Feb. 16, 2183
Looks like being an N7 is finally paying off. I just got called up to help oversee a shakedown run on a state-of-the-art frigate. Captain Anderson personally requested my as his XO, not to shabby. The guy's a legend. I got briefed about the ship this morning. They told me how it's got like, SUPER stealth and it's running this crazy complicated drive core.... i forget what they called it. They got all technical and (EXPLETIVE DELETED) so i kinda spaced out half-way through the Powerpoint. Suffice it to say, the ship looks pretty bad-ass.
Also, i heard there's gonna be a Spectre on board. Seems sketchy. but screw it. I just hope it's an Asari Spectre, those (EXPLETIVE DELETED) are baaaaaaad. I wonder if their head tentacles flop around when you're (EXPLETIVE DELETED) 'em. If i play this (EXPLETIVE DELETED) right, maybe i'll find out... #CRUSHASS!
Truth be told, I don't really care, as long as it's not a Turian. I can't stand those uppity (EXPLETIVE DELETED). "Ugggh, look at me! I'm all Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuriannnnnnn and (EXPLETIVE DELETED)! Honor and dignity ftw!" Retarded bird lizards with Napoleon complexes is more like it... (EXPLETIVE DELETED) (EXPLETIVE DELETED)...
Anywhoo, i ship out tomorrow. Time to get some rack time. 
Diary!
Feb. 17, 2183
FML, the Spectre is a (EXPLETIVE DELETED) Turian...
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