Romance
#1
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 02:55
I'm kidding I can't do this. LOCK AWAY
#2
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 03:59
Guest_Donkson_*
I'd like to say that...
I'm kidding I can't do this. LOCK AWAY
Was this a social experiment to see how many people would click? ![]()
#3
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 04:34
Was this a social experiment to see how many people would click?
Curses! Foiled by a desire demon!
#4
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 04:40
Guest_Donkson_*
Curses! Foiled by a desire demon!
I'm tempted to copy your idea now.
#5
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 06:18
What you need to do is make another thread titled 'Cheese' and see which one is more popular.
#6
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 07:01
What you need to do is make another thread titled 'Cheese' and see which one is more popular.
Probably cheese at this point, because it would eventually degrade to a debate about stupid inside jokes in DA. Then folks defending that. Then someone would mention that the King/Queen of Warden was missing, because of Ferelden's references about cheese. So naturally, folks will want the Warden back, and an inevitable debate about silent vs voiced protagonist will start.
Meanwhile folks will state that the stinky cheese jokes were when the series started to suck. Then it would be a fight between DA:I fans and those that disliked the game. Then someone will bring up how ugly Cass is, and that surely all straight men must think alike. Then the words "sexist" and "hater" and stuff like SJW and "you're a typical straight guy" being used insults will come. Eventually folks will spam gifs in-between the fights for humor and the thread will get locked due to derailing and insults.
- eyezonlyii aime ceci
#7
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 07:17
I'd like to say that...
I'm kidding I can't do this. LOCK AWAY
So you're saying to don't want to lock in a romance with me? ![]()
#8
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 08:19
X is beautiful you shallow and pathetic.
#9
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 08:48
I have romanced only Cullen this far, but I'm planning Dorian, Cass, Iron Bull and Solas as well. Cullen wasn't really my thing, but his romance still had some nice scenes like the one beside the lake. I'm excepting Dorian's to be more fitting romance though or maybe IB's, in terms of being more fun ![]()
I have this one dwarf lady I wanted to romance Sera with, but I kinda don't like her enough, she's just big question mark to me, so she's without romance. Maybe I could romance IB with her, but I'm not sure if that would be good fit though.. In other hand I haven't still come up with character for Cassandra.
And because the game is still lacking this: I want small romance with Gaspard, make it happen Bioware
He would be quite ideal, charming, handsome, has good sense of humour and is positive. What would woman want more of man? ![]()
Wait, what? Wasn't this thread for rambling randomly about romances ![]()
#10
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 09:03
I have romanced only Cullen this far, but I'm planning Dorian, Cass, Iron Bull and Solas as well. Cullen wasn't really my thing, but his romance still had some nice scenes like the one beside the lake. I'm excepting Dorian's to be more fitting romance though or maybe IB's, in terms of being more fun
I have this one dwarf lady I wanted to romance Sera with, but I kinda don't like her enough, she's just big question mark to me, so she's without romance. Maybe I could romance IB with her, but I'm not sure if that would be good fit though.. In other hand I haven't still come up with character for Cassandra.
And because the game is still lacking this: I want small romance with Gaspard, make it happen Bioware
He would be quite ideal, charming, handsome, has good sense of humour and is positive. What would woman want more of man?
Wait, what? Wasn't this thread for rambling randomly about romances
I was surprised noble human can't marry. Nor Gaspard nor Celene are married
#11
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 09:11
I was surprised noble human can't marry. Nor Gaspard nor Celene are married
We could marry Anora so why not Celene or Gaspard? I think political marriage would have enforced Inquisition's and Orlais' ties even further and be politically beneficial for both parties. Oh well, maybe Bioware just didn't want story to go that way, although it would have been cool.
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#12
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 10:40
Guest_Donkson_*
Probably cheese at this point, because it would eventually degrade to a debate about stupid inside jokes in DA. Then folks defending that. Then someone would mention that the King/Queen of Warden was missing, because of Ferelden's references about cheese. So naturally, folks will want the Warden back, and an inevitable debate about silent vs voiced protagonist will start.
Meanwhile folks will state that the stinky cheese jokes were when the series started to suck. Then it would be a fight between DA:I fans and those that disliked the game. Then someone will bring up how ugly Cass is, and that surely all straight men must think alike. Then the words "sexist" and "hater" and stuff like SJW and "you're a typical straight guy" being used insults will come. Eventually folks will spam gifs in-between the fights for humor and the thread will get locked due to derailing and insults.
Is this a synopsis for a future BSN soap drama?
#13
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 02:43
So you're saying to don't want to lock in a romance with me?
Nah. I gotta keep a pretty good reputation in this forum.
#14
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 02:45
We could marry Anora so why not Celene or Gaspard? I think political marriage would have enforced Inquisition's and Orlais' ties even further and be politically beneficial for both parties. Oh well, maybe Bioware just didn't want story to go that way, although it would have been cool.
I think we can't marry Celene or Gaspard because for the former, I'm pretty sure she still had a thing for Briala (Was that her name?) and we're in the middle of a war. Same goes for Gaspard. And we also kinda just met...
#15
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 02:46
What you need to do is make another thread titled 'Cheese' and see which one is more popular.
I got my one warning point for pulling a stunt like that ![]()
#16
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 03:00
I think we can't marry Celene or Gaspard because for the former, I'm pretty sure she still had a thing for Briala (Was that her name?) and we're in the middle of a war. Same goes for Gaspard. And we also kinda just met...
But the same thing goes with Anora, there is war going on and we just met her as well. And I'm talking of political marriage so Briala shouldn't matter.
#17
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 03:02
But the same thing goes with Anora, there is war going on and we just met her as well. And I'm talking of political marriage so Briala shouldn't matter.
True, true.
#18
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 04:12
Nah. I gotta keep a pretty good reputation in this forum.
Oh...okay. I...understand.
...
#19
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 04:15
We could marry Anora so why not Celene or Gaspard? I think political marriage would have enforced Inquisition's and Orlais' ties even further and be politically beneficial for both parties. Oh well, maybe Bioware just didn't want story to go that way, although it would have been cool.
not the same but you can get into the panties of a minister for greater good.
#20
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 04:17
Guest_Donkson_*
not the same but you can get into the panties of a minister for greater good.
I love you Doc. This made me laugh way harder than I should have.
#21
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 05:20
I think we can't marry Celene or Gaspard because for the former, I'm pretty sure she still had a thing for Briala (Was that her name?) and we're in the middle of a war. Same goes for Gaspard. And we also kinda just met...
It's irrelevant what Celene or Gaspard wants. Actually I don't understand Celene is 37 years and not even married, I don't even talk about, she don't have heir. For someone who play "game" she forget most important think. When i play crusader kings 2 I try to have at least 5 kids to be safe.
War makes it even more sense to marry. Inquisition support in war would be great.
Just met. So what, it's politics. Celene wanted to marry King of Ferelden. Not Cailan not Alistair. Any king as long as it Ferleden king. Well this is probably biggest problem. we definetly not king, and we not even Ferelden or Orlais noble. But if mage can become Divine, why Barkspawn can be my champion ![]()
#22
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 06:39
Is this a synopsis for a future BSN soap drama?
Nah, that's a Tuesday on the forums. ![]()
- eyezonlyii aime ceci
#23
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 06:54
Guest_Donkson_*
Nah, that's a Tuesday on the forums.
LOL just Tuesday? More like every day. ![]()
#24
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 09:31
LOL just Tuesday? More like every day.
Every few hours, truly.





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