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[Terminator Force]

33.

And I still get asked for ID in Tescos for beer.

So I guess I look 24 then.

 

So that's what Tescos is. A beer store... why not just call them all "The Beer Store" like we do in Canada?

 

 

And ID problem? No Problemo. Grow some facial hair. Works everytime... heck, you can go in one day without facial hair, get ID'd. Then a few days later with facial hair and your luck pitting you against the same guy again - but this time he space magically doesn't ask you for ID? True story.

 

If you're female and require some facial hair. No problemo also. Ask your doctor if Testosterone Enanthate is for you. Side effects; big muscles.

[7twozero]

I'm over 40 so if I outscore any of you kids with your fast reflexes and your hippity hop music and your backwards hats then you should feel really ashamed.

[Caineghis2500]

Well if I count my many lives I'd say about 900+ years old

[SethGecko]

So that's what Tescos is. A beer store... why not just call them all "The Beer Store" like we do in Canada?


And ID problem? No Problemo. Grow some facial hair. Works everytime... heck, you can go in one day without facial hair, get ID'd. Then a few days later with facial hair and your luck pitting you against the same guy again - but this time he space magically doesn't ask you for ID? True story.

If you're female and require some facial hair. No problemo also. Ask your doctor if Testosterone Enanthate is for you. Side effects; big muscles.

I try frowning at the checkout people to increase my forehead wrinkles. And sometimes I pretend to call grandchildren on my phone. But they are savvy and have become self-aware of my tactics.

Indoctrinated, I say.

...Arial bombardment required.

[Darth Volus]

I try frowning at the checkout people to increase my forehead wrinkles. And sometimes I pretend to call grandchildren on my phone. But they are savvy and have become self-aware of my tactics.

Indoctrinated, I say.

...Arial bombardment required.

 

NO TIME FOR ARIAL BOMBARDMENT 

[Terminator Force]

^ Affirmative. Your better off getting as hammered as possible, then giving them a full load of your drunken master chit chat powers.

[DonMarfil]

Turned 50 this week.

 

Don't know if i already answered to this topic (so many of them, and i'm too lazy to crawl through 12 pages to find out).

[TheTechnoTurian]

i'm 25, still waiting for a growth spurt so people stop thinking i'm 14 but it's been slow in coming 

 

luckily on the basis of maturity i'm still 14 

 

I'm still 25 and still waiting on a goddamn growth spurt

[larsdt]

41. Mentally I'm still stuck in the early 90's listening to grunge music and recalling Brett Favre uplifting the Packers to glory once again.

 

I usually don't get grumpy unless you kids don't turn OFF your f***in' cell phones in my vicinity!

[geezer117]

Never got past 21 in any of my past lives. I was 30 once. 

[Caineghis2500]

Never got past 21 in any of my past lives. I was 30 once. 

You believe in that? 

[Best VolusSupport NA]

I'm 18.

[TMB903]

Dirty 30 here.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

WE TURN 32 NEXT MONTH!! WE GOT SCALE ITCH!! WE DIE SOON!

[RidiculousMammal]

Happy birthday!

 

And my age is... what year is it again? Oh yeah! Turning 35 this August.

 

  35?  no way.  Explain your posts then.  Geez and you have the ballz to tell me I'm lying about my identity?!

[hong]

NO TIME FOR ARIAL BOMBARDMENT 

[Terminator Force]

  35?  no way.  Explain your posts then.  Geez and you have the ballz to tell me I'm lying about my identity?!

 

I'm totally legit. I assure you. I was activated and sent back in time the same day as August 26 1980. So yes, that means I too have Virgo qualities. Prepare for Judgement Day. ... Just don't ask me why I still get ID'd for The Beer Store when I shave...

[KaiserShep]

33, which is like 70-something in salarian years.

[Alfonsedode]

I'm still 25 and still waiting on a goddamn growth spurt

keep the faith, i ll come

[Terminator Force]

^ For the last time, it's called Test... oh wait. She's a grill... well, that's though luck. Grills stop growing after age 16.

[Fuenf789]

...

Since we're not native to the language, double wordplay must be forgiven... unless u really meant it?

[Darth Volus]

 

That was the joke 

[Salarian Master Race]

I'm totally legit. I assure you. I was activated and sent back in time the same day as August 26 1980. So yes, that means I too have Virgo qualities. Prepare for Judgement Day. ... Just don't ask me why I still get ID'd for The Beer Store when I shave...

 

Conversely, I was buying cigarettes when I was 13 because my beard was so manly

[RidiculousMammal]

I'm totally legit. I assure you. I was activated and sent back in time the same day as August 26 1980. So yes, that means I too have Virgo qualities. Prepare for Judgement Day. ... Just don't ask me why I still get ID'd for The Beer Store when I shave...

 

  Probably because you showed up without pants on.

[Dalakaar]

Conversely, I was buying cigarettes when I was 13 because my beard was so manly

Waaaait a minute, at 13 you're legal to buy anything on any Salarian world anyways. You're like, 30 in human years.