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[Cha0sEff3ct]

In Dragon Age: Awakening at Kal'Hirol what exactly are the Broodmothers doing in that pit below???

 

On second thought, maybe I don't want to know...

[BronzTrooper]

In Dragon Age: Awakening at Kal'Hirol what exactly are the Broodmothers doing in that pit below???

 

On second thought, maybe I don't want to know...

 

Well, when a broodmother and a daddy darkspawn love each other very much.....

 

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... I should go  

[Heimerdinger]

In Dragon Age: Awakening at Kal'Hirol what exactly are the Broodmothers doing in that pit below???

 

On second thought, maybe I don't want to know...

 

They were filming scenes for "Broodmother Lesbian Orgy 2010 Disc 1 HD 1080p"

 

*This thread is wrong on so many levels.

[Toasted Llama]

They were filming scenes for "Broodmother Lesbian Orgy 2010 Disc 1 HD 1080p"

 

*This thread is wrong on so many levels.

I thought they were setting up websites and facebook accounts to tell you that a single, sexy young Broodmother lives in Anonymous Proxy just like you!

[turuzzusapatuttu]

I thought they were setting up websites and facebook accounts to tell you that a single, sexy young Broodmother lives in Anonymous Proxy just like you!

 

Setting up???

 

So, those were all lies. There's no broodmother waiting for me in sexy lingerie...

 

[Toasted Llama]

Setting up???

 

So, those were all lies. There's no broodmother waiting for me in sexy lingerie...

Well look what they just asked me to sent you!

 

 

Looks like you have one waiting for you!


edit: are broodmother nipples allowed on BSN? o.o'

[Char]

This was exactly the laugh I needed this morning

[JeffZero]

Having only just now discovered this thread, I...

 

...no, I don't have any words. Let's just leave it with "I..."

[Char]

They were filming scenes for "Broodmother Lesbian Orgy 2010 Disc 1 HD 1080p"
 
*This thread is wrong on so many levels.

So for female wardens the Calling is really just a casting call.

Awesome.

One day, you're a regular destructive force wreaking havoc, the next a many-breasted adult film star. The reality TV series just writes itself. Maybe we could get Hespith to narrate?

[Bayonet Hipshot]

What about a Darkspawn orgy ? Romance...That's been done to death...What about Darkspawn orgies ? 

[Char]

What about a Darkspawn orgy ? Romance...That's been done to death...What about Darkspawn orgies ?

Only if someone invites the ogre. An orgy just isn't complete without an ogre.

[Cha0sEff3ct]

Having only just now discovered this thread, I...

 

...no, I don't have any words. Let's just leave it with "I..."

I for Inspired? Impressed? Infatuated? 

[Toasted Llama]

I for Inspired? Impressed? Infatuated? 

I for Ilovethisidea Intense.

 

[BountyhunterGER]

Well look what they just asked me to sent you!

 

 

Looks like you have one waiting for you!


edit: are broodmother nipples allowed on BSN? o.o'

MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!

[Melcolloien]

I fell yesterday and might have a crack in my arm, I am in serious pain and have been in a terrible mood all day...Right now I am laughing, thank you for this!

[megageeklizzy]

Why does this thread exist?  Seriously, darkspawn romance?  Are you people out of your minds?  I mean...maybe something like what happens to Tamlen, have your romance become a darkspawn or something like that.  But romancing a darkspawn seems...unclean? Imprudent? I can't think of the right word to describe how disturbing it would be.  On the other hand, I love the picture of the broodmother in bikinis.  Imagine how weird the camera angles for those sex scenes would look.

[Just Here For Popcorns]

Well look what they just asked me to sent you!

 

 

Looks like you have one waiting for you!


edit: are broodmother nipples allowed on BSN? o.o'

That's hot!

[ForgottenWarrior]

STOP telling me what i wan't, it's ****** annoying even as a joke.

[The Qun & the Damned]

stop including me in this, I don't want to lick that kind of taint

[ModernAcademic]

Andraste preserve me

 

[turuzzusapatuttu]

Well look what they just asked me to sent you!

 

 

Looks like you have one waiting for you!


edit: are broodmother nipples allowed on BSN? o.o'

 

OH MY GOD YOU MADE MY DAY!

 

 

Now I need to lock myself in the bathroom for a couple of minutes...   

[Kiesae]

The people of Thedas have been blinded by their irrational hatred of Darkspawn. This new companion will show the player that not all Darkspawn are mindless monsters aiming for destruction. "Yes, I would consider myself a patriot. I deeply love my underground country and my people. But we can be so much better." In a gripping romance, the protagonist learns to appreciate the unique cultural viewpoints of a misunderstood race, and the passion that only those born below can offer. Sit in the tavern singing Darkspawn songs, and help your companion reform their homeland.

A new era for Thedas begins here.

[BronzTrooper]

No this is stupid, but congrats for managing to keep your troll thread going for this long.

 

There's a difference between a joke thread and a troll thread, you know...

[Bayonet Hipshot]

This gives a lot more meaning to Isabela's "Master your taint" phrase. Perhaps that is a hint for future Darkspawn romance ?