Aller au contenu

Photo

Drunk Alistair


  • Veuillez vous connecter pour répondre
27 réponses à ce sujet

#1
sprite23d

sprite23d
  • Members
  • 29 messages

How do you guys imagine drunk Alistair fate in DAI? I was a little dissapointed that he did not show up, especially after Teagan take him back to Ferelden.



#2
Toasted Llama

Toasted Llama
  • Members
  • 1 469 messages

Death by alcohol poisoning, duh.



#3
sprite23d

sprite23d
  • Members
  • 29 messages

Hmm i dont think so, after all Teagan was saying something about "fresh start".  :P



#4
Bunny

Bunny
  • Members
  • 1 572 messages

He chugs a mug of mead and another mug of mead til he falls down.


  • barkspawnVEVO et Paragonslustre aiment ceci

#5
berelinde

berelinde
  • Members
  • 8 282 messages

He dries out and rejoins the Wardens. IIRC, in my "Loghain killed the archdemon" ending, Alistair was a wandering drunk, and he was the one who showed up in Crestwood. He didn't have a lot of nice things to say about the HoF, however.


  • phaonica et Aren aiment ceci

#6
Robert Cousland

Robert Cousland
  • Members
  • 996 messages

Drunk Alistair died of alcohol and cheese poisoning, he was one of the skeletons we found beside the giant cheese wheels.


  • Lord Bolton aime ceci

#7
SabreTastic

SabreTastic
  • Members
  • 439 messages

Hah, you guys sure are rough on him! Not to say I wasn't miffed when he decided to skip out on me in Denerim that one time.

In spoiler tags because it's breaking the flow of one-liners about Alistair's food/drink preferences. xD

Spoiler


  • sprite23d aime ceci

#8
DarkKnightHolmes

DarkKnightHolmes
  • Members
  • 3 602 messages

Still whiny as always.



#9
phaonica

phaonica
  • Members
  • 3 435 messages

There is some text in a DAI talktable that isn't found in the game. Might be a bugged codex:

 

"Rumored to be King Maric of Ferelden’s bastard son, there was a moment during the recent Fifth Blight where Alistair could have ascended to the throne. Instead, the throne was given to Queen Anora, daughter of the traitorous Teyrn Loghain—the very man responsible for the death of almost every Grey Warden in Ferelden at the infamous Battle of Ostagar. Disgusted, Alistair abandoned the Grey Wardens, and for years lived in disgraced exile in the Free Marches. Several years ago, Alistair was retrieved from his exile, sobered up, and eventually re-admitted to the Order… though he chose to do so in Orlais rather than his homeland."

 

http://kinlochhold.t...-da-i-talktable


  • sprite23d aime ceci

#10
Aren

Aren
  • Members
  • 3 497 messages

Drunk AListair is returned in Ferelden as a Grey Warden after my Loghain redemption ending.

Now he is A grey Warden an not a child.



#11
legbamel

legbamel
  • Members
  • 2 539 messages

He dries out and rejoins the Wardens. IIRC, in my "Loghain killed the archdemon" ending, Alistair was a wandering drunk, and he was the one who showed up in Crestwood. He didn't have a lot of nice things to say about the HoF, however.

Wait--he what?  Damn, I know what I'm doing in my next world state in the Keep.



#12
phaonica

phaonica
  • Members
  • 3 435 messages

He dries out and rejoins the Wardens. IIRC, in my "Loghain killed the archdemon" ending, Alistair was a wandering drunk, and he was the one who showed up in Crestwood. He didn't have a lot of nice things to say about the HoF, however.

 

Really? I thought Stroud showed up if Loghain killed the archdemon and Alistair was exiled. Huh.



#13
Dai Grepher

Dai Grepher
  • Members
  • 4 675 messages

He does. Stroud is the Warden who shows up if Alistair is a drunk and Loghain is dead. That was my worldstate and Stroud appeared in mine.


