Alright. Lets do this. No names please.
Post something out of the context from the inquisition forums
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, avril 19 2015 10:00
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 10:01
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banging her was my goal from beginning, everything was going so well with her, and for what? Couldn't we at least be hinted in the beginning that she's a lesbo? Dorian, for example, almost immediately came out of closet, and Bull happily offered his ass to me in no time (I politely declined because I don't want gay inquisitor), but Sera was a hard nut to crack, or so I though, so I patiently waited, mission after mission, that she would succumb to my charms, and boom, no Elven ***** for you. You can't imagine how disappointed I was. I hate Cassandra, and she hated me after all the time I ignored her. Josie? Well, she's nice, but I didn't exactly tried to get her to like me. I had all stakes on Sera. And I got 120 hours of gameplay, so replaying is not an option, I don't have so much time on my hands.
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 10:14
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"As stated above, I've been lurking."
"About time you posted here, Bigot."
"I love you."
"I guess I've become too much of an Elf"
"Which is the definition of cougar, again."
"Catholics and pubes, it's not that weird."
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 10:16
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But that involves going into that hellish place to discover such unholy writings.
As the opening post demonstrates. These people are hilarious.
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#7
Posté 19 avril 2015 - 10:17
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WTF BIOWARE, why would tell a player to enchant an item, then leave no way to enchant anything?
There is no enchant item table, and no enchant item option at any current table so it's impossible to know wtf to do or what the hell this means.
How the frig do people seriouly even try to say this is acceptable and or a player is dumb for not knowing wtf this even means, or figure it out. This is almost as bad as the war table not having any instructions.
This is complete bullshit!
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 10:17
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Well i'm like a moth to a flame.But that involves going into that hellish place to discover such unholy writings.
You know what they say about staring into the abyss?
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 10:21
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My dear, I like her just fine, my dear, but if she calls me my dear one more time, my dear, I may just have to shank a *****, my dear.
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 10:26
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"I remain irrationally irritated by [Sera's romance scene] breaking my headcanon that elves don't have pubic hair."
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 10:27
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"Catholics and pubes, it's not that weird."
fam...
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 10:27
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"I remain irrationally irritated by [Sera's romance scene] breaking my headcanon that elves don't have pubic hair."
lmao what the ****...
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 10:28
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"until one or both pass out of sheer exhaustion you're doing something wrong."
" you better get ready for some serious snogging."
"Ballerina Solas"
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 10:42
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lmao what the ****...
I bet you can guess who said that one.
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 10:43
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"We really donged that bullet."
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 11:23
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Removing context compromises your ability to comprehend how deranged some of these people are.
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 11:23
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"One in the butt, one in the front, then. I can't really choose who the "other" would be in this hypothetical. There's the Inquisitor, of course, but I just can't decide on another person. Group sex never appealed to me."
I laughed.
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#18
Posté 19 avril 2015 - 11:29
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I presume most of this is just general discussion topics for that subforum, the character obsession threads are probably much much worse.
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Posté 19 avril 2015 - 11:31
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I presume most of this is just general discussion topics for that subforum, the character obsession threads are probably much much worse.
It is.
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Posté 20 avril 2015 - 12:19
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lmao what the ****...
You have one guess who posted that.
Hint:
Spoiler
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Posté 20 avril 2015 - 03:39
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I mean in the past DA games (except DAI), if the LI can wait for u to finish your business in brothels, i don't see the fuss in making me to choose one over the other and losing lots of approval points when i did not choose them.
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Posté 20 avril 2015 - 04:49
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The forums over there aren't so bad, they tend to open to some deeper discussions about the characters and the world itself.
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Posté 20 avril 2015 - 04:51
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The forums over there aren't so bad, they tend to open to some deeper discussions about the characters and the world itself.
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Posté 20 avril 2015 - 05:43
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I mean in the past DA games (except DAI), if the LI can wait for u to finish your business in brothels, i don't see the fuss in making me to choose one over the other and losing lots of approval points when i did not choose them.
>mfw DA fans just drop the pretense and argue for an actual Dating Sim
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Posté 20 avril 2015 - 05:56
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