"I hate myself with the burning intensity of 10,000 suns..."
- Mybudgee
"I hate myself with the burning intensity of 10,000 suns..."
- Mybudgee
Shut up and go make me a sandwich, for God's sake.
And don't forget the mayo!

Bright slaps are the only thing you get.
“I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because it's alive when you kill it.”
"**** this ****. I'm just going to start drinking early. When my ****** brings me my sammich!" - Johnnie Walker.
"I do this for the real creators of life: Women" -Uso Ewin.
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Okay, serious one then.
"Only entropy comes easy."
Guest_Corvus I_*
I'd take that seriously if I were not apathetic.Okay, serious one then.
"Only entropy comes easy."
Super serious/ real talk:
"I take advantage of women's daddy issues for my own gratification"
-Mybudgee
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"I don't see either gender as particularly more abominable, if women appear less so its because they've been idealized and given less opportunity to demonstrate it throughout history" - Heimdall
I did actually write that in the mass effect forums yesterday, in response to a guy making misandrist comments about men being abominations.
Ophiuchus: "Are you embarrassed when a bug sees you naked?" - C Ange
Ukki wrote this while his wife was watching his monitor!
Man, you psychic or what? Scary.
She was.
Chivalry is a crock of horse-feathers
I challenge Mybudgee to a duel. Su Lu Pi
I challenge Mybudgee to a duel. Su Lu Pi
I accept

I just rolled a 20.