  • phaonica aime ceci

#14
phaonica

phaonica
  • Members
  • 3 435 messages

He does. Stroud is the Warden who shows up if Alistair is a drunk and Loghain is dead. That was my worldstate and Stroud appeared in mine.

 

That's what I thought. I'd heard others saying they wished Drunk Alistair had been in the game somewhere, so it seemed odd to hear a claim that he is there after all.



#15
Dai Grepher

Dai Grepher
  • Members
  • 4 675 messages

I think Alistair's presence in DA:I was a challenge for the devs in any case. As King, he should still hear the Calling, but it isn't explained if he does or not. As drunk he should still hear the Calling and in that case he seems to... hide somewhere, I guess. The only version that fits somewhat is the Warden version, but in this case he possibly dies or is lost in the Fade.

 

I wished Alistair had come back as a drunken master type of fighter, sort of like Oghren only with more finesse.

 

But I'm sure he's sober after Teagan helps him. I would guess that he's living with Teagan or possibly crashing at Eamon's estate. I would like to think he would try to make good on his promise to help Goldanna and her kids.



#16
berelinde

berelinde
  • Members
  • 8 282 messages

That's what I thought. I'd heard others saying they wished Drunk Alistair had been in the game somewhere, so it seemed odd to hear a claim that he is there after all.

Maybe I'm mis-remembering. I *thought* I got Alistair in that one... but I'd created two very similar looking inquisitors (and abandoned both playthroughs, but at different points). Maybe I bailed before Abyss on that one and thought it was the other.

 

If I've passed bad info, I apologize.



#17
Dieb

Dieb
  • Members
  • 4 631 messages

Drunk Alistair (or St. Dralistair) is the patron saint of the Drinquisition, and clearly the most desirable of his three possible fates.

 

He died from a combination of liver cirrhosis and a stone mug to the head, and by conjuring both occurences on a daily basis, he is still honored today.


  • thats1evildude et Paragonslustre aiment ceci

#18
turuzzusapatuttu

turuzzusapatuttu
  • Banned
  • 1 080 messages

He ended up in the Drinkquisition.


  • Broganisity et Paragonslustre aiment ceci

#19
jedidotflow

jedidotflow
  • Members
  • 313 messages
He committed suicide, good riddance.


J/K. I made him king in my game.

#20
Bunny

Bunny
  • Members
  • 1 572 messages

He travels the Wilds for a time but returns to Gondor Denerim to be crowned King.



#21
WhoopinYourA55Mate

WhoopinYourA55Mate
  • Banned
  • 481 messages

He got arrested with me last night for drunk driving....it was best date ever.

(By the way don't tell Corypheus I cheated on him ehm  :whistle:)



#22
Guest_Donkson_*

Guest_Donkson_*
  • Guests

He got arrested with me last night for drunk driving....it was best date ever.

(By the way don't tell Corypheus I cheated on him ehm  :whistle:)

 

You harlot!!

 

(You crack me up) :lol:



#23
Ranadiel Marius

Ranadiel Marius
  • Members
  • 2 086 messages

How do you guys imagine drunk Alistair fate in DAI? 

I imagine that his fate is being killed by arrow as he walks out of a bedroom during the mage rebellion overthrowing Taegen. Basically imagine the scene from the Noble Warden origin if you sleep with someone, only he didn't just sleep with someone and he was leaving his room to get a beer.

 

I don't actually expect it to be canon, but it makes me laugh so it is my head canon until he appears or is referenced again.


  • sprite23d aime ceci

#24
WhoopinYourA55Mate

WhoopinYourA55Mate
  • Banned
  • 481 messages

You harlot!!

 

(You crack me up) :lol:

You change your names more then me now!

 

(Tsk Tsk)  <_<



#25
hobbit of the shire

hobbit of the shire
  • Members
  • 363 messages

Alistair can marry Bella in Redcliffe and then get free drinks for life.

 

Never have left him as a drunk, so dunno.  I don't think I have the heart to.