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Sera... a kick to the balls from Bioware [minor spoilers]


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Andrew256

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So, when I begin to play any game, I try not to read any guides beforehand and figure things out on my own. I did see a list of companions beforehand, though, and immediately was attracted to Sera, and decided that I'll definetely want to romance her. I started as a male...

 

After I first met her, I was not disappoint. I found her personality and actions very likable, although silly at times, and tried to gain her approval through out like 80% of the game, disregarding approval of any other characters with romance options. I even conscripted mages against my wishes just to gain Sera approval. When I was nearing the finale, I became suspicious, because I sided with Sera all the time, but still couldn't romance her. So I looked in the guides and boom... she's 100% lesbo. What. the. heck?

 

Banging her was my goal from beginning, everything was going so well with her, and for what? Couldn't we at least be hinted in the beginning that she's a lesbo? Dorian, for example, almost immediately came out of closet, and Bull happily offered his ass to me in no time (I politely declined because I don't want gay inquisitor), but Sera was a hard nut to crack, or so I though, so I patiently waited, mission after mission, that she would succumb to my charms, and boom, no Elven ***** for you. You can't imagine how disappointed I was. I hate Cassandra, and she hated me after all the time I ignored her. Josie? Well, she's nice, but I didn't exactly tried to get her to like me. I had all stakes on Sera. And I got 120 hours of gameplay, so replaying is not an option, I don't have so much time on my hands.

 

How could you do this Bioware? Why didn't you make this clear from the beginning? Arghh, so pissed! I hope it's not to late to make out with Cassandra... even though she hated my decisions alot through out the game.

 

P.S. Seducing a lesbo Elf with male character would be even more interesting, and how about threesome? Now that's a missed opportunity, Bioware.



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LightningPoodle

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Really? You didn't get the very clear hint she gives? Are you deaf and/or blind...?


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Probably self delusional



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Oh lawd


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I ..... no, it's not worth it.
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All I wanted to do was bang a lesbo, and I can't?!
 
How could you do this Bioware?
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Really? You didn't get the very clear hint she gives? Are you deaf and/or blind...?

To be honest, I thought she was Bisexual. And flirtatious dialogues didn't help either. I just couldn't imagine that Bioware would deny male character her romance option. That's just unreasonable, giving that romance is serious business in Bioware games.



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*rolleyes* Troll harder?


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Okay, first off, I am -really- disappointed that you couldn't even use dangle bags in the title instead of balls.  But I'll let that slide, I guess.

 

Moving on, though.  Really, how could you miss the signals?  I mean, from early, early on it was pretty clear she's not going to be interested.  The first letdown in Haven is pretty blunt, in fact.  Later in Skyhold if you press the issue again, and if you're on good terms with you, at least she lets you down gentler than in Haven.  In fact, it's a pretty amusing scene and you can't help but just adore her to death even if you can't romance her.


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Wow, BioWare, how could you?

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I'll try to care.


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I lol'd


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To be honest, I thought she was Bisexual. And flirtatious dialogues didn't help either. I just couldn't imagine that Bioware would deny male character her romance option. That's just unreasonable, giving that romance is serious business in Bioware games.

 

So you didn't hear the "We have one thing in common, we both like women" bit of dialogue then...


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Okay, first off, I am -really- disappointed that you couldn't even use dangle bags in the title instead of balls.  But I'll let that slide, I guess.

 

Moving on, though.  Really, how could you miss the signals?  I mean, from early, early on it was pretty clear she's not going to be interested.  The first letdown in Haven is pretty blunt, in fact.  Later in Skyhold if you press the issue again, and if you're on good terms with you, at least she lets you down gentler than in Haven.  In fact, it's a pretty amusing scene and you can't help but just adore her to death even if you can't romance her.

If my memory doesn't fail me, there's and F-word in the game. Why follow morals here?

 

And no, it wasn't pretty clear. For me it was obvious she is not interested right NOW, and she doesn't mind woman's company, but that doesn't necessarily mean she cannot be attained through approvals and dedication to her, ok?. You can flirt with her, and she does gradually melt and become softer with you, so don't you think it's reasonable to hope? That's how you get companions in bed in Bioware games - approvals and dedication, and personal quests of course.



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Bull happily offered his ass to me in no time

 

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I just wanted a reason to post this GIF.


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Today is a good day. I get to use this:

 

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If my memory doesn't fail me, there's and F-word in the game. Why follow morals here?

 

And no, it wasn't pretty clear. For me it was obvious she is not interested right NOW, and she doesn't mind woman's company, but that doesn't necessarily mean she cannot be attained through approvals and dedication to her, ok?. That's how you get companions in bed in Bioware games - approvals and dedication, and personal quests of course.

Not anymore. Now their characters are very defined on who they like. Much like people are irl


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I just wanted a reason to post this GIF.

 

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The thirst for Sera is real


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And this is why you should research the game a bit before playing so you wouldn't get your hopes up. I don't particularly like Sera, so it was quite easy for me to avoid her romance.


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The thirst for Sera is real

 

OMG There's another one.

 

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Maker's balls. Her personality is something to get used to. I agree with some of Vivienne's points on her. Lolz!


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