the state of the world? Can't you see how we are paying for it?
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:50
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That's my point, exactly. We are already teetering on the brink of disaster. One more such role and disaster will ensue.
He may be dead on screen but he's alive in our hearts.
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:51
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Just more nails in the coffin.
And have you looked at the state of the world? Can't you see how we are paying for it?
Well, I mean, it's raining here... But Australia's not that bad.
I think what we must truly pay for is that Birds of Prey Batman Spin-Off.
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:55
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And everyone would have superpowers, so the non-mages wouldn't feel left out.
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 04:03
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We should have a real main character.
MC: "[Insert name] Lannister you have failed the seven kingdoms!!!"
The every Lannister: "Eeek!"
Then the community: "Crap, Bioware! This sounds familiar to us!"
Bioware's devs: "Whoops! Aah... Ok, don't mind! We explain everything at the next DLC!"
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Posté 02 avril 2015 - 04:05
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Lord PC you must unite Westeros to save the world from the evil White Walkers!
Okay, but first, why isn't Sansa an LI?
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#18
Posté 02 avril 2015 - 04:08
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Are you trying to give me nightmares Pogo?
Tywin would be incompetent, Jamie would be gay and Cersei would be the brains behind the Lanister family. Brienne would be a transgender male despite the fact that female warriors are now common and no longer discriminated against.
Robb Stark would be the obnoxious goofy cute guy and would successfully convince Stannis and Renly to drop their feud and fight as allies of House Stark, the Red Wedding would end with Walder Frey cursing House Stark as he lay dying in a pool of his own blood and Robb Stark and his Wife would live to fight another day.
