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[GruntKitterhand]

Don't extract, it's ineffective and gives you a false sense of security. Always use protection. Maximize penetration. I suggest a Cyclonic IV for everyone paired with Crusader shotguns with HVB and AP or drill ammo. As far as objectives go, remember to twirl slowly when going down on devices to maximize local awareness and stick close to your escort's round backside to nudge it all the way to the finish. Pound targets relentlessly with missiles. If you follow these tips I'm sure everyone will be fully satisfied with the result, though each session may only last 20 minutes.

 

I genuinely laughed out loud at the emboldened bit.

 

Maybe it's an age thing.   I find as I get older and have to pace myself, the sessions often actually take a lot longer, but are all the more enjoyable for it.  If I don't extract I'll keep on going for another round, but if there's a full extraction I'm pretty much spent.  Partial extractions leave me feeling empty emotionally, so you can be assured I will be working hard to get my teammate(s) with me - sometimes even blasting rockets in all directions during the final seconds. 

 

I'm going to suggest they instead of having a threesome you should have a foursome. That way you can split into two teams of two; and to liven things up you can switch partners between waves. The downside of a threesome is that someone might get left on their own; they become the third wheel.

 

How did I know this would lure you in?!?   

[FireRider100]

I'm so proud of both Shinobu and GruntKitterHand.

[JRandall0308]

I not only chortled, I outright chuckled. Well done.

[7twozero]

I'm going to suggest they instead of having a threesome you should have a foursome. That way you can split into two teams of two; and to liven things up you can switch partners between waves. The downside of a threesome is that someone might get left on their own; they become the third wheel.

... but if you've invited another grill, surely when you've wiped you can just go get a sammich and beer from the fridge an leave them to it?

Well we'll probably each of us plan on going into spectator mode at times to get an objective view of the strategies and moves used by the other two.

[7twozero]

I should add that we're all using basic human kits. All three of us are scrubs at this so we'll probably spend a lot of time going down, but on the plus side it's not a speed run so we're not worried about completion times.

[NuclearTech76]

Just a matter of time before BSN evolves into BDSM. 

[Mindlog]

A good probe is essential. ESSENTIAL.

[7twozero]

Is that.... a meat thermometer?

[NuclearTech76]

A good probe is essential. ESSENTIAL.

Bigger probe is probably needed.

[Quarian Master Race]

My favourite threesome three person squad



 

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

I should add that we're all using basic human kits. 

There's your mistake, right there.

[MajorStupidity]

I should add that we're all using basic human kits. All three of us are scrubs at this so we'll probably spend a lot of time going down, but on the plus side it's not a speed run so we're not worried about completion times.

 

 

There's your mistake, right there.

 

Krogan, Volus, and Geth threeway or GTFO. Also pics or it didn't happen

[Dunmer of Redoran]

My favourite threesome three person squad



 

 

ALMSIVI >>>>>> Admiralty

 

 

You know, before the Heart of Lorkhan got destroyed and two of them died. But who's keeping score?

[Loufi]

I hope you will get an escort, escorts are the best to spice up a trio. A hack, in other words holding a position, can be good too if said position is comfortable for all the partners, so I hope that you will not get the center hack in London. 

 

Playing with devices ? Why not, but you will probably need some gel ! 

[7twozero]

payday

[BIGGLESBY]

I never give just the tip.

[7twozero]

Well it turns out it's more like back to back duos than a trio, but everybody hit all the objectives and made full extraction and that's what counts.

[The NightMan Cometh]

I believe this is the part of this thread where I give you the "Special Forces" speech from Shepard from the MP commercial..but lazy so.... https://youtu.be/nyy5fAFw6UM                 

 

actually, watching any or all of the MP trailers gets me pumped up before going into a session.

[MaxCrushmore]

Git Gud

 

although I have the feeling this advice may not apply for the real topic here ...

[Terminator Force]

I can't believe this topic title actually exists... better stay out of it...