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[Teddie Sage]

Here, you decide the roles of our cherished Dragon Age characters and what they do in that school. It's just a game to kill time and to goof around while we're waiting for news of the franchise.

Those are roles bellow that are to be taken by the characters, here are my personal choices for the lols.
 
Principal: Flemeth
Vice Principal: Solas
Math Teacher: Vivienne
Chemistry Teacher: Anders
English Teacher: Wynne
French Teacher: Leliana
Sassy Spanish Teacher: Zevran
Weird Science Teacher: Sandal
Open-minded Psychologist: Josephine
Too Comfortable Sex Ed Teacher: Isabela
Grumpy Gym Teacher: Aveline
Adorable School Mascot: An alumni's pet, a dog named Dog.
Fishy Counsellor: Sister Petrice, everyone hates her because she's a raaaaaaacist.
Sexy Music Teacher: Cullen
Drunk Home Education Teacher: Oghren, but he's very, very angry about it.
Fabulous Fashion Design Teacher: Vivienne & Dorian
Unhappy Cafeteria Lady/Man: Alistair & Cassandra who'd rather take Aveline's place.
Janitor: Loghain after trying to dominate the world once again.
Anarchist/Rebelleous Art Teacher: Morrigan
Choir Room Freak/Glee Club Teacher: Sassy Gay Hawke, yes I'm throwing some shades at Glee.
Philosophy, Creepy Teacher: Cole
Cheerleaders, Students, etc...
Et Cetera

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Now your turn. If those characters were part of the real world, where would you imagine them?

[BansheeOwnage]

Here, you decide the roles of our cherished Dragon Age characters and what they do in that school. It's just a game to kill time and to goof around while we're waiting for news of the franchise.

Those are roles bellow that are to be taken by the characters, here are my personal choices for the lols.

Sexy Music Teacher: Cullen
 

Unhappy Cafeteria Lady/Man: Alistair & Cassandra who'd rather take Aveline's place.
 

Hahaha I laughed when I saw the bolded part Alistair would be more than happy at the cafeteria though! Think of all the cheeeeeeese!

[Teddie Sage]

I started this seriously then it went crazier and crazier in my mind. Sorry about that. 

[DarkKnightHolmes]

History Teacher: Loghain

[Pensieve]

Morrigan should be the Sex Ed teacher  

[berelinde]

Morrigan is *totally* the art teacher, and she wears Bohemian skirts, accidentally-on-purpose askew blouses, and a mix of clunky modern and vintage jewelry.

 

I snorted at the thought of Anders as the chemistry teacher, passing out safety goggles and telling everyone they really, really don't want to touch that.

 

I see Alistair more as the assistant athletics coach though. Nobody's really sure how he keeps his job since he never comes up with any of the winning plays, but the whole team likes him. Unsurprisingly, whenever there's a disturbance at the back of bus en route to away games, he's usually in the middle of it, looking sheepish and trying not to laugh.

 

Freshman Guidance Counsellor: Grand Cleric Elthina. The kids are all still agonizing over which classes to take, but she pats them on the arm and tells them they have four years to make up their minds, so they flail around aimlessly until it's time to take the SATs, and then they panic.

 

Edit: And Dorian teaches AP Literature. Once a week, his class meets after school to discuss classical representation of modern themes.

[Teddie Sage]

AP Literature seems like a fine place for Dorian. 
Who would you imagine as the students?

[Vesperia58]

Well I hope your school fares well....Cuz Anders as the Chemistry teacher might not be such a good idea
What will he do to free the students...Wonders of Wonders
Also is Alistar cooking cuz he might kill everyone
Just saying..lol

[Teddie Sage]

That was the plan for Alistair.  

[Aquarius121]

Sera can be the unwilling secretary who spends all day with her feet on the desk launching spitballs at Josephine if their offices are combined And I think she'd have a good time answering the phone in funny and inappropriate ways, similar to her introduction at the Winter Palace xD

[Teddie Sage]

^-- Brilliant!

Any thoughts about Blackwall, Varric, Sighrun, Merrill, etc? 

[Chardonney]

Blackwall - Sexy woodshop teacher.

 

Also... Cullen - physical education teacher.

[berelinde]

Varric's the faculty adviser for the school newspaper, of course!

 

Merrill teaches biology and has absolutely no idea why her students occasionally erupt in giggle fits.

 

Sigrun teaches Earth Science, and she absolutely knows why Merrill's students are giggling, but she's too kind to tell Merrill.

[berelinde]

Also, I agree with whoever suggested Loghain as the history teacher. Him and his maps!

[Kammakazi]

Your characters are pretty accurate

[Aquarius121]

Merrill teaching biology sounds good to me, but on the side she could run a special elective class: glass-working.

 

An enthusiastic voice is heard from just outside the classroom: "Today we're going to work on a special project!" In comes Merrill, rolling a large, rickety cart through the door, on which an unwieldy, broken-ass mirror balances precariously. She makes her way to the front of the class and a piece falls off onto the floor and shatters. "Oops..."

 

Lesson one commences.

 

I really like Varric being the newspaper editor! And also the advice columnist.

 

"Dear Varric, I don't know who I am. I can't find my purpose in life, or even why I'm alive. I just don't feel human anymore."

 

"Have you tried tracking down your worst enemy and almost killing him, but not literally because a wise and attractive friend made sure you didn't? And then realizing it wasn't the right thing to do after all and walking away instead? I find that really humanizes a person."

[Panda]

History Teacher: Loghain

 

He would teach pretty biased history

[Teddie Sage]

He would teach pretty biased history

And he would be very passionate and agressive about it, specially with that poor Orlesean descent kid in the back corner of the class.

[4everbubslover]

I hope students don't drink in the dormitory.

[Teddie Sage]

I hope students don't drink in the dormitory.

Surely the home ed teacher would join them...

[turuzzusapatuttu]

Surely the home ed teacher would join them...

 

No doubts about it:

 

[Kallimachus]

School Librarian - Xenon the Antiquarian? or is that too obvious?

 

Also - Sebastian as sex ed. teacher... Abstinence For All!

[Teddie Sage]

School Librarian - Xenon the Antiquarian? or is that too obvious?

 

Also - Sebastian as sex ed. teacher... Abstinence For All!

Isabela: "Sorry my lovely, but I already taken that post... Do you want to play with me tonight?"
Aveline: "W***e."
Isabela: "Go back to your gym, manly hands."
Aveline: "I love you as well, sister."