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[RustyBuckets02]

Both those options seem abysmal.

If it helps, I think Nat meant visiting, rather than performing.





Probably.

[nat in the hat]

If it helps, I think Nat meant visiting, rather than performing.





Probably.

Yes rusty that's exactly what I meant

[NuclearTech76]

Both those options seem abysmal.

Depends entirely on the quality of the strip club.

[NuclearTech76]

If it helps, I think Nat meant visiting, rather than performing.





Probably.

Long as they lubricate the pole it's not that bad.

 

Dear lord that sounds wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wrong. 

[Ashevajak]

I retired for two weeks to finish a paper does that count?

[Ghostknife72]

Depends entirely on the quality of the strip club.

 

Really, really horrible strip clubs can be VERY entertaining as well.  Obviously in a different way.

 

I once had a stripper that wouldn't stop harassing me for a tip.  Her buck teeth were so bad.  When I finally had enough of her looking for a tip, I asked if if she preferred singles or carrots.

 

She slinked off in tears.

[nat in the hat]

Really, really horrible strip clubs can be VERY entertaining as well. Obviously in a different way.

I once had a stripper that wouldn't stop harassing me for a tip. Her buck teeth were so bad. When I finally had enough of her looking for a tip, I asked if if she preferred singles or carrots.

She slinked off in tears.

A buddy and I went on a monday once. Horrible talent. Bitches wouldnt leave him alone for tips. He finally started tellin them he has about 6-7 kids he doesnt know about cuz he pokes holes in his condoms before he screws strippers. I almost died from laughing.

[ClydeInTheShell]

Both those options seem abysmal.

That might explain why you "never had it"  

[Ghostknife72]

A buddy and I went on a monday once. Horrible talent. Bitches wouldnt leave him alone for tips. He finally started tellin them he has about 6-7 kids he doesnt know about cuz he pokes holes in his condoms before he screws strippers. I almost died from laughing.

 

Yea....weekday afternoon strippers just might be the bottom of the talent pool.

 

Good times.

 

EDIT:  For Clyde.....Frank's Chicken House.  I know you've been there man.  Don't deny it.

 

Runner Up for Best Strip Club Name:  "Bunz - Ain't No Bakery"

[NuclearTech76]

Yea....weekday afternoon strippers just might be the bottom of the talent pool.

 

Good times.

 

EDIT:  For Clyde.....Frank's Chicken House.  I know you've been there man.  Don't deny it.

 

Runner Up for Best Strip Club Name:  "Bunz - Ain't No Bakery"

The Cheetah in Atlanta. 

 

Thank me later. Best place outside of Vegas to go completely broke. 

[nat in the hat]

The Cheetah in Atlanta.

Thank me later. Best place outside of Vegas to go completely broke.

If anyone is ever in Indiana go to the Hip Hugger in kokomo. Next drunk thread should just be a strip club thread

[NuclearTech76]

If anyone is ever in Indiana go to the Hip Hugger in kokomo. Next drunk thread should just be a strip club thread

The Cheetah experience is probably due to one insane friend saving up about four months salary, getting a limo, and fabricating interesting and completely BS careers for us all (the SOB even had fake business cards printed up). It was a fun ass night. I forgot what the hell I was actually supposed to do for a living by about 1am. 

[nat in the hat]

The Cheetah experience is probably due to one insane friend saving up about four months salary, getting a limo, and fabricating interesting and completely BS careers for us all (the SOB even had fake business cards printed up). It was a fun ass night. I forgot what the hell I was actually supposed to do for a living by about 1am.

Omg i need to roll with your friend. I am totally going to do this. Fake business cards really? Lmao

[NuclearTech76]

Omg i need to roll with your friend. I am totally going to do this. Fake business cards really? Lmao

He was a little ummm........insane. Unfortunately he got a terminal case of the marriage and became a productive member of society.

 

God I hate society.   

[nat in the hat]

He was a little ummm........insane. Unfortunately he got a terminal case of the marriage and became a productive member of society.

God I hate society.

Yeah everyone I know is getting married too. Soon it will just be me lone wolfin clubs like a complete loser.

Has anyone had strippers come and do a house party? My friend was going to pretend it was his bachelor party just to make this happen.

[NuclearTech76]

Yeah everyone I know is getting married too. Soon it will just be me lone wolfin clubs like a complete loser.

Has anyone had strippers come and do a house party? My friend was going to pretend it was his bachelor party just to make this happen.

If you have enough money, I guess you can make anything happen. I imagine most girls in that line of work would be afraid to go to someone's residence because of the risks involved with it but IDK.

[nat in the hat]

If you have enough money, I guess you can make anything happen. I imagine most girls in that line of work would be afraid to go to someone's residence because of the risks involved with it but IDK.

Oh we had the chick lined up to do it but my friend got a gf and he wont do it now

[DaemionMoadrin]

Yeah everyone I know is getting married too. Soon it will just be me lone wolfin clubs like a complete loser.

Has anyone had strippers come and do a house party? My friend was going to pretend it was his bachelor party just to make this happen.

 

The stripper won't come alone, she'll probably bring a big guy who'll wait in the kitchen while she dances for you and/or she'll periodically send a coded text so someone knows she's okay.

 

Not that I ever paid a stripper but I do have a couple of friends in the business.

[nat in the hat]

Not that I ever paid a stripper but I do have a couple of friends in the business.

Suuuuuuuuuuuure you havent

[DarkOrgasm]

The Cheetah experience is probably due to one insane friend saving up about four months salary, getting a limo, and fabricating interesting and completely BS careers for us all (the SOB even had fake business cards printed up). It was a fun ass night. I forgot what the hell I was actually supposed to do for a living by about 1am. 

The Pro jocks all go to that club and they always get in trouble. That's been going on for years now

[nat in the hat]

The Pro jocks all go to that club and they always get in trouble. That's been going on for years now

Yeah tech said something bout a celebrity there once

[DaemionMoadrin]

Suuuuuuuuuuuure you havent

 

Why would I pay for something like that when I can get it for free? ^^

[DarkOrgasm]

Why would I pay for something like that when I can get it for free? ^^

Because your Unretired and have the means to have a 3 some with strippers

[DaemionMoadrin]

Because your Unretired and have the means to have a 3 some with strippers

 

Threesomes are so not worth it. Way too much work.

[DarkOrgasm]

Threesomes are so not worth it. Way too much work.

Just lay back and enjoy