Beerfish: Okay, here we go into a lobby I go.
BioWare: There you are good sir you are the host enjoy your game!
Beerfish: Uh I don't want to be host, if I did I would start a lobby.
BioWare: Ohhhh, okay, gotcha, sorry about that, let's try again. I have just made you the host! Is that better sir?
Beerfish: Wait, I just told you I don;t want to be host, despite having 'good' Internet people have lag in my games thus I join theirs.
BioWare: Ahhh! okay that makes sense, so you do not want to be the host, you want to join a game right?
Beerfish: Right!
BioWare: There you go! You are the host and now you can play our awesome game!
Beerfish: Are you not listening? If I wanted to host I would create a game! And you do realize each time I have to start again I have to manually reset the map to random right?
BioWare: Dave, we really do think you should be the host.
Beerfish: Dave? You just said that line in the voice of a HAL 9000.
BioWare: No I didn't!
Beerfish: Can you please just send me to a game, in a lobby, hosted by someone else. I don't mind waiting for a while to connect to a lobby or an existing game, you know like good ole ME3MP.
BioWare: Listen you litte shi*! We have gone to great lengths to put this feature in that assumes you would rather host than not host. You are going use it and you are going to like it!
Beerfish: Okay, okay. I'll go to threatening instead.
BioWare: Ungrateful little schmucks.